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BEGIN LOGGING AT Mon Apr 9 19:41:38 2018

Apr 09 19:41:38 Now talking on #squadfinder

Apr 09 19:41:38 Topic for #squadfinder is: Lacis Lycorma Session 1: Arrival in Augustana

Apr 09 19:41:38 Topic for #squadfinder set by chrissofer (Mon Mar 19 19:50:45 2018)

Apr 09 19:41:44 Gwynn (Mibbit@184.90.pnr.suk) has joined

Apr 09 19:41:47 Danni (Mibbit@ehrpxlu-rri-38-943-03-113.zoominternet.net) has joined

Apr 09 19:41:48 ChanServ gives channel operator status to chrissofer

Apr 09 19:42:11 chrissofer I have arrived. ^_^

Apr 09 19:46:55 Gwynn claps

Apr 09 20:01:10 Gwynn blinks

Apr 09 20:01:22 Ed627 (holoirc@2600:1016:b112:nvvm:whig:ilur:uwoh:nzsv) has joined

Apr 09 20:01:40 todo (Mibbit@xlue-007-0-382-26.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net) has joined

Apr 09 20:01:54 chrissofer Last time, on squadfinder:

Apr 09 20:03:54 chrissofer The squad fought a group of kobold guards after knocking down the door. They left one alive, healed them enough to wake them up, and and asked them a few questions. Then they knocked him out again, and Gwynn took off her hood.

Apr 09 20:05:04 chrissofer What do You do?

Apr 09 20:05:11 chrissofer (God is not holding things up)

Apr 09 20:05:29 Ed627 Throws hands in air

Apr 09 20:05:32 Danni Briar: “Can we kill it?”

Apr 09 20:05:41 Ed627 is now known as bronnie

Apr 09 20:05:46 Ember “Are we sure we can sneak in without it?”

Apr 09 20:05:48 bronnie is now known as Bronnie

Apr 09 20:05:49 Gwynn “no we can’t kill it”

Apr 09 20:05:59 Danni Briar: “Why not?”

Apr 09 20:06:15 Gwynn “because he is how we get in and trade for your loggers”

Apr 09 20:06:18 Bronnie “I like him”

Apr 09 20:06:24 Bronnie “He seems nice”

Apr 09 20:06:35 Bronnie caresses his stupid face

Apr 09 20:06:56 Bronnie

Apr 09 20:07:19 chrissofer (syntax is me)

Apr 09 20:07:20 Bronnie “Lovely evening we’re having”

Apr 09 20:07:23 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Apr 09 20:07:35 chrissofer You type /me does something to

Apr 09 20:07:38 chrissofer does something

Apr 09 20:07:45 Bronnie oh

Apr 09 20:07:58 chrissofer understands we were all new once

Apr 09 20:08:04 Ember smacks Bron’s hand away.

Apr 09 20:08:09 Bronnie kisses kobold on head

Apr 09 20:08:14 Bronnie “FUCK YOU”

Apr 09 20:08:19 Ember smacks Bron’s face away.

Apr 09 20:08:25 todo “can we stop molesting the prisoner?

Apr 09 20:08:29 Danni Renrik rethinks his life choices

Apr 09 20:08:31 Bronnie “….rude But fair”

Apr 09 20:08:35 chrissofer `roll 1d100

Apr 09 20:08:35 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d100: 75 <Total: 75>

Apr 09 20:09:01 Gwynn perception check

Apr 09 20:09:40 Gwynn `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 20:09:40 GameServ Gwynn rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+3) = 21>

Apr 09 20:09:46 chrissofer sense motive to figure out if the unconscious guard likes him back

Apr 09 20:09:55 Bronnie `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 20:09:55 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+2) = 14>

Apr 09 20:10:05 Bronnie blushes

Apr 09 20:10:18 chrissofer Bronnie: He feels like things are complicated between You two.

Apr 09 20:10:36 Bronnie understands but will think back to these moments for awhile

Apr 09 20:11:49 Gwynn looks around and feels an uneasy feeling creep up her spine. she glances around, closes her eyes, and extends her senses

Apr 09 20:12:19 Bronnie watches Gwynn twitch

Apr 09 20:12:51 Ember “I wanna go in the mountain.”

Apr 09 20:13:09 todo slides down from camel and ties it to a near by tree

Apr 09 20:14:35 Ember “Toad, yawanna come?”

Apr 09 20:14:41 Danni Renrik: “Are we going into the cave to get the loggers?”

Apr 09 20:14:48 todo “TOAD

Apr 09 20:14:56 Ember “Why, how do you pronounce it?”

Apr 09 20:14:57 Bronnie giggles

Apr 09 20:15:16 todo “TOE DOE

Apr 09 20:15:20 todo FUCKER

Apr 09 20:15:23 Gwynn “ hey guys, notice that no one else is leaving the Kobold Fortress, which seems weird after killing the 6 guards/”

Apr 09 20:15:31 Ember “OKAY T’Doo, CHILL”

Apr 09 20:15:45 Ed627 (holoirc@2600:1016:b11c:zrtt:gjqz:mopv:wnqu:xtym) has joined

Apr 09 20:15:46 Ember “I’m gonna go in the mountain.”

Apr 09 20:15:57 todo “maybe they know we’re coming and bunkered up?

Apr 09 20:16:03 Danni Briar: “Fuck it lets go.”

Apr 09 20:16:06 chrissofer has kicked Bronnie from #squadfinder (Bronnie)

Apr 09 20:16:11 Ember picks up her back pack and heads for the gaping maw of an opening, listening for any sign of approach.

Apr 09 20:16:27 Ed627 walks into the fortress

Apr 09 20:16:39 Ember “Wait up!”

Apr 09 20:16:44 todo *whispers fuucckk

Apr 09 20:16:45 Ember walks faster

Apr 09 20:16:49 Ed627 is now known as Bron

Apr 09 20:16:53 todo runs after Ember

Apr 09 20:16:56 Gwynn takes unconcious kobold by the collar and drags to follow dumbsasses

Apr 09 20:17:09 Bron “LOOK AT THIS DOOR

Apr 09 20:17:22 todo scrunches face at Gwynnn

Apr 09 20:17:35 Ember “What door?”

Apr 09 20:17:37 Bron “LOOK AT THIS FRAME

Apr 09 20:17:42 chrissofer The door realizes it’s no longer wanted, and sulks off.

Apr 09 20:17:46 Bron “THE WOODWORK IS ABOVE AVERAGE

Apr 09 20:17:47 Gwynn “what?”

Apr 09 20:17:47 Gwynn “he’s leverage”

Apr 09 20:18:00 Gwynn rolls eyes

Apr 09 20:18:12 Bron can see in the dark

Apr 09 20:18:21 todo can see in dark

Apr 09 20:18:28 Danni Briar and Renrik walk back into the fortress and stop at the opening to the cave.

Apr 09 20:18:36 Ember takes Todo’s hand to avoid getting lost in the dark.

Apr 09 20:18:46 Danni Briar and Renrik can see in the dark

Apr 09 20:19:04 Bron fist bumps Briar and Renrik

Apr 09 20:19:20 Danni Briar: “Orc bros.”

Apr 09 20:19:31 Bron walks through the marvelous frame into the cave mountain place with all you salty fucks

Apr 09 20:19:42 todo notices its dark

Apr 09 20:20:01 Danni Renrik and Briar walk into the cave.

Apr 09 20:20:02 Gwynn “some help?”

Apr 09 20:20:02 Gwynn its dim

Apr 09 20:20:10 Bron takes Gwynn by the band

Apr 09 20:20:11 Bron Hand

Apr 09 20:20:17 Bron Plz

Apr 09 20:20:22 Gwynn “anyone else”

Apr 09 20:20:30 Bron PFFT

Apr 09 20:20:38 Ember “Towed-owe can see”

Apr 09 20:20:55 todo shakes Ember’s hand away

Apr 09 20:21:02 Ember “DON”T ABANDON ME”

Apr 09 20:21:02 Danni Briar: “Ember are you ok?”

Apr 09 20:21:15 Ember “She’s trying to lose me!”

Apr 09 20:21:20 Gwynn walking forward

Apr 09 20:21:20 todo walks ahead of Ember *smerking

Apr 09 20:21:36 Ember goes running for Briar

Apr 09 20:21:50 Gwynn “hey guys can we shut up so we dont attract attention?’

