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May 14 20:42:22 Topic for #squadfinder is: Lacis Lycorma Session 8.2: Spy Levels

May 14 20:42:22 Topic for #squadfinder set by chrissofer (Thu May 10 20:42:36 2018)

May 14 20:42:22 ChanServ gives channel operator status to chrissofer

May 14 20:42:33 chrissofer GOD HAS ARRIVED

May 14 20:42:56 chrissofer has changed the topic to: Lacis Lycorma Session 9: The Aftermath.

May 14 20:43:10 todo Praise be!

May 14 20:43:32 Bronnie “HEY”

May 14 20:44:22 Bronnie is better than Gwynn

May 14 20:44:24 Bronnie N

May 14 20:44:50 Bronnie what’s this

May 14 20:45:06 Gwynn your mom

May 14 20:45:15 Bronnie “YOUR MOM”

May 14 20:45:52 chrissofer The group awakens with the light of dawn, having mostly taken the night for sleeping. The members of the party who did not are sleeping, still, though all here and accounted for. What do You all do?

May 14 20:46:15 Bronnie stretches

May 14 20:46:20 Ember pulls blankets over head further, burrowing into the space between the orcs.

May 14 20:46:24 Bronnie yawns

May 14 20:46:40 Bronnie rubs eyes

May 14 20:46:49 Bronnie coughs

May 14 20:46:59 Bronnie sniffs

May 14 20:47:05 Danni Renrik finishes his morning prayers.

May 14 20:47:58 Gwynn blinks

May 14 20:47:59 Bronnie “We should go shopping, ember!”

May 14 20:48:09 Ember “I went shopping yesterday.”

May 14 20:48:15 Ember smirks

May 14 20:48:16 chrissofer The pungent scent of a well cooked breakfast wafts from the downstairs common area, and the noises of a normal morning rush are filling Your ears.

May 14 20:48:17 Bronnie “Gwynn, shopping??”

May 14 20:48:26 Danni Briar wakes up. He gets ready and heads down with Renrik for food.

May 14 20:48:51 todo decides to take a quick nap

May 14 20:49:27 Danni Renrik approaches a tavern worker and orders breakfast for himself and Briar.

May 14 20:50:10 chrissofer Upon seeing You enter the room, the cook on duty asks You for Your pleasure of breakfast food.

May 14 20:50:28 Ember got left alone in a cold bed.

May 14 20:51:00 Gwynn detect magic, ghost sound, Ray of frost, read magic, unseen servant, wave shield

May 14 20:51:16 Danni Renrik: “Do you have eggs and bacon? Perhaps some waffles.”

May 14 20:52:03 Gwynn “blessed be the morning light”

May 14 20:52:04 chrissofer “Course we do! You want it in an omelette? Or over easy?”

May 14 20:52:07 Bronnie is at the room with the cook

May 14 20:52:33 Gwynn goes downstairs to breakfast

May 14 20:53:13 Bronnie sits

May 14 20:53:17 Danni Renrik: “Two, omelettes, no wait, make that three please.”

May 14 20:53:34 Bronnie “I’ll have the same. And waffles. Please”

May 14 20:53:49 chrissofer She nods at You all, and says, “Coming right up!”

May 14 20:53:50 Gwynn “I’ll have some river whiskey”

May 14 20:53:56 Bronnie likes to eat his feelings

May 14 20:54:12 Ember wakes up completely alone and anxious

May 14 20:54:29 Danni Renrik gives Bronnie a supportive pat on the back.

May 14 20:54:50 chrissofer “River whiskey! At this hour? Are You celebrating or mourning?”

May 14 20:54:59 Ember grabs her backpack and goes looking for hte others

May 14 20:55:16 Gwynn has quit (Quit: Gwynn)

May 14 20:55:42 holoirc (holoirc@184.90.pnr.suk) has joined

May 14 20:55:49 chrissofer Your food comes out quickly and beautifully. “Any other beverages, loves?”

May 14 20:56:06 Bronnie “Do you have mimosas?”

May 14 20:56:10 holoirc is now known as Gwynn

May 14 20:56:13 Bronnie “Is that a thing?”

May 14 20:56:15 Ember “I want a mimosa”

May 14 20:56:19 Bronnie “That I can have?”

May 14 20:56:22 Gwynn chugs whiskey

May 14 20:56:27 Ember “No, you’re too young.”

May 14 20:56:29 chrissofer She says, “Mih MOE Sah…”

May 14 20:56:30 Danni Renrik: “Water thank you.”

May 14 20:56:43 Bronnie “Ale. Please. And thank you like a jug”

May 14 20:56:46 chrissofer “I’ll ask around, if You like.”

May 14 20:56:56 Bronnie “A jug of ale please if you dont have mimosas”

May 14 20:57:18 chrissofer “A jug of Ale, then. Or two?” She turns to Ember.

May 14 20:57:30 Ember “can I have juice.”

May 14 20:57:39 Bronnie “That’s a good choice. Little one”

May 14 20:57:46 Bronnie .=,

May 14 20:57:58 Gwynn \me sighs

May 14 20:58:05 Danni Renrik and Briar grab their food and drinks and sit down.

May 14 20:58:07 chrissofer “Quince or Grape?”

May 14 20:58:12 chrissofer (Syntax is /me)

May 14 20:58:14 Ember “Quince”

May 14 20:58:34 Danni Briar waves Ember over and points to her food.

May 14 20:58:37 chrissofer “Sounds good. Coming right up.”

May 14 20:58:41 chrissofer She runs off.

May 14 20:58:43 Bronnie eats

May 14 20:59:04 Bronnie eats a lot

May 14 20:59:12 Gwynn sighs and drinks some more

May 14 20:59:13 Bronnie Like. 3 omelettes and some waffles

May 14 20:59:14 Ember flops down beside Briar to eat.

May 14 20:59:25 Bronnie But not all waffles

May 14 20:59:31 Bronnie saves 2 waffles

May 14 20:59:32 Danni Renrik and Briar eat.

May 14 20:59:39 Gwynn takes one waffle

May 14 20:59:40 Bronnie stuffs those into satchel

May 14 21:00:18 chrissofer This bluff check.

May 14 21:01:04 Danni Renrik: “So I was thinking about going to the market to purchase some items.”

May 14 21:01:13 Bronnie “OMG YAAAAAS”

May 14 21:01:18 Ember “I have to find a friend in the red light district.”

May 14 21:01:19 Danni Renrik: “Is there anyone that would like to tag along?”

May 14 21:01:20 Bronnie “I mean. Sounds nice”

May 14 21:01:25 Bronnie “Sure”

May 14 21:01:34 Bronnie “If you dont mind”

May 14 21:01:51 Danni Briar: “You have to find someone in the red light district?”

May 14 21:02:01 Bronnie “Hooker?”

May 14 21:02:06 Ember “Probably not.”

May 14 21:02:07 Gwynn “I’ll catch up. I’m gonna drink some more”

May 14 21:02:07 Danni Renrik: “You Know someone in the red light district?”

May 14 21:02:28 Danni Renrik: “Did you Go to the Red Light District?”

May 14 21:02:36 Ember “Maybe”

May 14 21:02:47 Bronnie looks slyly at ember

May 14 21:02:51 Bronnie “You holdin?”

May 14 21:02:52 Danni Renrik: “Maybe?”

May 14 21:03:15 Danni Renrik: “Either you did or you didn’t.”

May 14 21:03:19 Ember “Todo went with me.”

May 14 21:03:36 Gwynn orders more whiskey

May 14 21:03:49 Bronnie “Rough night with the street walkers?”

May 14 21:03:57 Ember “Not really.”

May 14 21:04:02 Bronnie looks disapprovingly at the gwynn”

May 14 21:04:02 Ember “There were some owls.”

