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BEGIN LOGGING AT Mon Apr 2 21:24:45 2018

Apr 02 21:24:45 Now talking on #squadfinder

Apr 02 21:24:45 Topic for #squadfinder is: Lacis Lycorma Session 1: Arrival in Augustana

Apr 02 21:24:45 Topic for #squadfinder set by chrissofer (Mon Mar 19 19:50:45 2018)

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Apr 02 21:54:54 chrissofer type /nick Ember

Apr 02 21:55:38 Daredibryn is now known as Ember

Apr 02 21:55:50 chrissofer Hello

Apr 02 21:55:54 X something

Apr 02 21:55:56 Ed627 X

Apr 02 21:56:15 Ed627 is now known as Bronnie

Apr 02 21:56:20 chrissofer type /nick Nickname

Apr 02 22:00:13 Bronnie “WELL HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE”

Apr 02 22:00:51 chrissofer The party stands in front of a large wooden gate constructed over a cave entrance in the side of an obsidian cliff. There is a guard posted in a watchtower(?), though no one else seems to be present. Your camels are agitated after standing still for a week. What do You do?

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Apr 02 22:02:01 chrissofer The party stands in front of a large wooden gate constructed over a cave entrance in the side of an obsidian cliff. There is a guard posted in a watchtower(?), though no one else seems to be present. Your camels are agitated after standing still for a week. What do You do?

Apr 02 22:02:52 Bronnie *reassured Lord Humpleton

Apr 02 22:02:57 X my horse is fine

Apr 02 22:03:06 Ember shouts at the Guard: “Hey, can we go in?”

Apr 02 22:03:06 Bronnie “Well that is good”

Apr 02 22:03:25 Bronnie Punch ember!

Apr 02 22:03:28 X “you dumb ass”

Apr 02 22:03:35 todo face palm

Apr 02 22:03:40 todo “Fool”

Apr 02 22:03:47 chrissofer There is no response from the guard

Apr 02 22:03:48 Danni Briar: “For fucks sakes.”

Apr 02 22:03:48 X turns around and glares at hobbir

Apr 02 22:03:52 chrissofer (syntac is /me)

Apr 02 22:03:56 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Apr 02 22:04:03 Ember (syntax is syntax)

Apr 02 22:04:12 Bronnie We should be quiet cause that guard looks sleep

Apr 02 22:04:13 X “so, why are we here?”

Apr 02 22:04:18 Ember “Well who the fuck else am I supposed to ask?”

Apr 02 22:04:54 Danni Briar roll for perception

Apr 02 22:05:14 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 02 22:05:14 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+5) = 14>

Apr 02 22:06:05 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:06:05 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+3) = 7>

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Apr 02 22:06:56 chrissofer has kicked X from #squadfinder (X)

Apr 02 22:07:13 Hood perception check

Apr 02 22:07:21 Hood `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:07:21 GameServ Hood rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+1) = 6>

Apr 02 22:08:25 Hood rolls eyes

Apr 02 22:08:39 Bronnie Hmmmm

Apr 02 22:08:43 Bronnie Look at that door

Apr 02 22:08:47 Bronnie It’s a doory dppr

Apr 02 22:09:00 Hood “why are we here”

Apr 02 22:09:06 Bronnie SHHHHHHH

Apr 02 22:09:08 Ember “Wouldn’t you like to know”

Apr 02 22:09:14 Danni Briar “The door is tied with grass. We could probably cut through it.”

Apr 02 22:09:17 Ember blows raspberries

Apr 02 22:09:29 Hood i WOULD considering kobolds are nasty frackin creatures

Apr 02 22:09:45 Ember “I have sharp things.”

Apr 02 22:09:59 Danni Briar “Someone cut the grasses holding the planks together.”

Apr 02 22:10:04 Ember pulls out cheap throw-y knife that SOMEONE Threw at her.

Apr 02 22:10:19 Hood rolls eyes

Apr 02 22:10:25 Hood don’t stereotype

Apr 02 22:10:40 Hood #notallelves

Apr 02 22:10:41 Ember Arranged Attack Roll

Apr 02 22:11:32 Bronnie (Stomach growls)

Apr 02 22:11:37 todo stomach growls

Apr 02 22:11:49 chrissofer (syntac is /me)\

Apr 02 22:11:50 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Apr 02 22:11:55 Ember `roll 1d20

Apr 02 22:11:55 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19>

Apr 02 22:11:56 Bronnie hungry

Apr 02 22:12:16 chrissofer Hit, roll damage.

Apr 02 22:12:33 Ember `roll 1d3

Apr 02 22:12:33 GameServ Ember rolled 1d3: 1 <Total: 1>

Apr 02 22:13:09 Bronnie remembers those waffles

Apr 02 22:13:25 Danni Briar takes out his great axe.

Apr 02 22:13:33 Bronnie watches intently

Apr 02 22:13:54 Danni melee attack roll

Apr 02 22:14:28 chrissofer The knife goes threw, but does not fully cut the grass knot.

Apr 02 22:14:42 Ember “Are you effin kitten me?”