Apr 09 20:21:53 Gwynn more attention

Apr 09 20:21:57 Danni Briar scoops her up and puts her on his shoulders.

Apr 09 20:22:02 Bron walks purposely towards the place where the hostages might or might not be

Apr 09 20:22:07 Ember pats Briar’s cheek affectionately.

Apr 09 20:22:10 chrissofer The opening immediately ends and leads off to the left and the right of the entrance. The walls are rough granite, with torches regularly placed along the way. There are crude wooden carvings places in certain areas, as well.

Apr 09 20:22:29 Bron “Maybe there’s traps here

Apr 09 20:22:31 Gwynn “can anybody read that?”

Apr 09 20:22:32 chrissofer Both

Apr 09 20:22:47 Bron “TIDDY SCULPTURES

Apr 09 20:23:35 Danni Briar studies the carvings.

Apr 09 20:24:08 Danni Renrik studies the carvings.

Apr 09 20:24:17 Danni religion check

Apr 09 20:24:36 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 20:24:36 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+5) = 7>

Apr 09 20:25:33 Danni Briar can’t see shit.

Apr 09 20:25:36 Ember “Well, you tried, honey.”

Apr 09 20:25:43 Gwynn rolls eyes

Apr 09 20:25:47 Bron “Proud of you bruh

Apr 09 20:25:47 Danni Renrik’s turn.

Apr 09 20:25:59 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 20:25:59 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+5) = 15>

Apr 09 20:26:16 todo yawns

Apr 09 20:26:28 Bron “What do thine eyes see?????”

Apr 09 20:26:38 Gwynn has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Apr 09 20:26:55 Danni Renrik: “I’m still studying the carvings.”

Apr 09 20:27:04 Gwynn (Mibbit@184.90.pnr.suk) has joined

Apr 09 20:27:36 Gwynn “what does it say?”

Apr 09 20:28:05 Gwynn Nethys give me strength

Apr 09 20:29:06 Danni Renrik: “These are carvings connected to the evil deity Zon - Kuthon, which is a odd choice for Kobolds.”

Apr 09 20:29:08 Bron does the thinking man pose

Apr 09 20:29:23 Bron “Interesting……”

Apr 09 20:29:32 Danni Renrik: “Perhaps this was not a kobold stronghold originally.”

Apr 09 20:30:02 Bron “The little devil’s just moved right in”

Apr 09 20:30:23 Gwynn “ left or right?”

Apr 09 20:30:26 todo “why is it an odd choice?

Apr 09 20:30:30 Gwynn kicks unconcious kobold

Apr 09 20:30:31 Danni Briar: “Evil god?”

Apr 09 20:30:39 Danni Briar looks around.

Apr 09 20:30:47 Gwynn damage

Apr 09 20:30:52 Ember “Be GENTLE”

Apr 09 20:30:55 Gwynn `roll 1d3+2

Apr 09 20:30:55 GameServ Gwynn rolled 1d3: 3 <Total: 3(+2) = 5>

Apr 09 20:30:57 Danni perception check

Apr 09 20:31:03 Bron “Be nice to him! We have a past!”

Apr 09 20:31:08 chrissofer The kobold begins bleeding out

Apr 09 20:31:13 Gwynn kicked real hard in the stomach

Apr 09 20:31:16 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 20:31:16 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+5) = 6>

Apr 09 20:31:20 Bron tries to stop the bleeding ffs

Apr 09 20:31:28 Bron cries

Apr 09 20:31:32 Gwynn “hes fine”

Apr 09 20:31:39 Bron “SOMEBODY HELP MIKU!!!”

Apr 09 20:31:47 Bron sobs

Apr 09 20:31:48 Danni Briar still can’t see shit.

Apr 09 20:31:49 Ember “who?”

Apr 09 20:31:53 Bron screams

Apr 09 20:32:10 Gwynn ‘SHUT UP’

Apr 09 20:32:18 chrissofer The kobold takes damage

Apr 09 20:32:19 Gwynn “they will hear you”

Apr 09 20:32:21 Danni Renrik looks around.

Apr 09 20:32:25 Ember “Briar let me down I wanna run blindly into the dark.”

Apr 09 20:32:27 Gwynn marches to the left

Apr 09 20:32:27 Danni perception check

Apr 09 20:32:29 todo “oh gods he’s named it

Apr 09 20:32:40 Bron “WELL I GUESS WE’RE GOING LEFT

Apr 09 20:32:40 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 20:32:40 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+3) = 13>

Apr 09 20:32:43 Gwynn takes kobold

Apr 09 20:32:54 Bron follows my dying ex bb

Apr 09 20:33:57 todo shurgs and watches Gwynn struggle ro pull her dying captive

Apr 09 20:34:16 Bron “You’re not so strong, ya know

Apr 09 20:34:25 Bron “Silly elf”

Apr 09 20:34:27 Gwynn “fuq off”

Apr 09 20:34:28 Danni Renrik: “The left path is darker than the right path. However, the right path splits again.”

Apr 09 20:34:40 Gwynn “that means they are this way”

Apr 09 20:34:51 Gwynn perception check: what is down left

Apr 09 20:34:56 Gwynn `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 20:34:56 GameServ Gwynn rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+3) = 8>

Apr 09 20:35:09 Bron Rolls to see what’s left

Apr 09 20:35:23 Bron `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 20:35:23 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+3) = 22>

Apr 09 20:35:42 Gwynn curses

Apr 09 20:36:49 Bron “HMMMMM I wonder what’s on that points pedestal over there, to the left”

Apr 09 20:37:10 todo “a trap

Apr 09 20:37:30 todo perception check: pedestal

Apr 09 20:37:33 Bron “How do you know”

Apr 09 20:37:43 Gwynn reaches to touch pedestal

Apr 09 20:37:55 Bron “Oh you got them 40ft arsm??

Apr 09 20:37:57 todo walks closer to pedestal

Apr 09 20:38:03 Bron walks to pedestal

Apr 09 20:38:13 Danni Renrik and Briar walk closer to the pedestal.

Apr 09 20:38:35 chrissofer The pedestal has a scroll and a red gem of some sort on top.

Apr 09 20:38:44 Bron picks up gem

Apr 09 20:38:51 Gwynn ‘hey guys im gonna read that scroll”

Apr 09 20:38:56 Bron “Dibs”

Apr 09 20:39:05 Gwynn uses read magic

Apr 09 20:39:05 Bron “On gem”

Apr 09 20:39:20 Ember “Why do you get it?”

Apr 09 20:39:28 Bron “I’m taller”

Apr 09 20:39:32 todo “dont touch it

Apr 09 20:39:40 Bron “And also I just saw shit fuck murder an ex of mine

Apr 09 20:39:41 todo “itll burn off your face!

Apr 09 20:39:45 Bron “NOOOOO

Apr 09 20:40:01 Ember “But I want it now”

Apr 09 20:40:10 Bron is likablw

Apr 09 20:40:24 Bron checks Miku

Apr 09 20:40:31 Danni Briar and Renrik: “No.”

Apr 09 20:40:32 Bron sees he’s ded

Apr 09 20:40:44 Bron sees he’s maybe ded

Apr 09 20:40:53 Bron “Idfk if he’s dead or not

Apr 09 20:41:19 Gwynn pockets scroll

Apr 09 20:41:58 todo perception check:Kobold death

Apr 09 20:42:12 todo 11

Apr 09 20:42:56 Bron “Is that his foot over there on the floor not attached to him anymore?

Apr 09 20:43:35 Gwynn ‘quit being melodramatic”

Apr 09 20:43:47 Bron “You’re the WORST carrier”

Apr 09 20:44:08 Bron does not appear to be ded

Apr 09 20:44:16 todo walks up to Kobold and holds hand against chest to tell breathing…

Apr 09 20:44:23 todo “his breathing is shallow

Apr 09 20:44:34 Bron looks down shamefully

Apr 09 20:44:37 todo “He doesn’t have much time left

Apr 09 20:44:44 Ember rests her cheek against Briar’s head and rests.

Apr 09 20:44:50 Gwynn ‘melodramatic’

Apr 09 20:44:51 Bron is impressed at To-do wording

Apr 09 20:45:12 Gwynn ‘should we continue on?’