May 14 21:04:05 Danni Renrik: “That does not make me feel much better.”

May 14 21:04:22 Bronnie “Like alien owls?”

May 14 21:04:30 Danni Briar glances over and sees Gwynn heavily drinking.

May 14 21:04:57 Danni Renrik: “Owls…”

May 14 21:05:32 Ember pulls her shirt forward to show Renrik her small package of orange powder.

May 14 21:05:59 Ember “It’s just glump”

May 14 21:06:02 Danni me/ Renrik sighs heavily.

May 14 21:06:05 chrissofer The waitress comes back, and asks if anyone needs anything

May 14 21:06:10 Bronnie “What kind of cockamamie nonsense is that?”

May 14 21:06:13 chrissofer (Syntax is /me)

May 14 21:06:15 Danni Renrik sighs heavily.

May 14 21:06:25 Ember “It’s a pain reliever.”

May 14 21:06:38 Danni Renrik: “A pain reliever?”

May 14 21:06:45 Ember “Yeah, like, relieves pain.”

May 14 21:07:30 Danni roll heal check for info on powder

May 14 21:07:38 Bronnie “NO THANK YOU WAITRESS”

May 14 21:07:44 Danni `roll 1d20+7

May 14 21:07:44 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+7) = 25>

May 14 21:08:48 Gwynn ‘gotta pee’

May 14 21:08:59 Gwynn takes mugs to bathroom with her

May 14 21:10:44 Danni Briar: “Are you gonna get fucking arrested for that?”

May 14 21:10:51 Ember “Probably not.”

May 14 21:11:20 Danni Briar: “We have almost gotten arrested more times this week than I have in months.”

May 14 21:11:36 Danni Renrik gives Briar a significant look.

May 14 21:11:38 Ember “Cuz you keep coming into places where there’s arresters.”

May 14 21:11:56 Bronnie “Cause money?”

May 14 21:12:08 Bronnie “Like. Theres no money or waffles in the woods”

May 14 21:12:41 Danni Briar: “Why are we in town?”

May 14 21:13:02 Ember “we could make waffles in the woods”

May 14 21:13:25 Bronnie “Well yeah. But then whatsherface wouldnt bring them to me”

May 14 21:13:35 Bronnie “Itd be like. You. Or something”

May 14 21:13:36 Ember “i’m telling her you called her that”

May 14 21:13:59 Bronnie “DO IT. ITS ON HER NAMETAG”

May 14 21:14:14 Ember “People don’t call themselves whatsherface”

May 14 21:14:27 Bronnie “Idk. I can’t see rn”

May 14 21:14:27 Gwynn comes back from peeing totally sober

May 14 21:14:34 Danni Renrik: “Because we have to go shopping.”

May 14 21:14:39 Gwynn “let’s go shopping”

May 14 21:14:40 Bronnie rubs eyes”

May 14 21:14:51 Bronnie “Yes. Lets”

May 14 21:14:59 Danni Renrik: “I need to buy spell supplies.”

May 14 21:15:04 Ember “I want candy.”

May 14 21:15:09 Ember “The herb cart didn’t have any”

May 14 21:15:18 Bronnie “I just want shoes”

May 14 21:15:25 Danni Briar: “Fuck it. Let’s go and try not to get arrested.”

May 14 21:15:29 Ember “I want a fanny pack.”

May 14 21:15:37 Bronnie “AND A FANNY PACK”

May 14 21:15:52 Gwynn “yes let’s go”

May 14 21:16:18 Bronnie pays the nice lady for the waffles

May 14 21:16:23 Bronnie makes smalltalk

May 14 21:16:30 Bronnie with the nice lady

May 14 21:16:53 Danni Renrik pays for his, Briar’s, and Ember’s food.

May 14 21:17:08 Gwynn puts it on her tab

May 14 21:17:36 Bronnie winks and walks away, perhaps sauntering away

May 14 21:18:48 chrissofer The waitress brings the bill, it totals 95 silver.

May 14 21:19:44 chrissofer 90 silver, river whiskey on Gwynn’s tab.

May 14 21:20:12 Bronnie pays 30 silver

May 14 21:20:25 Bronnie Cause shared bill

May 14 21:20:46 Danni Renrik pays 6 gp.

May 14 21:21:07 chrissofer Satisfied, the waitress leaves You to Your table.

May 14 21:21:16 Bronnie walks outside into the sunshine

May 14 21:21:34 Danni Renrik and Briar follow him outside.

May 14 21:21:51 Danni Renrik: “Ember do you know where the market is?”

May 14 21:21:51 Gwynn followz

May 14 21:22:01 Ember “Which one?”

May 14 21:22:13 Bronnie “The GOOD one”

May 14 21:22:15 Bronnie winks

May 14 21:22:16 Danni Briar: “The legal one.”

May 14 21:22:23 Bronnie “Yeah the legal one….”

May 14 21:22:52 Bronnie is not naked

May 14 21:23:40 Bronnie bronnie is wearing his standard outfit, white tunic, brown pants, knee high leather boots, and slightly jostled silver hair pulled back ever so effortlessly

May 14 21:24:05 Gwynn rolls eyes

May 14 21:24:07 Ember wears a lot of gray.

May 14 21:25:18 Ember “Augustana Square is where all the boring stuff is.”

May 14 21:25:32 Danni Renrik: “Sounds like a good place to start.”

May 14 21:25:49 Bronnie “Boring is for sure a good place to start. We can always step it up from there”

May 14 21:26:02 Ember “The hookers are north of there.”

May 14 21:26:09 chrissofer The square is totally ready for You to stimulate it’s economy.

May 14 21:26:11 Bronnie “Perfect.”

May 14 21:26:13 chrissofer *its

May 14 21:26:19 Bronnie OH

May 14 21:26:24 Bronnie IT’

May 14 21:26:25 Bronnie S

May 14 21:26:28 Bronnie ‘A

May 14 21:26:32 chrissofer ‘It’s’

May 14 21:26:36 Bronnie ‘!

May 14 21:26:48 Bronnie squats

May 14 21:26:56 chrissofer The party heads to the Square.

May 14 21:27:08 Danni Renrik: “Of course I leave you alone for a few hours and you know where the hookers are.”

May 14 21:27:21 Ember “I didn’t go looking for them”

May 14 21:27:23 Danni Renrik looks for a shop with holy items.

May 14 21:27:23 Bronnie sees a dazzling leather duster

May 14 21:27:32 Bronnie needs it

May 14 21:27:40 Gwynn browses

May 14 21:27:44 Bronnie tries on the beautiful jacket

May 14 21:27:49 Bronnie checks the pocket

May 14 21:27:56 chrissofer Renrik sees such a shop nearby, though it mostly covers the more martial side of things.

May 14 21:27:57 Bronnie finds nothing

May 14 21:28:22 Ember goes running off into the crowd.

May 14 21:28:40 Danni Renrik asks the shop keeper if he might have a flask with a holy symbol.

May 14 21:29:33 Bronnie sees shop person

May 14 21:29:41 chrissofer The shopkeeper comes over to Bronnie, eyeing him carefully. “You like it, Dear? It looks good on You.”

May 14 21:30:00 Bronnie “Oh I dunno. I do like it but I just dont know if I NEED it rn”

May 14 21:30:06 Bronnie “Wahts your best price?”

May 14 21:30:22 chrissofer The holy shopkeeper goes back behind his tent to look for such a thing, after confirming that You worship Milani.

May 14 21:32:44 Bronnie looks in the winky mirror

May 14 21:32:50 Bronnie Wonky

May 14 21:33:48 Gwynn browses books

May 14 21:34:49 chrissofer The holy symbol the shopkeeper brings back to Renrik is silver and depicts a quartet of cobblestones and a rose. It can hold a flask’s worth of holy water, and would fit easily within any of Your pockets.