Apr 09 20:45:22 Danni Renrik heal check

Apr 09 20:45:38 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 20:45:38 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+3) = 11>

Apr 09 20:46:25 Bron is clingy

Apr 09 20:46:26 Danni Renrik: “The kobold is no longer bleeding.”

Apr 09 20:46:39 Danni Briar: “Let’s fucking go then.”

Apr 09 20:46:44 Gwynn walks away

Apr 09 20:47:06 chrissofer What is the party doing now?

Apr 09 20:47:10 Danni Briar starts walking deeper into the cave and Renrik starts to follow him.

Apr 09 20:47:10 Gwynn taking kobold with her

Apr 09 20:47:26 Bron turns to the right

Apr 09 20:47:28 Ember sags further against the orc’s neck.

Apr 09 20:47:39 Bron “Th at was a ded end

Apr 09 20:47:52 Bron “Better go back right

Apr 09 20:47:53 Gwynn goes right

Apr 09 20:48:02 todo goes right

Apr 09 20:48:03 Danni Briar walks down the right path

Apr 09 20:48:13 Gwynn listens

Apr 09 20:48:40 Danni Briar and Renrik look down the path.

Apr 09 20:49:18 chrissofer There is a crude doorway in the left wall between two torches, and further along straight the path it also curves to the left, but without a door.

Apr 09 20:49:48 Gwynn tries to open the door

Apr 09 20:50:26 chrissofer The door slides open regularly, but a set of bells on the top of it begin to chime as it does.

Apr 09 20:50:40 Ember “you dumb bitch.”

Apr 09 20:50:40 Bron “WAY TO GO GENIUS

Apr 09 20:50:45 Gwynn pulls down bells

Apr 09 20:50:58 todo jumos into shadows

Apr 09 20:50:59 Bron “Yaaaas”

Apr 09 20:51:00 Ember “Gimme one!”

Apr 09 20:51:04 todo *jumps

Apr 09 20:51:14 Ember “I WANT ONE”

Apr 09 20:51:22 todo “Shut up

Apr 09 20:51:22 Bron receives bells

Apr 09 20:51:33 Bron gives ember A bell

Apr 09 20:51:41 Ember “Thankyou”

Apr 09 20:51:48 Danni Briar: “Can you not shout in my ears.”

Apr 09 20:51:51 chrissofer has kicked Gwynn from #squadfinder (Gwynn)

Apr 09 20:51:51 Bron “You’re welcome little one

Apr 09 20:52:01 Gwynnn (Mibbit@184.90.pnr.suk) has joined

Apr 09 20:52:02 chrissofer Let’s type stuff so Em can’t see

Apr 09 20:52:02 Ember ./me whispers: “Sorry, B”

Apr 09 20:52:25 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Apr 09 20:52:28 Gwynnn rolls eyes

Apr 09 20:52:38 Ember rings bell excitedly.

Apr 09 20:52:43 Gwynnn continues in to room

Apr 09 20:52:46 Bron plays quietly with bells and then shoves them into pocket

Apr 09 20:52:52 Gwynnn “STOP THAT”

Apr 09 20:52:59 Bron DEATH GLARE AT BELL SHIT

Apr 09 20:52:59 todo waits till everyone else has entered

Apr 09 20:53:00 Danni Renrik: “Not while we might be surrounded by enemies.”

Apr 09 20:53:04 Ember me can’t hear you over the bells.

Apr 09 20:53:19 Bron enters door

Apr 09 20:53:20 Gwynnn its dim in this room

Apr 09 20:53:25 chrissofer This is another hallway, though there is some draconic writing on the walls. It end with a curve to the right, and another wooden door to the left.

Apr 09 20:53:37 Gwynnn read walls

Apr 09 20:53:57 Bron “Seeing anything good?

Apr 09 20:54:03 Bron stops the bell ringer

Apr 09 20:54:07 todo slides into room

Apr 09 20:54:10 Danni Briar takes the bells.

Apr 09 20:54:15 Ember “aww”

Apr 09 20:54:46 Bron regrets giving bell

Apr 09 20:55:31 Bron places gem in bells pocket

Apr 09 20:55:53 Bron repositions my.pocket junk

Apr 09 20:56:35 Gwynnn “In the morning, in the evening, pain becomes the truth, and truth becomes pain. So is the word of Zon-Kuthon.”

Apr 09 20:56:52 Bron “hmm. Kinky

Apr 09 20:57:07 Gwynnn rolls eyes

Apr 09 20:57:07 Bron “Who’s Zon-Kuthon

Apr 09 20:57:07 Ember mourns the loss of her bell.

Apr 09 20:57:24 Danni Renrik: “An evil god.”

Apr 09 20:57:46 Bron “Oh. So an evil god was here. Or this was a temple to him/her. Great.

Apr 09 20:58:20 Gwynnn “its a prayer”

Apr 09 20:58:27 Bron “Oh.”

Apr 09 20:58:29 Danni Renrik thinks back on the prayer.

Apr 09 20:58:39 todo “oh…thats cool

Apr 09 20:58:39 Danni religion check

Apr 09 20:58:45 todo blows raspberries

Apr 09 20:58:56 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 20:58:56 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+5) = 15>

Apr 09 20:59:04 Ember tries to turn around on Briar’s back without being noticed.

Apr 09 20:59:26 Danni Briar: “No.”

Apr 09 21:01:11 Danni Renrik: “That was a morning devotion for Zon-Kuthon also known as the Lord of Pain.”

Apr 09 21:01:35 Gwynnn ‘great’

Apr 09 21:02:40 Bron “Lord of pain” giggles

Apr 09 21:02:44 Gwynnn ‘lets go’

Apr 09 21:02:52 Gwynnn ‘left or right?’

Apr 09 21:03:16 todo “eeenie mineee moooeee

Apr 09 21:04:40 Bron “Lets go left”

Apr 09 21:04:49 Gwynnn touches door

Apr 09 21:05:02 Danni Briar looks at the door on the left

Apr 09 21:05:04 Ember “another bell??”

Apr 09 21:05:06 Gwynnn perception check

Apr 09 21:05:09 Danni perception check

Apr 09 21:05:12 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:05:12 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+3) = 10>

Apr 09 21:05:20 Bron `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:05:20 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+3) = 6>

Apr 09 21:05:24 todo ?me perception check door

Apr 09 21:05:26 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 21:05:26 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+5) = 13>

Apr 09 21:05:28 Bron doesn’t see shit for that door

Apr 09 21:05:35 todo perception check door

Apr 09 21:05:47 todo 15

Apr 09 21:05:56 Gwynnn ‘its a door’

Apr 09 21:06:16 Gwynnn opens door

Apr 09 21:06:19 Bron I think there’s something in the archway

Apr 09 21:06:52 Ember whispers, hopeful: “a bell?”

Apr 09 21:07:16 todo “if you’re going to open it be cautious

Apr 09 21:07:17 Bron Rolls to see what’s in the archway

Apr 09 21:07:23 Bron `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:07:23 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+3) = 23>

Apr 09 21:07:35 Bron is yayay

Apr 09 21:07:43 Danni Briar: “There are feet behind that door.”

Apr 09 21:08:02 Gwynnn ‘its the loggers”

Apr 09 21:08:04 Danni Briar: “Prepare yourselves.”

Apr 09 21:08:11 Bron “I don’t think so?”

Apr 09 21:08:20 Ember grabs on tight to Briar’s hair and neck.

Apr 09 21:08:20 Gwynnn ‘lets be optimistic’

Apr 09 21:08:35 todo puts hand on scythe

Apr 09 21:08:43 Danni Renrik takes out his Morningstar.

Apr 09 21:09:18 Danni Briar takes out his great axe.

Apr 09 21:09:19 chrissofer The door is barred shut

Apr 09 21:09:42 chrissofer There is a bar on the other side

Apr 09 21:09:44 Gwynnn ‘damn’

Apr 09 21:09:45 Bron looks at door-like structure to see wazzup

Apr 09 21:10:32 Gwynnn ‘lets go the other way’

Apr 09 21:10:38 Bron “But those feet”

Apr 09 21:10:43 Gwynnn knocks

Apr 09 21:10:46 Ember reaches up to knock.

Apr 09 21:10:52 Bron also knocks but BETTER

Apr 09 21:10:57 chrissofer `roll 1d20

Apr 09 21:10:57 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16>

Apr 09 21:11:01 Gwynnn ‘delivery’

Apr 09 21:11:09 Bron “IS PIZZA MAN”

Apr 09 21:11:18 Gwynnn perception check

Apr 09 21:11:21 chrissofer Everyone roll perception

Apr 09 21:11:21 Danni perception check

Apr 09 21:11:25 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:11:25 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+3) = 4>

Apr 09 21:11:29 Bron `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:11:29 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+3) = 11>

Apr 09 21:11:29 todo 19

Apr 09 21:11:42 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 21:11:42 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+5) = 6>

Apr 09 21:11:45 Ember `roll 1d20

Apr 09 21:11:45 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11>

Apr 09 21:11:55 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:11:55 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+3) = 22>

Apr 09 21:12:01 Bron high fives ember gently

Apr 09 21:12:15 Ember enjoys every moment.

Apr 09 21:12:32 Bron “That door is not magic”

Apr 09 21:12:37 Gwynnn ‘this door is magicked’

Apr 09 21:12:50 Gwynnn glares at Bron

Apr 09 21:12:57 Bron smiles sweetly

Apr 09 21:13:11 Gwynnn ‘my ears are ringing’

Apr 09 21:13:14 Bron “I don’t hear anythin”

Apr 09 21:13:15 Gwynnn shakes head

Apr 09 21:13:26 Bron “Maybe they’re all dead”

Apr 09 21:13:31 Bron “LIKE MIKU”

Apr 09 21:13:34 Ember “thats because you’re talking all the time”

Apr 09 21:13:36 Bron “Statues”

Apr 09 21:13:49 Gwynnn ‘shut up bard’

Apr 09 21:13:55 Bron is still salty about almost dead kobold

Apr 09 21:13:56 todo “Hey did it just get really quiet in here?

Apr 09 21:14:06 Bron “Shutup elffy”

Apr 09 21:14:18 Danni Renrik: “There are people attempting to be quiet.”

Apr 09 21:14:39 Danni Renrik: “They might be the loggers, or might be more kobolds.”

Apr 09 21:14:47 Gwynnn “HEY LOGGERS OPEN THE DOOR”

Apr 09 21:14:50 Bron “My gut says kobolds”

Apr 09 21:15:05 Bron “But they’re trying to keep something out”

Apr 09 21:15:11 Bron “My gut lied”

Apr 09 21:15:13 Danni Briar: “Lets just break down the door.”

Apr 09 21:15:15 Ember “us ahahaha”

Apr 09 21:15:15 Gwynnn ‘were here to rescue you’

Apr 09 21:15:18 Bron “HEY”

Apr 09 21:15:23 Bron “HEEEEEY”

Apr 09 21:15:48 todo “ yo big guys….kick it down

Apr 09 21:15:50 Gwynnn pulls out rapier and sticks through door”

Apr 09 21:16:38 Bron “KEEEEEEEEEYS”

Apr 09 21:16:47 Bron “MY LOVELY KEEEEEEEYS”

Apr 09 21:16:54 Bron “THEY OPEN DOOOOOOOOORS”

Apr 09 21:16:56 Ember “shhh”

Apr 09 21:17:08 todo “ooohh mmyyy ggggooddsss SHUT UP

Apr 09 21:17:16 Bron “LOVELY KEYS, LOVELY KEYS, PH MY LOVELY KEYS”

Apr 09 21:17:25 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 21:17:25 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+4) = 19>

Apr 09 21:17:49 chrissofer You hear some wood fall to the floor on the other side of the door, and then… silence.

Apr 09 21:17:56 Bron “Lezgo”

Apr 09 21:18:06 Bron “My song must have worked”

Apr 09 21:18:08 Gwynnn opens door

Apr 09 21:18:12 Bron arms

Apr 09 21:18:16 todo whispers “shit

Apr 09 21:18:35 chrissofer As You open the door, three bolts are shot towards You, Gwynn.

Apr 09 21:18:39 todo pulls out scythe

Apr 09 21:18:46 Gwynnn kobold blocks

Apr 09 21:18:53 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 21:18:53 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+2) = 22>

Apr 09 21:18:57 chrissofer `roll 1d20+1

Apr 09 21:18:57 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+1) = 16>

Apr 09 21:19:00 chrissofer `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:19:00 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+3) = 16>

Apr 09 21:19:51 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 21:19:51 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+2) = 4>

Apr 09 21:20:22 chrissofer `roll 2d6

Apr 09 21:20:23 GameServ chrissofer rolled 2d6: 4 4 <Total: 8>

Apr 09 21:23:05 Bron mourns

Apr 09 21:23:31 chrissofer Two crossbow bolts impale themselves into the back of Gwynn’s right shoulder, sending a small spray of blood over Bron and Briar (and Ember).

Apr 09 21:23:41 Ember “EW!?”

Apr 09 21:23:42 Bron “EW”

Apr 09 21:23:50 Bron dry heaves

Apr 09 21:23:54 Danni Briar shrugs.

Apr 09 21:23:57 Bron “BLEUGH”

Apr 09 21:24:03 Danni Briar: “I’ve had worse.”

Apr 09 21:24:11 Bron “I SEE MY DED GRAMMA”

Apr 09 21:24:18 Bron “WHAT BROUGHT ME HERE?!?”

Apr 09 21:24:30 Bron “WHY DIDNT I STAY HOME”

Apr 09 21:24:30 Gwynnn ‘ouch’

Apr 09 21:24:59 Bron “THIS IS SO ICKY”

Apr 09 21:25:07 Gwynnn ‘quit whining’

Apr 09 21:25:11 Bron wipes blood off some

Apr 09 21:25:20 Bron “Who are you guys”

Apr 09 21:25:28 Bron “You loggers?”

Apr 09 21:25:44 Bron Perception check

Apr 09 21:25:51 Bron `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:25:51 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+3) = 10>

Apr 09 21:26:07 chrissofer There are two kobolds directly on the other side of the doorway.

Apr 09 21:26:20 chrissofer Roll initiavtive

Apr 09 21:26:20 Gwynnn initiative

Apr 09 21:26:34 Danni `roll 1d20+1

Apr 09 21:26:34 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+1) = 5>

Apr 09 21:26:35 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 21:26:35 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+4) = 11>

Apr 09 21:26:53 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 21:26:53 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+2) = 7>

Apr 09 21:27:05 Bron `ROLL 1D20+2

Apr 09 21:27:05 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+2) = 22>

Apr 09 21:28:06 todo 3

Apr 09 21:28:06 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 21:28:06 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+2) = 14>

Apr 09 21:28:40 todo hides

Apr 09 21:29:32 chrissofer Bron’s Turn

Apr 09 21:30:05 Bron stabs shortspear at Kobold #1

Apr 09 21:30:19 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 09 21:31:33 Bron `roll 1d20+1

Apr 09 21:31:33 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+1) = 13>

Apr 09 21:32:48 Bron “EAT A BUTT YOU DIRTY KOBOLD”

Apr 09 21:32:54 chrissofer Bron stabs out with his spear, but misses the Kobold by an inch. The Kobold then reloads their crossbow, and does not move.

Apr 09 21:33:04 chrissofer Ember’s turn

Apr 09 21:34:21 Ember leaps off Briar’s shoulder toward the crossbowkobold’s face like a flying squirrel.

Apr 09 21:34:49 Ember Acrobatics Check

Apr 09 21:35:10 Ember Using a Panache Point for “Derring-Do”

Apr 09 21:35:41 Ember `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 21:35:42 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+3) = 22>

Apr 09 21:35:46 Ember `roll 1d6

Apr 09 21:35:46 GameServ Ember rolled 1d6: 5 <Total: 5>

Apr 09 21:35:53 chrissofer Total of 27, geez

Apr 09 21:37:04 Ember arms and legs spread, lands squarely across the lizard bastard’s elongated face and knocks the two of them backwards.

Apr 09 21:37:53 chrissofer The two kobolds move back five feet, along with Ember

Apr 09 21:38:09 Ember reaches for the crossbow in the flailing, and attempts to yank it away from it.