May 14 21:35:24 chrissofer “This was imported from Absalom, and I think it would suit You well. I’ll ask 40 gp for it. What do You say?”

May 14 21:35:44 Danni Renrik: “This would do wonderfully my good sir.”

May 14 21:36:15 chrissofer He holds out his hand for the gold, with a big smile on his face. ^_^

May 14 21:36:45 Danni Renrik pays him.

May 14 21:39:32 chrissofer He hands Renrik the flask, and thanks him kindly.

May 14 21:40:28 chrissofer Bronnie’s shopkeeper comes back with, “This cloak? It’s freshly made by our local craftsmen, and would cost a mere 10gp.”

May 14 21:40:35 Danni Renrik wishes him a good day and then he and Briar leave to look for a shop with spell supplies.

May 14 21:41:16 Bronnie “Well. That’s not terrible I suppose. But I’m a bit short on case right now so I was wondering if you would trade this ‘probably’ magical twig AND a waffle for it?”

May 14 21:41:46 todo wakes up

May 14 21:41:50 chrissofer The party comes upon a large, crowded stall with various spell components, called “Highnz 57 Reagents”.

May 14 21:42:14 todo realizes everyone is gone and grabs her things and quickly heads to town

May 14 21:42:18 chrissofer Bronnie Shopkeeper Appraises Twig

May 14 21:42:23 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

May 14 21:42:23 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+2) = 20>

May 14 21:42:41 todo find them hassling helpless merchants

May 14 21:43:06 Danni Renrik asks the shopkeeper if they have the following items powdered silver, soot, and salt.

May 14 21:43:11 Gwynn am not

May 14 21:43:23 chrissofer The shopkeeper’s face brightens, but then quickly goes back to normal. “Hmm, normally, I wouldn’t accept such a trade… But, I think I like You. Thatshouldbefine, if You please…?”

May 14 21:43:45 Bronnie realizes the magic twig was probably worth way more than this duster

May 14 21:43:53 Bronnie regrets this decision

May 14 21:43:54 Ember is half way across the market dodging knees in search of a candy stall.

May 14 21:44:49 Bronnie “Ok. Well. I feel bad giving you this USELESS twig. How bout 8gp?”

May 14 21:45:40 Bronnie “That’s cold hard cash my friend”

May 14 21:46:26 todo “Can I purchase this mask please?”

May 14 21:49:29 chrissofer The Spell component man asks for 1 gp for the silver powder, with 3 cp for the other components You want.

May 14 21:50:34 Danni Renrik: “How much for 10 lbs. of powdered silver?”

May 14 21:51:03 chrissofer RETCON: He asked for 25gp for the silver powder.

May 14 21:51:22 chrissofer He comes back with “55 gp for that much powder.”

May 14 21:52:57 chrissofer He looks at You again, and sees Your reluctance. Blushing a little, he says, “Fine, I’ll go as low as 40gp.”

May 14 21:53:25 Danni Renrik flashes him a broad smile.

May 14 21:53:47 chrissofer Bronnie Bluff check for undercut.

May 14 21:53:49 Bronnie Bluff check

May 14 21:54:13 Danni Renrik: “Thank you my good sir. Here is 41 gp.”

May 14 21:54:17 Bronnie `roll 1d20+8

May 14 21:54:17 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+8) = 16>

May 14 21:54:35 chrissofer He takes Your money, and thanks You kindly, Renrik.

May 14 21:54:59 Ember samples a piece of candy to make sure its the one she wants.

May 14 21:55:13 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

May 14 21:55:14 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+2) = 7>

May 14 21:55:26 chrissofer Bronnie: “Hmm, well, I suppose that’s fine, too…” He looks disappointed.

May 14 21:56:13 Bronnie “Ya know what. I’m sorry for your troubles and I’d like to start a healthy relationship with SOMEone on this town, here’s 12 gp. See ya ‘round partnah”

May 14 21:56:33 Danni Renrik and Briar walk out of the store.

May 14 21:56:51 Danni Renrik: “Is there anywhere you want to go Briar?”

May 14 21:57:03 chrissofer He seems happy enough, and bids Bronnie a good day, smiling.

May 14 21:57:30 chrissofer Ember: The shopkeeper comes up to You. “That’ll be 5gp, love. Tastes good, don’t it?”

May 14 21:57:50 Ember “It doesn’t taste 5 gp good.”

May 14 21:58:15 chrissofer She frowns. “Hmm, well, I’m sorry You feel that way. Doesn’t change the price, though.”

May 14 21:58:24 Ember “Does it come in other flavors?”

May 14 21:58:46 chrissofer “I’ll sell You the one with nuts alongside it for 8gp.”

May 14 21:58:56 Ember pulls out a shiny bell to show her, offering a sample of the sound.

May 14 21:58:59 Ember “What about this?”

May 14 22:00:01 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

May 14 22:00:02 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+2) = 14>

May 14 22:00:50 chrissofer “Hmm, well, what’s it made of?”

May 14 22:00:56 Ember “I dunno.”

May 14 22:01:02 Ember “I found it in a cave.”

May 14 22:01:28 Ember “It makes it easy to tell when the door is opening.”

May 14 22:01:42 chrissofer She frowns. “If it’s all the same to You, I have enough bells. The gold, now, please.”

May 14 22:02:18 Danni Briar: “Where is the halfing?”

May 14 22:02:25 Ember blows air through her teeth, sighing impatiently, and passes over the gold.

May 14 22:02:36 todo waits patiently to buy mask

May 14 22:02:43 Danni Renrik: “You aren’t carrying her.”

May 14 22:02:58 Danni Renrik:” You Aren’t Carrying Her?”

May 14 22:03:13 Danni Renrik: “We have to find her.”

May 14 22:03:23 chrissofer CLARIFY: 5 gp from Ember

May 14 22:03:25 Ember goes looking for a more interesting candy cart.

May 14 22:03:34 Danni Renrik and Briar look for Ember and find her at the candy cart.

May 14 22:03:41 Gwynn finds ember at candy store

May 14 22:03:51 chrissofer Stealth check, Ember.

May 14 22:04:53 Ember `roll 1d20+3

May 14 22:04:53 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+3) = 14>

May 14 22:05:17 chrissofer Perception Check, those looking for Ember

May 14 22:05:22 Gwynn 16

May 14 22:05:48 Danni `roll 1d20+6

May 14 22:05:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+6) = 26>

May 14 22:06:05 chrissofer Briar finds her first.

May 14 22:06:51 Danni Briar: “Ember what the fuck?”

May 14 22:06:59 Ember “I found chocolate.”

May 14 22:07:12 Gwynn “and trouble”

May 14 22:07:16 Danni Renrik: “Did you pay for it?”

May 14 22:07:19 Ember “What trouble?”

May 14 22:07:21 Ember “Yes!”

May 14 22:07:30 Gwynn “you’re always trouble”

May 14 22:08:07 Ember “nuh UH”

May 14 22:08:19 Gwynn quirks eyebrow

May 14 22:08:30 Danni Renrik looks are her intently.

May 14 22:09:05 Danni Renrik: “You are staying with us.”

May 14 22:09:06 Ember “So suspicious”

May 14 22:09:15 Ember “You can stay with Me”

May 14 22:09:23 Danni Briar: “We know you.”

May 14 22:09:24 Ember “I need to find a fanny pack.”

May 14 22:09:55 Danni Briar: “Then we’ll go find one.”

May 14 22:10:10 Ember “The boring lady over there has chocolate with nuts in it”

May 14 22:10:11 chrissofer A tall woman comes out and touches the mask softly. “You have a good eye, mum. This mask was fairly popular, a while back, though it’s fallen out of favor in recent years. I can let it go for a paltry 10gp.”

May 14 22:10:33 Danni Briar looks at Ember and then back to Renrik.

May 14 22:10:46 Danni Briar: “And we need to get more trail rations.”

May 14 22:10:48 Gwynn sighs

May 14 22:11:18 Gwynn goes back to different book sellers

May 14 22:11:24 chrissofer You find the Fanny Pack Discount Outlet.

May 14 22:11:31 todo “For argument sake…how about 9gp?”

May 14 22:11:42 chrissofer Todo Diplomacy.

May 14 22:11:58 chrissofer `roll 1d20+1

May 14 22:11:58 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+1) = 6>

May 14 22:12:04 Ember goes running inside the outlet

May 14 22:12:05 todo 2

May 14 22:12:25 chrissofer “For argument’s sake, how about 11gp?”

May 14 22:12:26 Danni Briar and Renrik follow her inside.

May 14 22:12:51 todo “Or…how about 10gp” *smirks

May 14 22:13:13 chrissofer She smiles back. “10gp sounds fine. Wise choice, friend.”

May 14 22:13:44 todo “Yeah yeah haha”

May 14 22:13:51 todo hands over 10 gp

May 14 22:14:06 Ember “I want this one.”

May 14 22:14:11 Ember holds up https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AQIAAOSwSlBYw8Bf/s-l300.jpg for the orcs to see.

May 14 22:14:15 Ember https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AQIAAOSwSlBYw8Bf/s-l300.jpg

May 14 22:14:19 Ember failure!

May 14 22:14:21 Ember “https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AQIAAOSwSlBYw8Bf/s-l300.jpg”

May 14 22:14:22 Ember damnit

May 14 22:15:08 Ember holds up a bright yellow pack with two pockets for the orcs to see.

May 14 22:15:47 Danni Briar: “Well, she’ll be easier to find.”

May 14 22:16:19 Bronnie That’s probably a good choice

May 14 22:16:27 Gwynn walks to seafood store

May 14 22:17:21 Bronnie browses the packs of fabny

May 14 22:17:30 Ember puts on the fanny pack to avoid dropping it while they shop.

May 14 22:17:32 Bronnie doesnt like the packs

May 14 22:17:54 Gwynn peruses the squids

May 14 22:21:24 chrissofer The Fannypack Outlet Team Member (tm) comes out, and excitedly says, “That fanny pack is a steal at 5sp! Want me to wrap it up for You?”

May 14 22:21:35 Danni Briar knowledge arcana on magic unknown book that he got in the kobold cave.

May 14 22:21:38 Bronnie gives the ole twig to briar

May 14 22:21:53 Ember glances down at the fanny pack already on her hips and then glances up, eyes narrowed in confusion.

May 14 22:21:53 Danni `roll1d20+5

May 14 22:22:01 Ember “Nah that’s fine I’m already wearing it.”

May 14 22:22:07 Danni `roll 1d20+5

May 14 22:22:07 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+5) = 6>

May 14 22:22:45 Ember pulls out 5 sp to hand over.

May 14 22:23:13 Danni Briar knowledge arcana on Bronnie’s stick.

May 14 22:23:26 Danni `roll 1d20+5

May 14 22:23:26 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(+5) = 21>

May 14 22:23:59 Ember walks out of the outlet unimpeded and looking for something shiny.

May 14 22:24:37 Gwynn wants to buy eating squid and per squid

May 14 22:24:41 Gwynn pet*

May 14 22:25:12 todo goes to fanny pack store to find group

May 14 22:25:17 todo “Hey guys”

May 14 22:26:46 Danni Briar: “Hey Bronnie your stick is a Thundertwig: A magic item that, when shaken, emits the sound of far-off thunder. It also has a 30% chance of making it rain, the first time it is shaken each day. It is worth about 100gp.”

May 14 22:27:22 Ember approaches some kind of dishes dealer, tries slight of hand to exchange a bell for an upside down goblet of a similar size.

May 14 22:27:39 Ember `roll 1d20+3

May 14 22:27:39 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(+3) = 19>

May 14 22:27:55 Danni Briar knowledge arcana roll on Renrik’s shell with a donkey pattern.

May 14 22:28:18 Danni `roll 1d20+5

May 14 22:28:18 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+5) = 9>

May 14 22:28:52 chrissofer The Squid Salesman comes out with a 2 for 1 deal, 55 gp for the pair.

May 14 22:29:26 Gwynn “seems like a lot for some squid”

May 14 22:29:28 Bronnie doesnt like fanny packs

May 14 22:29:38 Danni Briar: “Fuck this. Let’s find someone to see what this stuff is.”

May 14 22:29:39 Bronnie goes to the squid store

May 14 22:31:15 Gwynn decides to just buy eating squid

May 14 22:31:50 Danni Briar and Renrik look for a store with someone to do an knowledge arcana check.

May 14 22:32:11 chrissofer “That’ll be 35gp then, Dear.”

May 14 22:32:27 Gwynn ‘how bout 25’

May 14 22:33:32 chrissofer Gwynn Diplomacy

May 14 22:34:12 Gwynn 15

May 14 22:34:22 chrissofer Ember: “Dear, You dropped Your bell on the counter here!” The shopkeeper says. “Are You looking for goblets?”

May 14 22:34:45 chrissofer “30. Final Offer.”

May 14 22:35:19 Ember “I’m looking /at/ goblets.”

May 14 22:35:48 Ember hold sup the goblet and the bell together for her perusal.

May 14 22:35:51 Ember “Are these the same metal?”

May 14 22:36:11 Gwynn trades gold for squid

May 14 22:36:15 Danni Briar: “Doesn’t Gwynn know how to do this?”

May 14 22:36:30 Danni Briar: “Why the fuck would we pay for this.”

May 14 22:36:45 chrissofer “No, Dear, see, that’s a platinum goblet. This is an iron bell. Not nearly the same… value.”

May 14 22:37:21 Ember hums curiously, setting the goblet down and reclaiming her bell.

May 14 22:37:27 chrissofer Renrik, You find an artifact dealer willing to identify Your book for a mere 5gp.

May 14 22:37:32 Gwynn peruses spell scrolls

May 14 22:37:47 chrissofer “Have a good day, mum!” She says with a smile.

May 14 22:37:55 Gwynn looks at aggressive thundercloud

May 14 22:38:00 Ember “You too honey.”

May 14 22:38:13 Danni Renrik shrugs. Thanks the artifact dealer, and he and Briar go looking for Gwynn.

May 14 22:38:51 Danni They find her at the scroll store, which is right next to the squid store.

May 14 22:39:23 Ember walks up to a place that smells like meat and bread and finds the guy at the counter.

May 14 22:39:34 Ember “Hey, I’ll give you an iron bell for a bun!

May 14 22:40:01 chrissofer As the orc boys walk in, the stout shopkeeper responds, “I have 2 scrolls of Aggressive Thundercloud. I can give You each for… say… 200gp?”

May 14 22:40:02 Danni Briar: “Hey Gwynn when you aren’t busy can you look at some stuff for us?”

May 14 22:40:12 Gwynn “sure”

May 14 22:41:22 Gwynn contemplates scrolls

May 14 22:42:45 chrissofer The Meat Man asks Ember, “Y’lookin for something specific?”

May 14 22:42:46 Gwynn what about 150

May 14 22:42:57 Gwynn “”””

May 14 22:42:57 Ember “No, something to /eat/.”

May 14 22:43:08 Danni Renrik uses Enhanced Diplomacy on Gwynn giving her a +2 on Dip.

May 14 22:43:18 chrissofer “I feel ya. Whatcha feel like? Want it cooked or Raw?”

May 14 22:43:24 Ember “Cooked!”

May 14 22:43:41 Gwynn 1

May 14 22:43:49 chrissofer The shopkeeper is

May 14 22:43:52 chrissofer not amused.