Apr 09 21:39:06 chrissofer AoO on Ember

Apr 09 21:39:17 chrissofer `roll 1d20-3

Apr 09 21:39:17 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(-3) = 4>

Apr 09 21:39:20 chrissofer Misses

Apr 09 21:39:42 Ember `roll 1d20+3-4

Apr 09 21:39:42 GameServ *Syntax: XdY [ {- + * /} Z ]*{: .irc-roll}

Apr 09 21:39:55 Ember `roll 1d20-1

Apr 09 21:39:56 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(-1) = 1>

Apr 09 21:40:17 chrissofer Ember grabs for the crossbow, but the kobold manages to keep a firm hold on it.

Apr 09 21:40:25 chrissofer Gwynn’s turn

Apr 09 21:40:27 Ember “GImme!”

Apr 09 21:40:44 Gwynnn duck for cover

Apr 09 21:41:07 Gwynnn casts acid splash at nearest kobold

Apr 09 21:41:45 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 21:41:45 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(+4) = 20>

Apr 09 21:41:50 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage

Apr 09 21:42:13 Gwynnn `roll 1d3

Apr 09 21:42:13 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d3: 3 <Total: 3>

Apr 09 21:42:35 chrissofer The green acid begins eating away at the kobold’s orange scales

Apr 09 21:42:48 Gwynnn “eat shite”

Apr 09 21:43:49 Gwynnn acid lands on his face

Apr 09 21:43:57 chrissofer *The kobold’s face scales

Apr 09 21:44:53 chrissofer Renrik’s turn

Apr 09 21:45:55 Danni Renrik tries to hit the kobold with Ember on it with his Morningstar.

Apr 09 21:46:03 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 09 21:46:19 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 21:46:19 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+2) = 9>

Apr 09 21:46:44 Ember @ Renrik, a look like “srsly?”

Apr 09 21:46:49 chrissofer Renrik moves up to the Ember kobold with a swing and a miss.

Apr 09 21:47:07 chrissofer The second Kobold takes the moment to reload his crossbow.

Apr 09 21:47:14 chrissofer Briar’s turn next.

Apr 09 21:47:51 Danni Briar attacks the Kobold who is reloading with his Morningstar.

Apr 09 21:48:06 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 09 21:48:12 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 21:48:12 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+4) = 6>

Apr 09 21:48:38 chrissofer Briar finishes forming the Half-Orc Tank Wall.

Apr 09 21:48:50 chrissofer Todo’s turn!

Apr 09 21:51:51 todo moves closer to Ember Kobold

Apr 09 21:51:59 todo sneakily

Apr 09 21:52:11 todo 9

Apr 09 21:52:39 chrissofer Okay ^_^

Apr 09 21:52:50 Gwynnn “D

Apr 09 21:52:52 Gwynnn ;D

Apr 09 21:54:06 chrissofer Todo moves to flank the Ember Kobold

Apr 09 21:56:01 todo attacks with stab in back of Ember Kolbold

Apr 09 21:56:15 chrissofer Roll to Hit1

Apr 09 21:56:16 chrissofer !

Apr 09 21:56:54 todo 15

Apr 09 21:57:00 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage

Apr 09 21:59:04 todo 3

Apr 09 21:59:43 chrissofer You stab Your scythe into the kobold’s back, tearing its flesh in the process

Apr 09 21:59:50 chrissofer And that’s six seconds!

Apr 09 21:59:55 chrissofer Bron’s turn

Apr 09 22:04:14 Bron dazes this bitch

Apr 09 22:04:52 Bron doesn’t dazzle this bitch

Apr 09 22:07:02 Bron dazes ember kobold

Apr 09 22:07:06 chrissofer Roll for Kobold versus Daze

Apr 09 22:07:23 chrissofer `roll 1d20-1

Apr 09 22:07:23 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(-1) = 17>

Apr 09 22:07:36 chrissofer He makes his save, and shrugs off the daze.

Apr 09 22:08:29 Bron moves to the left of friendly orc to become part of orc-wall

Apr 09 22:09:50 chrissofer Ember Kobold feels bad about his faux pas and shoots a bolt at Renrik.

Apr 09 22:10:05 chrissofer `roll 1d20-3

Apr 09 22:10:05 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(-3) = 5>

Apr 09 22:10:30 chrissofer The bolt goes way off, tinks against the cieling, and falls to the floor with an impotented thud.

Apr 09 22:10:52 chrissofer Impotent

Apr 09 22:10:56 chrissofer ***

Apr 09 22:11:02 chrissofer Flaccid and non-virile

Apr 09 22:11:08 chrissofer Ember’s turn.

Apr 09 22:15:02 Ember rips her starknife free from its sheath, doing her best to wrest the crossbow from dragonbaby’s grip.

Apr 09 22:15:13 chrissofer Roll Disarm

Apr 09 22:15:17 chrissofer CMB

Apr 09 22:15:36 Ember `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 22:15:36 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+3) = 9>

Apr 09 22:16:02 chrissofer The Crossbow falls to the floor.

Apr 09 22:16:19 chrissofer Gwynn’s turn

Apr 09 22:17:57 Gwynnn throws dagger at acid kobols

Apr 09 22:18:10 chrissofer Roll to hit

Apr 09 22:18:18 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 22:18:18 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+4) = 6>

Apr 09 22:18:46 chrissofer The dagger goes way off, tinks against the cieling, and falls to the floor with an impotent, flaccid, nonvirile thud.

Apr 09 22:19:09 chrissofer The dagger goes way off, tinks against the ceiling***, and falls to the floor with an impotent, flaccid, nonvirile thud.

Apr 09 22:19:18 Gwynnn ‘darn’

Apr 09 22:19:26 Ember “WEAK”

Apr 09 22:19:29 chrissofer Renrik’s turn

Apr 09 22:19:35 Bron

Apr 09 22:20:13 Danni Renrik attacks Ember’s kobold with a Morningstar.

Apr 09 22:20:29 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 22:20:29 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+2) = 9>

Apr 09 22:22:01 chrissofer The morningstar whiffs passed the kobold and Ember, whistling in the air.

Apr 09 22:23:47 chrissofer The Acid Kobold shoots his bolt at Briar, hoping for some sort of effect to happen this turn.

Apr 09 22:23:54 chrissofer `roll 1d20-3

Apr 09 22:23:54 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(-3) = 16>

Apr 09 22:24:28 chrissofer Briar takes a bolt in the right bicep.

Apr 09 22:24:37 chrissofer `roll 1d6

Apr 09 22:24:37 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d6: 5 <Total: 5>

Apr 09 22:25:13 chrissofer Briar’s turn

Apr 09 22:25:34 Danni Poor injured bastard attacks the acid kobold with his Morningstar.

Apr 09 22:25:42 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 09 22:25:52 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 22:25:52 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+4) = 6>

Apr 09 22:26:24 chrissofer The morningstar goes way off, tinks against the cieling, and falls to the floor with an impotent, flaccid, nonvirile thud back in Your hand.

Apr 09 22:26:31 chrissofer ceiling*

Apr 09 22:26:49 chrissofer Todo’s turn

Apr 09 22:28:26 todo slashes at back of both knees

Apr 09 22:28:37 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 09 22:28:51 todo 13

Apr 09 22:29:00 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage1

Apr 09 22:29:01 chrissofer !

Apr 09 22:29:37 todo 6

Apr 09 22:30:32 chrissofer The kobold loses both legs at the knee with a hissing draconic yelp. Its blood pools beneath it as its life fades from its eyes.

Apr 09 22:30:41 chrissofer Ember roll a reflex save.

Apr 09 22:30:46 todo “pow!

Apr 09 22:31:08 Ember `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 22:31:08 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+4) = 6>

Apr 09 22:33:39 chrissofer Ember falls to the ground and is covered in Kobold Blood.

Apr 09 22:33:49 chrissofer Bron’s turn

Apr 09 22:33:49 Ember “EW”

Apr 09 22:33:51 todo “gross

Apr 09 22:34:36 Ember scrapes the blood away from her eyes with the cup of her fingers.

Apr 09 22:35:07 todo makes wrinkled ‘grossed out face’

Apr 09 22:35:39 Bron moves to stab acid kobold in heart and is very careful to not hit ember

Apr 09 22:35:54 chrissofer Roll to Hit!

Apr 09 22:36:13 Bron `roll 1d20+1

Apr 09 22:36:13 GameServ Bron rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+1) = 14>

Apr 09 22:36:22 chrissofer Alright, roll Damage!