May 14 22:44:29 chrissofer “Hmm, actually, I think alone these are worth more like 250…”

May 14 22:44:48 Gwynn smiles thinly

May 14 22:45:43 Gwynn “there were a few down the other way for 125, I was gonna do you a favor”

May 14 22:46:23 Gwynn bluff nat 20

May 14 22:46:23 chrissofer Ember: He rustles You up a hot pastrami on rye, complete with pickle, cole slaw, and hush puppies.

May 14 22:46:59 Bronnie goes to the shoes

May 14 22:47:31 chrissofer “Oh, are there?” He puts the scrolls back behind the desk. “Well, I understand. Maybe I’ll have to reconsider my prices, soon, if they are undercutting so much!”

May 14 22:47:35 Bronnie looks at the beautiful shoes

May 14 22:48:20 Gwynn “ how bout this, 180 for the trouble and cause I’m feeling generous”

May 14 22:48:26 chrissofer He holds out his hand for the bell, and winks at Ember.

May 14 22:48:43 Ember beams excitedly, handing over bell and diving into the food.

May 14 22:48:59 chrissofer “Oh, I’d feel bad about charging You so much, Dear! Go buy from that cheaper stall, You won’t hurt my feelings.”

May 14 22:49:50 chrissofer Bronnie: What kind of shoes are You looking for/>’

May 14 22:49:51 chrissofer ?

May 14 22:49:51 Bronnie goes to the chocolate shop that ember almost died at

May 14 22:50:20 Bronnie “Choxolate shoez…?”

May 14 22:50:43 Bronnie “I like a nice heel”

May 14 22:50:55 Danni Briar: “Hey Gwynn?”

May 14 22:51:03 chrissofer The shopkeeper comes out with a large assortment of delicately arranged chocolate shoes.

May 14 22:51:12 Bronnie “Do you have anything with almonds??”

May 14 22:51:32 Bronnie likes almonds

May 14 22:51:46 Gwynn “my conscience would suffer, please, I’d like your scrolls” smiles charmingly

May 14 22:51:56 chrissofer “This platter has each of our flavors of chocolate. Some have almonds, for sure. 10gp sound fair?”

May 14 22:52:14 Bronnie “For the platter?”

May 14 22:52:25 Bronnie “How many pieces would you say is here?”

May 14 22:52:30 chrissofer She feigns surprise. “Oh? Does 250gp sound good, then?”

May 14 22:52:42 chrissofer “20, dear!” he smiles.

May 14 22:52:55 chrissofer Feigns surprise is for Gwynn.

May 14 22:53:33 Bronnie “DEAL MI AMIGO”

May 14 22:53:47 Danni Briar: “Hey Gwynn.”

May 14 22:53:50 chrissofer She smiles, and trades You the chocolates for the money.

May 14 22:53:56 chrissofer `roll 1d100

May 14 22:53:57 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d100: 28 <Total: 28>

May 14 22:53:57 Gwynn smiles

May 14 22:54:03 Gwynn ‘yes briar”

May 14 22:54:12 chrissofer Perception check, everybody.

May 14 22:54:22 Gwynn 11

May 14 22:54:27 Ember `roll 1do+6

May 14 22:54:27 GameServ *Syntax: XdY [ {- + * /} Z ]*{: .irc-roll}

May 14 22:54:37 Ember `roll 1d20+6

May 14 22:54:37 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+6) = 18>

May 14 22:54:43 Danni Briar: “Can you check out two items for Renrik and me?”

May 14 22:54:54 Gwynn “sure thing”

May 14 22:54:57 Danni `roll 1d20+6

May 14 22:54:57 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(+6) = 23>

May 14 22:55:07 Gwynn walks away from stall without scrolls

May 14 22:55:16 Danni `roll 1d20+3

May 14 22:55:16 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+3) = 12>

May 14 22:55:48 todo 21

May 14 22:55:53 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

May 14 22:55:53 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+3) = 18>

May 14 22:56:17 Bronnie 0

May 14 22:56:36 Bronnie walks to the group

May 14 22:56:54 Danni Briar: “Do you hear owls?”

May 14 22:57:02 todo “isn’t it like day time?”

May 14 22:57:10 todo “why do i hear owls”

May 14 22:57:19 Danni Briar: “Yeah, its the fucking day time.”

May 14 22:57:23 Gwynn squints

May 14 22:57:35 Gwynn “owls?”

May 14 22:57:40 Bronnie “ALIEN OWLS”

May 14 22:57:43 Ember sense motive owls

May 14 22:57:43 Danni Renrik turns to Ember.

May 14 22:57:45 Gwynn looks at todo

May 14 22:57:59 Gwynn “Todo, owls?”

May 14 22:58:00 Ember `roll 1d20+4

May 14 22:58:00 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+4) = 22>

May 14 22:58:09 Danni Renrik: “You said you saw owls in the red light district last night.”

May 14 22:58:52 Ember gets nervous, glancing around in search of a familiar face.

May 14 22:58:54 todo “Yeah i hear them hooting?”

May 14 22:59:18 Gwynn “bad owls?”

May 14 22:59:32 Bronnie “We should go and seek the owls”

May 14 22:59:37 Danni Renrik: “Ember said that she saw owls in the red light district last night.”

May 14 22:59:40 Gwynn “no we should not”

May 14 22:59:44 Ember stuffs her pickle in her pocket and tries to carry the sandwich and the coleslaw each in one hand, waving her sandwich hand at the food-guy as she darts off, looking for her friends.

May 14 22:59:58 Gwynn “where’s ember”

May 14 22:59:59 chrissofer He waves back as You run off.

May 14 23:00:31 Gwynn looks for ember

May 14 23:00:38 Danni Briar: “We probably shouldn’t be in the center of town if shit goes down.”

May 14 23:01:01 Bronnie “Where are the owls?”

May 14 23:01:01 Gwynn “we shouldn’t go somewhere private if we’re gonna get jumped”

May 14 23:01:01 Ember waves sandwich hand at Gwynn

May 14 23:01:15 Gwynn sees ember, walks toward her

May 14 23:01:18 Danni Renrik: “Yes, lets go to the forest, where the owls probably live.”

May 14 23:01:37 Danni Renrik: “I would love to get murdered by owls.”

May 14 23:01:42 Bronnie “WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE OWLS?”

May 14 23:01:48 Gwynn rolls eyes at renrik

May 14 23:01:52 Ember “YOU CAN HEAR THE OWLS TOO!?”

May 14 23:02:01 Bronnie “ILL GIVE WHOEVER TELLS ME ABOUT THE OWLS A CHOCOLATE”

May 14 23:02:06 Bronnie looks at ember

May 14 23:02:11 Bronnie “Chocolate?”

May 14 23:02:18 Ember comes to a stomping halt in front of the orcs.

May 14 23:02:23 Gwynn “ember the owls?” hints to tell them about it

May 14 23:02:28 Ember “I heard the owls last night but we didn’t see anything, Todo just wanted to go home.”

May 14 23:02:54 Bronnie “Wow. Useful”

May 14 23:03:01 Ember ‘You asked. Give me a chocolate”

May 14 23:03:05 Danni Briar: “Are they animals owls, or “owls”.”

May 14 23:03:11 Gwynn the latter

May 14 23:03:13 Ember “I mean, I haven’t seen any wings.”

May 14 23:03:17 Gwynn ““**

May 14 23:03:23 Bronnie gives chocolate begrudgingly

May 14 23:03:24 Danni Briar: “So people.”

May 14 23:03:24 chrissofer You all can hear the owls now. They are getting closer.

May 14 23:03:44 Bronnie “We should go to a hiding place where they can’t find us”

May 14 23:03:56 Danni Briar: “I’m going to have to fucking kill someone in the city and get fucking arrested.”

May 14 23:04:04 Bronnie “Maybe up there” /me points to a hiding place in a tree trunk

May 14 23:04:04 Ember finishes her sandwich and pulls her cheap knife free to the ready.