Apr 09 22:36:46 Bron `roll 1d6

Apr 09 22:36:47 GameServ Bron rolled 1d6: 1 <Total: 1>

Apr 09 22:36:58 chrissofer Actually 2, with mods

Apr 09 22:38:00 Gwynnn no longer holding dead kobold

Apr 09 22:38:18 chrissofer The kobold falls to the ground, dead

Apr 09 22:38:42 Gwynnn breathes sigh of relief

Apr 09 22:38:53 Gwynnn goes and picks up dagger

Apr 09 22:38:57 chrissofer COMBAT IS COMPLETED

Apr 09 22:39:51 Ember “I need a bath.”

Apr 09 22:40:22 Gwynnn ‘hey healers, can you pull these bolts out of my shoulder?’

Apr 09 22:40:31 Ember “CAN I HAVE A BATH!?”

Apr 09 22:40:35 Gwynnn ‘no’

Apr 09 22:41:04 todo “I can heal you pull out your bolts

Apr 09 22:41:15 Gwynnn ‘i cant pull pout my bolts, they are behind me’

Apr 09 22:41:24 todo “BRON pull out her bolts

Apr 09 22:41:27 Danni Renrik pulls out the bolts gently.

Apr 09 22:41:35 Gwynnn curses

Apr 09 22:41:36 todo “thannks

Apr 09 22:41:59 todo casts cure light wounds

Apr 09 22:42:04 chrissofer Roll healing!

Apr 09 22:42:30 Ember “First it was MY blood now its this SHITFACE’S BLOOD!!”

Apr 09 22:42:39 todo 8

Apr 09 22:42:55 Gwynnn ‘thank you’

Apr 09 22:43:01 Gwynnn sighs in relief

Apr 09 22:43:08 Gwynnn ‘i owe you a debt’

Apr 09 22:43:13 Gwynnn smiles at gnome

Apr 09 22:43:26 todo winks

Apr 09 22:43:37 Gwynnn holds out hand

Apr 09 22:43:44 Ember “I get to keep the crossbow, right?”

Apr 09 22:44:10 todo “Probs

Apr 09 22:44:12 chrissofer You are in a room with two kobold corpses. It is lit from the ceiling and the side walls with torches, and has a few small tables in its center where plates and bowls of food are left out, abandoned by their recently deceased owners.

Apr 09 22:44:47 Ember “Look Toadie, TABLES”

Apr 09 22:45:27 Ember takes that fucking crossbow.

Apr 09 22:45:38 Gwynnn searches acid kobold body

Apr 09 22:45:39 chrissofer There are exits to the North, East, and West. All but the one You came in through are closed with bars.

Apr 09 22:45:42 Ember puts her knife away to go yank the darts out of Renrik’s grip cuz she wants them.

Apr 09 22:46:47 Ember “Now I need a quiver. Briar, will you carry my backpack?”

Apr 09 22:47:23 Danni Briar: “Put your bolts in the backpack.”

Apr 09 22:47:25 chrissofer The northern exits are on either side of the north wall, one eastern exit in the middle of the wall, and in the southernmost part of the western wall.

Apr 09 22:47:27 todo “where did the bars come from?

Apr 09 22:47:29 Ember “But my snacks are in there.”

Apr 09 22:47:39 chrissofer The one You came in through is in the southernmost point of the eastern wall

Apr 09 22:47:50 Danni Briar: “I carry you or your shit. Not both.”

Apr 09 22:47:50 Gwynnn ‘go west young man’

Apr 09 22:48:04 Ember “Carrying me is carrying my shit.”

Apr 09 22:48:21 Ember “But FINE, I’ll keep the straps on me.”

Apr 09 22:48:54 chrissofer `roll 1d10

Apr 09 22:48:54 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d10: 2 <Total: 2>

Apr 09 22:49:12 Danni Briar looks at the door on the northeast wall.

Apr 09 22:49:29 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 22:49:29 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+5) = 16>

Apr 09 22:49:54 Ember “Fucken lizards. COuldn’t even have Warm blood. I feel like day old soup.”

Apr 09 22:50:29 Danni Briar: “There are no traps on this door.”

Apr 09 22:50:37 Gwynnn tucks potion into pocket

Apr 09 22:50:44 Danni Briar opens the door.

Apr 09 22:51:50 Gwynnn loots other guy

Apr 09 22:52:14 Gwynnn ‘hey shorty, i got 5 more bolts

Apr 09 22:53:13 Ember pokes the dart in Briar’s arm. “Can I have this, please?”

Apr 09 22:53:31 Danni Briar rips the bolt out of his arm.

Apr 09 22:53:47 Gwynnn gives ember bolts

Apr 09 22:53:49 Ember takes the bolts from Briar and from Gwynnnnnnnnnnn

Apr 09 22:53:51 todo cleans scythe with bottom of shirt

Apr 09 22:54:02 chrissofer The other side of the door has a hallway which curves to the right and a large engraving in the wall.

Apr 09 22:54:18 Ember has all the bolts.

Apr 09 22:54:20 Ember “Nice.”

Apr 09 22:54:30 Danni Briar: “Hey Renrik check this out.”

Apr 09 22:54:58 Danni Briar and Renrik walk down the hallway to the engraving.

Apr 09 22:55:16 Danni Renrik checks the engraving.

Apr 09 22:55:37 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 22:55:37 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+5) = 24>

Apr 09 22:55:47 Gwynnn “Magical Lord Nethys, grant me your blessings as I pursue your never-ending quest for knowledge and power, blessings be

Apr 09 22:56:12 chrissofer Alright, it is a large relief of a skull with a snake pointing out of it’s right eye overtaking a bird with a wonderously colored tail.

Apr 09 22:56:15 Gwynnn keeps rapier in hand

Apr 09 22:56:42 Ember wipes her face on the back of Gwynn’s tunic.

Apr 09 22:57:07 Gwynnn slaps ember

Apr 09 22:57:16 Ember clutches cheek, offended and hurt!

Apr 09 22:58:15 todo laughs at Ember’s face

Apr 09 22:58:36 Danni Briar and Renrik return to the room.

Apr 09 22:59:00 Danni Briar checks out the northwest door.

Apr 09 22:59:45 Danni Briar checks out all the remaining doors for traps and what not.

Apr 09 23:00:01 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 23:00:01 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+5) = 17>

Apr 09 23:00:56 Danni Briar: “The southeast door has a bell trap on it.”

Apr 09 23:01:04 Ember “BELL!!”

Apr 09 23:01:16 Danni Briar opens the northwest door.

Apr 09 23:01:34 Ember goes to see if she can retrieve the bell.

Apr 09 23:02:10 Ed627 (holoirc@2600:1016:b126:zwih:zhlg:ilpj:rxwk:pkqi) has joined

Apr 09 23:02:18 chrissofer has kicked Bron from #squadfinder (Bron)

Apr 09 23:03:02 Gwynnn tackles ember

Apr 09 23:03:13 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 23:03:13 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+2) = 22>

Apr 09 23:03:15 chrissofer Roll CMB

Apr 09 23:03:48 Gwynnn `roll 1d20+2

Apr 09 23:03:48 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+2) = 20>

Apr 09 23:07:22 Gwynnn ‘dont fucking ring those’

Apr 09 23:07:51 Danni Briar opens the eastern door.

Apr 09 23:10:10 chrissofer Ember got the bells, but was bull rushed by Gwynn.

Apr 09 23:10:15 Ember clutches bells against her chest, staring Gwynne down.

Apr 09 23:10:27 Danni Briar: “Renrik check this shit out.”

Apr 09 23:10:44 Gwynnn ‘dont. fuckin. ring. them.”

Apr 09 23:10:56 Danni Briar:” We found a big pool of acid past the northwest door.”

Apr 09 23:11:12 Gwynnn ‘lets avoid that’

Apr 09 23:11:12 Ed627 “Lets not go that way probably”

Apr 09 23:11:18 Ed627 is now known as Bronnie

Apr 09 23:11:31 Ember stuffs her bells in her backpack before they can be taken too.

Apr 09 23:11:36 Bronnie “Can we throw kobold in and use them for stepping stones?”

Apr 09 23:11:44 Bronnie “We have plenty”

Apr 09 23:11:46 Gwynnn walks back toward orc twins

Apr 09 23:11:54 Danni Briar and Renrik go down the hallway of the eastern door.