May 14 23:04:05 Gwynn “can other people hear this?” looks around at passersby

May 14 23:04:10 Danni Renrik: “We don’t know that for sure.”

May 14 23:04:15 Bronnie climbs tree

May 14 23:04:24 Danni Renrik: “Not everything is solved by murder.”

May 14 23:04:33 Bronnie climbs into hollowed tree trunk where hes sure he will be safe

May 14 23:04:35 chrissofer You see people hurrying around, though they do seem to be giving You all a wide berth.

May 14 23:04:49 Gwynn “let’s go”

May 14 23:04:54 Bronnie realizes everyone in this party will probably be dead soon too

May 14 23:04:55 Danni Renrik: “Are we marked for death?”

May 14 23:05:06 Bronnie realizes his last party ended in a similar fashion

May 14 23:05:08 Gwynn grabs embers hand

May 14 23:05:24 chrissofer RETCON: Wrist

May 14 23:05:25 Gwynn *wrist

May 14 23:05:36 Bronnie feels a single tear fall gracefully down his hardened cheek

May 14 23:05:39 Ember glances up, affronted.

May 14 23:05:53 Gwynn “renrik, briar”

May 14 23:05:54 Bronnie HEROICALLY LEAPS DOWN IN FRONT OF THE PARTY BETWEEN THEM AND THE OWLS

May 14 23:06:04 Gwynn nods head indicating should leave

May 14 23:06:09 Bronnie prepares for owl battle

May 14 23:06:09 Danni Briar: “Fuck it lets move.”

May 14 23:06:11 chrissofer The hooting is getting more regular, and is no longer far off.

May 14 23:06:19 Bronnie Bowttle

May 14 23:06:21 Bronnie Bowlttle

May 14 23:06:28 Bronnie STOP

May 14 23:06:31 Bronnie BOWLTTLE

May 14 23:06:36 Gwynn starts running with ember

May 14 23:06:45 Ember gets dragged, trying not to drop her food.

May 14 23:06:47 Gwynn away from the owls

May 14 23:06:51 Bronnie draws shortspear

May 14 23:06:58 chrissofer Ember Dex chec

May 14 23:06:59 chrissofer k

May 14 23:07:06 Danni Briar takes out his battle axe and runs after Gwynn. Renrik takes out his Morningstar and follows behind.

May 14 23:07:19 Ember `roll 1d20+2

May 14 23:07:19 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+2) = 9>

May 14 23:07:26 Gwynn flicks knife into free hand

May 14 23:07:32 chrissofer You drop what little remains of Your sandwich.

May 14 23:07:43 Ember is outraged and devastated.

May 14 23:08:15 chrissofer Gwynn Survival Check

May 14 23:08:21 Gwynn nat 20

May 14 23:09:04 chrissofer Head East.

May 14 23:09:15 Gwynn “going east”

May 14 23:09:37 Bronnie GALLOPS EAST

May 14 23:09:42 Ember “Where the fuck are you going!?”

May 14 23:09:54 Bronnie is a “horse” wink wink

May 14 23:09:57 Gwynn “my instincts say it’s safer than fuckin owls”

May 14 23:10:06 Ember “DOn’t fuck the owls?”

May 14 23:10:06 Bronnie trips

May 14 23:10:18 Gwynn rolls eyes

May 14 23:10:26 Bronnie falls

May 14 23:10:29 Gwynn “bronnie! get up!”

May 14 23:10:32 Bronnie “UUUUUUAUAUAUAUAJAUA”

May 14 23:10:35 todo follws group

May 14 23:10:41 Bronnie “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP MEEEEEE”

May 14 23:10:45 Bronnie looks back

May 14 23:10:59 Bronnie sees feathers just above the horizon

May 14 23:11:12 Bronnie “SAVE YOURSELVES”

May 14 23:11:23 Bronnie “ILL FEND THEM OFF FOR AWHILE”

May 14 23:11:29 Danni Briar: “Get the fuck up Bronnie!”

May 14 23:11:34 Bronnie Sense motive

May 14 23:11:37 Gwynn sense motive for owls chasing them

May 14 23:11:51 Gwynn 11

May 14 23:11:58 Bronnie `roll 1d20+8

May 14 23:11:58 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+8) = 16>

May 14 23:12:16 Bronnie “I CANT. SAVE YOURSELVES!”

May 14 23:12:20 chrissofer The group makes it safely to the Monto, a run down red-light district made up of old, dilapidated buildings and urban decay.

May 14 23:12:37 Danni Renrik sense motive on owls.

May 14 23:12:49 Danni `roll 1d20+8

May 14 23:12:49 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+8) = 20>

May 14 23:13:22 Ember yanks free of Gwynn’s grip and goes dashing down a side road instead.

May 14 23:13:39 Gwynn “ember!”

May 14 23:13:46 Ember “ROM! HEY”

May 14 23:14:08 Gwynn “EMBER”

May 14 23:14:20 Gwynn chases after her

May 14 23:15:28 Bronnie Stands

May 14 23:15:29 chrissofer Romne turns to see Ember, and comes over to her, speaking Broken Halfling.

May 14 23:15:45 Gwynn skids to halt

May 14 23:15:55 Bronnie walks to the rest

May 14 23:15:55 Gwynn when sees romne

May 14 23:16:21 Danni Renrik and Briar stops behind Gwynn.

May 14 23:18:12 Bronnie arrives

May 14 23:18:15 Bronnie “Hey guys”

May 14 23:18:17 Gwynn “ember”

May 14 23:18:20 Bronnie “Who’s this shit?”

May 14 23:18:22 Ember “Follow me dummies.”

May 14 23:18:25 Bronnie points to stranger

May 14 23:18:31 chrissofer Romne Nods and takes Ember by the hand, leading her up inside a nearby building.

May 14 23:18:34 Gwynn rolls eyes

May 14 23:18:42 Gwynn follows

May 14 23:19:02 Danni Renrik and Briar follow them into the building.

May 14 23:19:34 Bronnie “WHO IS THIS AND WHY WE FOLLOWING?”

May 14 23:19:39 Bronnie looks at gwynn

May 14 23:19:41 Bronnie “Yo”

May 14 23:19:42 Ember “Uhm? Shush?”

May 14 23:19:45 Bronnie “Wat”

May 14 23:19:45 Ember “You’re bad at hiding.”

May 14 23:19:50 Ember “I’ll fucking kill you.”

May 14 23:19:52 chrissofer She leads the group up a few staircases, across an overpass made from broken wood, down a secret pathway in between two buildings, and into an underground path that empties into the sewers.

May 14 23:19:55 Bronnie “We’re hiding???”

May 14 23:20:02 Ember “Shush!”

May 14 23:20:08 Bronnie “Shit”

May 14 23:20:20 Gwynn glares at bronnie

May 14 23:20:25 chrissofer She turns to Ember and says a word in Halfling, letting go of her hand.

May 14 23:20:26 Gwynn makes zip it motion

May 14 23:20:32 Danni Briar rolls his eyes so hard he nearly strains something.

May 14 23:20:51 chrissofer She runs off for a moment, turning down a bend in the pathway.

May 14 23:21:00 Ember “She says we’re being chased.”

May 14 23:21:08 Bronnie makes armpit farts aggressively

May 14 23:21:17 Bronnie “TELL ME”

May 14 23:21:22 Ember tries to eat the rest of the cole slaw to avoid more waste and mess.

May 14 23:21:34 Bronnie “I ain’t going sewer trudging with strangers unless I know why?”

May 14 23:21:53 Bronnie eats a chocolate shoe slowly

May 14 23:21:56 Ember “Clearly the owl noises means we’re being followed by someone dangerous.”