Apr 09 23:11:58 Gwynnn ‘which way’

Apr 09 23:12:37 chrissofer Out the eastern door is a small hallway that ends in a pedestal with a bat skeleton wrapped in a red-colored spiked chain. At the foot of the pedestal is a doll the size of a gnome.

Apr 09 23:12:48 Danni Renrik religion check skeleton

Apr 09 23:13:01 Gwynnn ‘‘look gnome, its your brothe’

Apr 09 23:13:03 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 23:13:03 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+5) = 25>

Apr 09 23:13:29 Danni religion check doll

Apr 09 23:13:34 Ember doesn’t want to be left behind, and jogs to keep up with everyone else’s strides.

Apr 09 23:13:37 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 09 23:13:37 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+5) = 10>

Apr 09 23:15:28 todo realizes everyone is gone and pouts a little as she follows

Apr 09 23:16:02 Ember “Toots, lets GO!”

Apr 09 23:16:13 Bronnie apparently followed in the group in the direction they went

Apr 09 23:16:17 Gwynnn all ears

Apr 09 23:17:04 Danni Renrik: “The bat is a sacred animal of Zon-Kuthon and the spiked chain is his favorite weapon.”

Apr 09 23:17:14 Bronnie “Holy shit”

Apr 09 23:17:19 Bronnie “Eheheheh

Apr 09 23:17:19 Danni Briar: “Anything useful?”

Apr 09 23:17:22 Ember “literally”

Apr 09 23:17:28 Danni Renrik: “Not really.”

Apr 09 23:17:49 Bronnie “DIBS ON SPIKY CHAIN”

Apr 09 23:17:52 Gwynnn ‘lets make a sacrifice’

Apr 09 23:18:10 Danni Renrik: “It doesn’t help us find the loggers…”

Apr 09 23:18:20 Gwynnn goes back and grabs dead kobold and comes back and lays at bottom of pedestal

Apr 09 23:18:22 Bronnie mourns again

Apr 09 23:18:37 Gwynnn speaks draconic prayer

Apr 09 23:18:39 Bronnie grabs spiky chain

Apr 09 23:19:01 Ember whispers: “whatthefuckisshedoing?”

Apr 09 23:19:31 Bronnie “Don’t know, don’t care. Let’s leave her before some demon shit starts happening”

Apr 09 23:19:37 Danni Renrik: “Bronnie the spiked chains are for self flagellation.”

Apr 09 23:19:44 Bronnie knows

Apr 09 23:19:48 chrissofer A door opens in the ceiling, and a wash of red liquid, oil, and bat skulls falls over the party in the hallway.

Apr 09 23:19:58 Bronnie “Gross”

Apr 09 23:20:00 Ember screams in frustration.

Apr 09 23:20:09 Bronnie “Did I cause that…..?”

Apr 09 23:20:14 Bronnie whooooopsie

Apr 09 23:20:20 Gwynnn glares

Apr 09 23:20:21 Danni Renrik: “This is why we don’t touch things.”

Apr 09 23:20:23 Gwynnn ‘yes’

Apr 09 23:20:25 Bronnie “Sorry guys”

Apr 09 23:20:33 Bronnie “Hope this mix doesn’t kill us now!”

Apr 09 23:20:56 Ember “Fuck the loggers. I need a stream. A waterfall. A steaming copper tub full of lavender oil and oranges.”

Apr 09 23:21:39 Bronnie “I miss smelling nicely”

Apr 09 23:21:49 chrissofer Renrik and Todo discuss Renrik’s findings about Zon-Kuthon.

Apr 09 23:21:52 Ember “Oh I didn’t realize THAT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID”

Apr 09 23:22:31 todo “Interesting

Apr 09 23:22:36 Bronnie “WELL SOOOOOoOoOrry!”

Apr 09 23:22:39 Danni Briar stomps down the hallway to the main room.

Apr 09 23:22:40 todo flicks guts off of arms

Apr 09 23:22:49 Bronnie shakes like dog

Apr 09 23:23:13 Ember goes sprinting after Briar.

Apr 09 23:23:41 todo slips on bat head

Apr 09 23:24:22 Danni Renrik follows Briar out to the main room.

Apr 09 23:24:41 Bronnie goes back to mess hall

Apr 09 23:24:52 Ember “Bron, get out.”

Apr 09 23:25:28 Danni Briar opens the last door.

Apr 09 23:25:32 Bronnie “Noooo”

Apr 09 23:25:45 Bronnie “What’s behind this door??”

Apr 09 23:26:01 Danni Briar: “Its not trapped anymore.”

Apr 09 23:26:05 Ember wipes her face on a small square of clean Bronnie’s tunic.

Apr 09 23:26:22 Danni Renrik stands next to the door.

Apr 09 23:28:05 Bronnie “That’s fine”

Apr 09 23:28:07 todo looks back at room with Gwynn and thinks ‘ not my quest

Apr 09 23:28:20 Bronnie “Renrik, open the door!”

Apr 09 23:28:40 Danni Renrik: “Briar opened the door.”

Apr 09 23:30:21 Ember “They couldn’t even have a wash basin in here for their hands? What kind of nasty-ass…”

Apr 09 23:30:56 Bronnie “Names are hard mmmkay”

Apr 09 23:31:31 Ember “So is not touching relics, apparently.”

Apr 09 23:32:04 Bronnie “Wow. Rude but fair”

Apr 09 23:32:17 chrissofer The hallway outside of that door curves to the right. Briar can faintly hear some talking in common coming in the distance.

Apr 09 23:33:08 todo perception check end of hall way

Apr 09 23:33:36 todo walks to end of hall way

Apr 09 23:33:52 todo 17

Apr 09 23:34:53 todo “GUYS COME QUICK

Apr 09 23:35:01 Ember wonders if the crossbow string will survive this gunk.

Apr 09 23:35:10 todo “Theres someone tchained up down here

Apr 09 23:35:14 Danni Briar and Renrik run down to Todo.

Apr 09 23:35:15 todo “Hes beat pretty bad

Apr 09 23:35:17 Ember sprints toward Todo’s voice.

Apr 09 23:35:26 Gwynnn “HEY”

Apr 09 23:35:36 Bronnie runs to the others in the hall

Apr 09 23:35:41 Bronnie “Thinj it’s a logger?”

Apr 09 23:35:44 Danni Renrik looks the guy over.

Apr 09 23:35:50 todo “I think hes still alive..anyone know what hes saying

Apr 09 23:36:01 chrissofer chained naked human with lacerations all over their body, muttering to himself in a daze.

Apr 09 23:36:17 chrissofer He is missing the thumb of his left hand

Apr 09 23:36:17 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 09 23:36:17 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+3) = 12>

Apr 09 23:36:18 Ember checks for thums

Apr 09 23:36:21 Gwynnn staggers into room with others

Apr 09 23:36:34 Bronnie “Where you been??”

Apr 09 23:36:43 Gwynnn ‘‘i was making a deal’’

Apr 09 23:36:51 Ember “With who!?”

Apr 09 23:37:04 Gwynnn has blood dripping from neck

Apr 09 23:37:25 Gwynnn faintly smiles

Apr 09 23:37:34 Gwynnn ‘apparently the sacrifice worked’

Apr 09 23:37:35 chrissofer You bandage up some of his wounds, but he is still muttering in a daze.

Apr 09 23:38:17 Bronnie throws a jacket around the naked man

Apr 09 23:38:41 chrissofer Renrick make a religion check

Apr 09 23:38:41 Ember “Are you gonna make it?” #to Gwynne

Apr 09 23:38:55 Danni Renrik dip check

Apr 09 23:39:08 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 09 23:39:08 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+4) = 7>

Apr 09 23:39:25 Gwynnn to Ember ‘for now’

Apr 09 23:39:40 Ember “Ominous.”

Apr 09 23:39:41 Danni Renrik: “Uh, hey bud how is it going?”

Apr 09 23:39:52 chrissofer He begs for Your mercy. “No more, no more, no…”

Apr 09 23:40:03 Bronnie “Somebody had a rough night”

Apr 09 23:40:03 todo “poor guy

Apr 09 23:40:06 Ember swings head around to look at her orc-fren incredulously.

Apr 09 23:40:07 Danni Briar: “Badly apparently dumbass..”

Apr 09 23:40:30 Ember “Are we hurting him?!”