May 14 23:22:11 Gwynn “so this ember friend is helping us”

May 14 23:22:17 Ember “She’s helping us hide.”

May 14 23:22:18 Bronnie “We think…..”

May 14 23:22:34 Ember “I asked her for help.”

May 14 23:23:07 Bronnie “Can we trust her?”

May 14 23:23:14 Ember @Todo, in gnomist: “I swear to fuck, these pleebs.”

May 14 23:23:31 Bronnie “Plebs*”

May 14 23:23:57 chrissofer CLARIFY: Bronnie trying to repeat a Gnomist word.

May 14 23:24:09 todo in gnomist “I know man. bitches”

May 14 23:24:20 Gwynn glares at them

May 14 23:24:25 Gwynn “could you not”

May 14 23:24:31 Ember finishes her cole slaw and wipes the mess on her pants.

May 14 23:24:37 Danni Briar looks around for danger.

May 14 23:24:46 chrissofer Perception Check, Briar

May 14 23:24:56 Danni `roll 1d20+6

May 14 23:24:56 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+6) = 26>

May 14 23:27:42 Bronnie splashes gwynn with poop

May 14 23:28:16 Gwynn avoids

May 14 23:28:35 Bronnie has hand covered in poopy water

May 14 23:29:17 Danni Briar: “We should be safe here, for now.”

May 14 23:29:53 Ember eats chocolate shoe

May 14 23:29:53 Bronnie Range attack roll

May 14 23:30:26 Gwynn “ why are we being followed by owls?”

May 14 23:30:27 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

May 14 23:30:27 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+3) = 17>

May 14 23:30:56 chrissofer Gwynn is splashed with Sewer Water. Fortitude Save.

May 14 23:31:24 Gwynn 12

May 14 23:31:33 Ember “I’m pretty sure its not actually owls.”

May 14 23:31:40 Danni Renrik: “Really?”

May 14 23:31:41 Ember “Those aren’t, like, a problem around here.”

May 14 23:31:56 Ember “This is good chocolate.”

May 14 23:32:02 Gwynn looks at bronnie with venom in her eyea

May 14 23:32:03 todo “The shop lady told me she saw some people who were like us…and that they might be looking for us…i think she called them the Belfry owls? She said they can become violent

May 14 23:32:19 Ember “What shop lady?”

May 14 23:32:23 Gwynn “what you mean like us?”

May 14 23:32:42 Bronnie “Wat”

May 14 23:33:00 Gwynn “suck a quiffel Bron”

May 14 23:33:15 todo she said a gnome a hooded elf and a loud halfing came through and i guess they stopped at her store…thats all i know though sadly”

May 14 23:33:45 Ember “What do you mean A LOUD HALFLING!?”

May 14 23:33:50 Bronnie “Why would they be looking for us?”

May 14 23:33:53 chrissofer Romne returns, her face a mask of worry. She smiles at Ember, and takes her hand again, this time with her off hand. In her primary hand, she is holding one of her knives.

May 14 23:33:58 Ember “Why would they be looking LIKE us”

May 14 23:34:05 Ember “oh shit.”

May 14 23:34:09 Bronnie “We’ve been model citizens”

May 14 23:34:10 Danni Briar: “I should have died in the woods…”

May 14 23:34:14 Bronnie “Same tbh”

May 14 23:34:23 Bronnie “Living is so……tiring. ugh”

May 14 23:34:25 Gwynn “what now ember?”

May 14 23:34:28 Danni Renrik smacks his brother.

May 14 23:34:50 chrissofer Romne pulls on Ember’s hand, and leads You all down the sewer chamber.

May 14 23:34:53 Bronnie “When are these fuckburds coming??”

May 14 23:35:20 Danni Briar: “We are waiting to get attacked by a group of idiots hooting in a sewer.”

May 14 23:35:50 Bronnie “Should we try to get the jump on them?”

May 14 23:35:57 Bronnie “We should lay a trap”

May 14 23:36:01 Ember “Shut up and follow. It’s gonna be fine.”

May 14 23:36:07 Bronnie “A boobie trap”

May 14 23:36:11 Gwynn rolls eyes and follows

May 14 23:36:19 Bronnie “Cause. Birds. Boobie. “

May 14 23:36:23 Bronnie “Heh”

May 14 23:36:32 Danni Renrik and Briar follow after.

May 14 23:36:36 Bronnie is offended at this group for non giggling

May 14 23:36:42 Bronnie squats

May 14 23:37:02 Bronnie stands

May 14 23:37:11 Bronnie follows. But quickly now

May 14 23:37:58 chrissofer She leads You down a hole in the wall that You have to squeeze through, up a manhole, into another building, passed a pair of armed guards, and into a room with a lavish bed, various nice-smelling oils, and a fancy wardrobe

May 14 23:38:14 Bronnie is squeezed

May 14 23:38:36 Bronnie cleans himself with the fancy linens and smelly stuff

May 14 23:38:47 Bronnie then sprawls out in the lavish bed

May 14 23:38:56 Bronnie really enjoys this bed tbh

May 14 23:39:15 Bronnie rolls over onto his belly and awaits the information to come

May 14 23:39:49 Bronnie DOESNT DO THAT CAUSE MONEY

May 14 23:40:12 Bronnie “Excuse me total stranger who brought us to this fancy ass place, is there a powder room I can freshen up a bit in?”

May 14 23:40:15 Gwynn “where are we?”

May 14 23:40:17 Ember “Hey maybe don’t touch anything.”

May 14 23:40:27 Bronnie “Hey. Maybe tell me where tf I am

May 14 23:40:28 chrissofer She looks at Bronnie quizzically, realizing he is talking to her.

May 14 23:40:35 Bronnie “Yes. You. “

May 14 23:40:41 Bronnie “WHERE. IS. POTTY. ROOM”

May 14 23:40:47 Gwynn “she doesn’t speak common you posted”

May 14 23:40:53 Bronnie “Sink” gestures

May 14 23:41:00 Bronnie gestures like toilet

May 14 23:41:05 chrissofer She begins to look fearful, at how angry he his, and looks at Ember.

May 14 23:41:06 Bronnie squats

May 14 23:41:11 Danni Briar rolls his eyes again.

May 14 23:41:21 Gwynn pushes bronnie

May 14 23:41:24 Gwynn “stop”

May 14 23:41:26 Ember “Can you shut the fuck up?”

May 14 23:41:32 Bronnie pushes slightly harder

May 14 23:41:40 Bronnie laughs at gwynn

May 14 23:41:45 Ember pinches Bronnie’s under arm.

May 14 23:41:47 Bronnie is still squatting

May 14 23:41:47 Danni Renrik: “Bronnie!.

May 14 23:41:53 Bronnie “R00D”

May 14 23:41:59 Gwynn is still holding dagger from before. is tempted

May 14 23:42:04 Ember “Bathroom is at the end of the hall.”

May 14 23:42:07 Danni Renrik: “Calm thyself.”

May 14 23:42:09 chrissofer SHe looks back at Bronnie and says something in a language no one here speaks, rolling her eyes a bit.

May 14 23:42:15 Ember points, smacking the back of Bronnie’s head while he’s within reach.

May 14 23:42:51 Bronnie goes to the nice toilet room and quickly cleanses the poop off and cleans the rest of himself while not over using linens cause money

May 14 23:43:04 chrissofer She sits cross-legged on the bed, as everyone calms down.

May 14 23:43:22 Gwynn “ember what’s going on”

May 14 23:43:33 Ember “Fuck if I know.”

May 14 23:43:35 Bronnie comes back. Totally calm and ready to LeARn

May 14 23:43:41 Gwynn “ask her”

May 14 23:43:52 Danni Renrik:”Fuck if I know?”

May 14 23:43:57 Bronnie sits cross legged in front of weird stranger and looks longingly into her eyes

May 14 23:44:07 Ember turns to Romne, ignoring the others, and chit-chats.

May 14 23:44:58 Ember “So apparently the owls is a murder squad for some rich family.”

May 14 23:45:16 Gwynn freezes

May 14 23:45:29 Bronnie “‘Murder squad’”?

May 14 23:45:33 Bronnie “Dafuq”

May 14 23:45:48 Ember “Like, a gang. Of people. That kills people.”

May 14 23:45:52 Danni Renrik sighs.

May 14 23:45:56 Bronnie “Are we worth money dead?”

May 14 23:46:14 Bronnie looks around at these people and tries to figure out how much he really likes them

May 14 23:46:30 Ember “That depends on what they want, I guess.”

May 14 23:46:50 Ember “We might have to leave the city in the morning.”

May 14 23:46:56 Gwynn stands

May 14 23:47:06 Bronnie cause he could kill these people probably. Probably not tbh but at least the little one and bounty??

May 14 23:47:27 Danni Renrik: “So we don’t know what they want or why they are after us.”

May 14 23:47:49 Ember “ner”

May 14 23:48:04 Danni Briar: “Fucking fantastic.”

May 14 23:48:06 Gwynn casts detect magic

May 14 23:48:21 Ember “Maybe they knew the gnomes we found?”

May 14 23:48:33 Bronnie Sense motive for Mitt Romney cause idk if trust her

May 14 23:48:38 Bronnie `roll 1d20+8

May 14 23:48:38 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+8) = 27>

May 14 23:48:50 Danni Renrik: “You found gnomes?”

May 14 23:49:11 Ember giggles

May 14 23:49:26 Danni Renrik: “Ember…”

May 14 23:49:39 Danni Renrik: “We need to know.”

May 14 23:50:46 Gwynn casts detect magic 2nd round

May 14 23:51:16 Danni Renrik: “Ember what gnomes?”

May 14 23:51:34 Ember “The ones from yesterday.”

May 14 23:51:50 Gwynn walks to bed and starts whacking at it

May 14 23:52:04 Gwynn “why is there illusion here”

May 14 23:52:05 Danni Renrik: “Be specific Ember. This is not the time for joking.”

May 14 23:52:06 Ember “Stop bitch”

May 14 23:52:26 Ember “I’m not joking!”

May 14 23:52:28 chrissofer Romne moves to stop Gwynn, speaking in that unknown language again.

May 14 23:52:31 Bronnie “Woah. Shes tricking us??”

May 14 23:53:00 Gwynn “what is she hiding?!”

May 14 23:53:09 Ember “SHES HIDING US< ASSHOLE”

May 14 23:53:14 Ember “YOU STUPID COW”

May 14 23:53:22 Gwynn looks around wildly

May 14 23:53:22 Bronnie summons instrument

May 14 23:53:33 Ember “STOP TOUCHING STUFF THIS IS HER PLACE OF WORK!”

May 14 23:53:45 Gwynn “this isn’t safe we have to go I have to go”

May 14 23:53:51 Ember “Why”

May 14 23:53:55 Bronnie summons ukelele

May 14 23:54:10 Gwynn goes to exit room

May 14 23:54:24 Danni Briar: “If we survive this, we should get back on our quest.”

May 14 23:54:25 Ember “Stop, Gwynn, or I will literally stab your feet.”

May 14 23:54:33 Danni Briar: “On our own.”

May 14 23:54:42 Gwynn stares at ember breathing shallow

May 14 23:54:53 Bronnie

May 14 23:54:55 Ember “Do /you/ know why they’re after us?”

May 14 23:55:07 Gwynn stares

May 14 23:55:12 Bronnie squats

May 14 23:55:22 Gwynn “they’re not after you”

May 14 23:55:42 Ember “They’re after someone.”

May 14 23:55:43 Gwynn “I’m sorry” sprints from room

May 14 23:56:03 Danni Briar: “I’m killing her if I get the chance.”

May 14 23:56:04 Bronnie trips gwynn?

May 14 23:56:11 chrissofer Romne gets up, yelling after Gwynn.

May 14 23:56:49 Bronnie Combat roll to trip gwynn

May 14 23:57:26 chrissofer CMB roll vs Gwynn’s CMD

May 14 23:57:54 Bronnie `roll 1d20+2

May 14 23:57:54 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+2) = 21>

May 14 23:58:01 Bronnie “Heh”

May 14 23:58:03 chrissofer Gwynn is knocked Prone.

May 14 23:58:40 Gwynn tries to get up and out

May 14 23:58:40 Bronnie ties her up

May 14 23:58:53 Gwynn resists

May 14 23:58:57 Gwynn lashes out

May 14 23:58:58 Bronnie is persistent

May 14 23:59:05 chrissofer Bronnie Grapple Check.

May 14 23:59:06 Bronnie grabs knofe

May 14 23:59:25 Bronnie `roll 1d20+2

May 14 23:59:25 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+2) = 9>

May 14 23:59:37 chrissofer Gwynn throws You off and stands up.

May 14 23:59:56 Ember “Gwynn you promised!”

May 15 00:00:00 Gwynn “let me go!”

May 15 00:00:21 Bronnie cast animate rope spell to TIE HER THE FUCK UP

May 15 00:00:27 Gwynn “I’m trying to save you!”

May 15 00:00:41 Bronnie “How”

May 15 00:00:44 Bronnie “How save”

May 15 00:00:59 Ember “You’re trying to Leave! You can’t guarantee we’ll be safe when you’re not here.”

May 15 00:01:06 chrissofer Ranged Touch Bronnie.

May 15 00:01:42 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

May 15 00:01:42 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+3) = 16>

May 15 00:01:50 Bronnie Heh

May 15 00:02:13 Gwynn “they aren’t here for you!”

May 15 00:02:22 chrissofer The Rope Hits Gwynn, following “Tie and Knot.”

May 15 00:02:28 Ember “Why are they HEre for YOU?!”

May 15 00:02:30 chrissofer Gwynn Reflex Save.

May 15 00:02:46 Gwynn 19

May 15 00:02:49 chrissofer Success.

May 15 00:04:48 Ember moves to pin Gwynn’s coat to the floor with her knife. Grapple check.

May 15 00:05:00 Ember `roll 1d20+2

May 15 00:05:00 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+2) = 20>

May 15 00:05:23 Danni Briar blocks the doorway.

May 15 00:05:23 chrissofer Gwynn’s Coat is Pinned to the Floor.

May 15 00:05:33 Gwynn curses in elvish

May 15 00:05:56 Ember crawls violently up Gwynn’s body, fist raised.

May 15 00:05:58 chrissofer Romne Laughs in the bed, behind You all.

May 15 00:06:02 Ember “Who are they?”

May 15 00:06:17 Gwynn sighs angrily, lays head on ground

May 15 00:06:20 Danni Briar: “We want answers.”

May 15 00:06:30 Ember intimidation roll

May 15 00:06:34 Ember `roll 1d20+7

May 15 00:06:35 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+7) = 22>

May 15 00:06:38 Gwynn closes eyes

May 15 00:06:45 Danni Briar: “You’ve either lied or ignored our questions long enough.”

May 15 00:06:59 chrissofer Sense Motive, Gwynn

May 15 00:07:10 chrissofer Gwynn does not resist the intimidate.

May 15 00:07:21 Bronnie squats

May 15 00:07:43 Bronnie SQUATS

May 15 00:07:48 Gwynn breathes, ready to tell

May 15 00:07:57 Bronnie squats

May 15 00:07:58 chrissofer Aaand Scene.

May 15 00:08:06 chrissofer ^_^

May 15 00:09:29 Bronnie has quit (Quit: Bronnie)

May 15 00:09:42 Gwynn has quit (Quit: Gwynn)

May 15 00:09:47 Ember has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

May 15 00:10:00 Danni has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

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