Apr 09 23:40:52 Gwynnn approaches injured

Apr 09 23:41:03 Gwynnn ‘breathe sir breathe… how come you here?’

Apr 09 23:41:19 chrissofer He Diplomacy check Gwynn

Apr 09 23:41:22 todo unchains guy

Apr 09 23:41:26 Gwynnn `roll 1d20-2

Apr 09 23:41:26 GameServ Gwynnn rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(-2) = 10>

Apr 09 23:41:59 Bronnie “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU”

Apr 09 23:42:04 chrissofer He ceases struggling against his bonds. “My sins, my faults, my troubles, my bads…”

Apr 09 23:42:08 todo “…

Apr 09 23:42:17 Gwynnn turns to group

Apr 09 23:42:20 Bronnie “WHAT BADS???”

Apr 09 23:42:20 Gwynnn ‘its rough’

Apr 09 23:42:47 Bronnie pats head of guy

Apr 09 23:44:11 Gwynnn turns to Renrik

Apr 09 23:44:16 Gwynnn ‘can i talk with you?’

Apr 09 23:44:22 todo holds up iron pot to Renrik “Break this handle so we can open the lock

Apr 09 23:44:24 todo “please

Apr 09 23:44:35 Ember “Renrik, look at me!”

Apr 09 23:44:42 Danni Renrik: “Briar go break that.”

Apr 09 23:44:45 Bronnie “RENRIIIIK”

Apr 09 23:44:48 Gwynnn rolls eyes, winces in pain

Apr 09 23:45:06 Danni Renrik: “Of course let us converse.”

Apr 09 23:45:56 Danni Briar takes the iron pot and goes to break the handle.

Apr 09 23:46:25 Gwynnn “i successfully created a link with the dark god and he told me the captives were behind the pool of acid. however that doesnt explain this captive here”

Apr 09 23:46:42 Ember “you did WHAT!?”

Apr 09 23:46:48 Danni `roll 1d8

Apr 09 23:46:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d8: 6 <Total: 6>

Apr 09 23:46:58 chrissofer The pot breaks as Todo wished.

Apr 09 23:47:03 Gwynnn glares at Ember

Apr 09 23:47:09 todo “Yay

Apr 09 23:47:09 Bronnie sits

Apr 09 23:47:17 todo “CAn i have it please?

Apr 09 23:47:22 Ember “We’ve been here five minutes and you’re already in bed with a dark lord of pain?”

Apr 09 23:47:26 Danni Renrik: “You talked to the God of Pain?”

Apr 09 23:47:28 Bronnie Stares into the eyes of prisoner man

Apr 09 23:47:53 Bronnie wonders where his life took him that he ended up in this place

Apr 09 23:47:55 Ember “Maybe don’t free him until we confirm that he’s one of the captives?”

Apr 09 23:48:02 Danni Renrik makes several hand motions of a religious nature.

Apr 09 23:48:05 Gwynnn “yes, it was foreboding, but i do not believe he would lie”

Apr 09 23:48:21 Ember “A GOD OF PAIN!? WOULDN”T LIE!?”

Apr 09 23:48:22 Gwynnn rubs at wound

Apr 09 23:48:32 Gwynnn ‘we made a deal’

Apr 09 23:48:34 Danni Renrik: “He is lawful evil, there are rules that he does follow.”

Apr 09 23:48:36 Bronnie literally can hear everything the others are talking about

Apr 09 23:48:41 Ember “How good was your deal language?”

Apr 09 23:48:58 Danni Renrik: “What was the deal?”

Apr 09 23:49:12 Bronnie “You wanna pay more?” *pulls some of red chain out”

Apr 09 23:49:28 Danni Renrik: “Bron drop that.”

Apr 09 23:50:07 Bronnie “Fiiiiiiine”

Apr 09 23:50:14 Gwynnn ‘he traded me the location of the captives in exchange for upfront payment of pain’

Apr 09 23:50:20 Ember “Gross.”

Apr 09 23:50:22 Danni Briar hands it back.

Apr 09 23:50:38 Bronnie “Ew”

Apr 09 23:50:56 Danni Renrik tries not to judge for making a deal with an evil god.

Apr 09 23:50:58 Bronnie “Did he say they’re stationed there or do you thinj he’s gonna move them?”

Apr 09 23:51:02 todo goes to lock and puts broken handle into key hole semi slowly….trying to listen for the tumblers to click into place

Apr 09 23:51:10 Bronnie “Like they’re there now but for how long???”

Apr 09 23:51:11 todo “yo shut up a mans life is on the line

Apr 09 23:51:23 Ember gets caught up waching Todo seduce the key hole.

Apr 09 23:51:27 chrissofer Todo: Disable Device Check

Apr 09 23:51:32 Bronnie “Cause fuck you”

Apr 09 23:52:04 todo 20

Apr 09 23:52:09 Gwynnn “i do not know if they would be moved, but in the minutes between my dealings and now they should still be there”

Apr 09 23:52:12 Danni Renrik: “Thank you for finding out the location of the loggers.”

Apr 09 23:52:21 chrissofer The whole chain comes undone, and the man falls supine on the floor.

Apr 09 23:52:23 Danni Renrik: “Where are they located?”

Apr 09 23:52:29 Gwynnn nods head at Renrik

Apr 09 23:52:34 Ember backs away from the freed stranger.

Apr 09 23:52:43 Ember “so. pool room. ye?”

Apr 09 23:52:45 Gwynnn “behind the pool of acid”

Apr 09 23:52:46 todo “ouch sorry..little arms

Apr 09 23:53:05 Bronnie “Should we take prison turd ball back to town for help?”

Apr 09 23:53:08 Danni Renrik: “Did he mention how to get around the pool of acid?”

Apr 09 23:53:10 Ember @ Todo: “And a big head!”

Apr 09 23:53:12 chrissofer The man does not begin to scurry away, content to just lie there unchained.

Apr 09 23:53:23 todo “wow

Apr 09 23:54:17 Gwynnn “he did not, and i wasn’t willing to trade more for that”

Apr 09 23:54:20 Ember “how acid-y is it?”

Apr 09 23:55:45 Bronnie grabs 3 corpses

Apr 09 23:55:53 Danni Renrik: “We have to find a way to cross the acid.”

Apr 09 23:56:11 Bronnie *2

Apr 09 23:56:36 Bronnie tosses those into the acid at perfect placement making a lovely bridge for us to cross

Apr 09 23:56:48 Ember “Thank you, Bran.”

Apr 09 23:56:48 Bronnie makes Googley eyes at chained man

Apr 09 23:57:01 Bronnie ya welcome

Apr 09 23:57:07 todo wipes prisoners face.

Apr 09 23:57:14 chrissofer He is limp in Your arms

Apr 09 23:57:14 Ember goes to climb across the corpse bridge.

Apr 09 23:57:34 Danni Briar gently picks up the wounded man.

Apr 09 23:57:37 Bronnie is fast

Apr 09 23:57:58 Gwynnn follows

Apr 09 23:57:59 chrissofer He does not resist

Apr 09 23:58:17 Danni Briar and Renrik go to the main room.

Apr 09 23:58:23 Bronnie crosses bridge

Apr 09 23:58:29 todo follows orc bros

Apr 09 23:58:33 chrissofer Ember is in front fo a closed door.

Apr 09 23:58:34 Ember checks for bells.

Apr 09 23:58:40 chrissofer Perception.

Apr 09 23:58:47 Danni Briar stays with the wounded man in the main room.

Apr 09 23:59:00 Ember `roll 1d20

Apr 09 23:59:00 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18>

Apr 09 23:59:02 Danni Renrik heads to the pool of acid.

Apr 09 23:59:17 todo crosses corpse bridge

Apr 09 23:59:59 Danni Renrik crosses corpse bridge.

Apr 10 00:00:37 Ember sighs in disappointment

Apr 10 00:00:48 Gwynnn stays with injured man and wipes blood off self

Apr 10 00:00:48 Ember “There’s nothing”

Apr 10 00:00:52 Ember “Its just adumb door”

Apr 10 00:08:40 Danni has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Apr 10 00:09:27 Ember has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

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Apr 10 00:26:25 Gwynnn has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Apr 10 07:03:47 Bronnie has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds)

Apr 10 13:42:31 Disconnected ()

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