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Apr 02 22:14:50 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 22:14:50 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+4) = 22>

Apr 02 22:15:14 Danni Roll for damage

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Apr 02 22:15:29 Danni `roll 1d12

Apr 02 22:15:29 GameServ Danni rolled 1d12: 9 <Total: 9>

Apr 02 22:16:23 chrissofer The great axe not only slashes through the grass, it also takes the doors off of the hinges.

Apr 02 22:16:27 chrissofer Make a reflex save.

Apr 02 22:16:32 X “subtle”

Apr 02 22:16:33 Bronnie is impressed

Apr 02 22:16:48 todo yawns

Apr 02 22:16:48 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:16:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+3) = 10>

Apr 02 22:16:51 Ember reclaims her knife.

Apr 02 22:17:17 chrissofer The doors fall flat on the ground with a loud THUMP noise.

Apr 02 22:17:32 X “can someone PLEASE explain what you’re doing?”

Apr 02 22:17:35 Bronnie dies JK

Apr 02 22:18:01 Danni Briar: “Getting shit done.”

Apr 02 22:18:08 Ember climbs off Briar’s shoulders to sidle up with Todo.

Apr 02 22:18:13 todo “TAKING CHANCES

Apr 02 22:18:19 Ember “oh wait that’s a camel”

Apr 02 22:18:20 todo “MAKING MISTAKES

Apr 02 22:18:25 todo looks at Ember

Apr 02 22:18:27 Ember “Briar, your back feels like a camel.”

Apr 02 22:18:32 Ember looks at Todo.

Apr 02 22:18:34 Ember “Hey”

Apr 02 22:18:38 todo “youre a camel

Apr 02 22:18:43 Ember “Am a smol camel.”

Apr 02 22:18:47 Ember “Why, you wanna ride?”

Apr 02 22:18:56 Danni Renrik: “Really? Now?”

Apr 02 22:19:26 Bronnie face palma

Apr 02 22:19:29 todo “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apr 02 22:19:38 chrissofer A few seconds pass, and You hear a small bronze bell being rung above the gate, and You hear some barking, yet reptilian language.

Apr 02 22:19:56 Bronnie “WHAT IS THAT???”

Apr 02 22:20:15 Ember “Ooh, we’re in troubleeee.”

Apr 02 22:20:16 X Drconian

Apr 02 22:20:32 Ember “Should we run forward or run away?”

Apr 02 22:20:35 Bronnie “THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Apr 02 22:20:36 X shut up so i can listen

Apr 02 22:20:42 Ember “Todo wanna find a secret cave wth me?”

Apr 02 22:20:42 X SHUT UP

Apr 02 22:20:43 todo jumps higher on camel

Apr 02 22:20:49 Bronnie That bell sounds like bad news bears

Apr 02 22:20:50 todo NO. SHUSH

Apr 02 22:20:54 X rolls eyes

Apr 02 22:20:55 Ember “That’s not a cave, it’s a camel.”

Apr 02 22:21:02 Bronnie You’re a camel!

Apr 02 22:21:07 todo “wow

Apr 02 22:21:11 Bronnie Listen

Apr 02 22:21:12 X “uh guys”

Apr 02 22:21:13 Bronnie No

Apr 02 22:21:17 X “they know we’re here”

Apr 02 22:21:20 Bronnie Who???

Apr 02 22:21:23 chrissofer Everyone make a perception check.

Apr 02 22:21:27 Ember “The camels.”

Apr 02 22:21:28 X the kobolds you dumbass

Apr 02 22:21:34 Bronnie perception check

Apr 02 22:21:34 X perception check

Apr 02 22:21:39 X `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:21:39 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+1) = 7>

Apr 02 22:21:44 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 02 22:21:44 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+5) = 7>

Apr 02 22:21:47 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:21:47 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+3) = 23>

Apr 02 22:21:55 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 22:21:55 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+2) = 15>

Apr 02 22:22:01 Bronnie knows everything

Apr 02 22:22:05 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:22:05 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+3) = 9>

Apr 02 22:22:11 Ember got distracted by the booty

Apr 02 22:22:37 todo 6

Apr 02 22:23:17 Ember “they are coming”

Apr 02 22:23:27 X ok legolas

Apr 02 22:23:32 Bronnie There’s 5

Apr 02 22:23:34 Bronnie I see them

Apr 02 22:23:38 X easy

Apr 02 22:23:43 Ember “WHAT DO UR ORC EYES SEE”

Apr 02 22:23:44 X pulls out sword

Apr 02 22:23:52 Ember pulls out the other knife.

Apr 02 22:24:05 Bronnie pulls out shield

Apr 02 22:24:05 X pulls out dagger

Apr 02 22:24:06 Bronnie Sjit

Apr 02 22:24:07 todo pulls out Scythe

Apr 02 22:24:09 Bronnie Shit

Apr 02 22:24:14 Danni Renrik pulls out his morningstar

Apr 02 22:24:17 Ember “See this ones black so in the dark you can’t tell I’m holding two.”

Apr 02 22:24:21 Ember “Do you like it Todo?”

Apr 02 22:24:26 X you guys any good?

Apr 02 22:24:31 Bronnie pulls out club

Apr 02 22:24:43 chrissofer A team of kobolds reaches the light of the door, and the guard mounts the ladder leading down from his post.

Apr 02 22:24:45 X ember shut the frack up

Apr 02 22:24:52 todo “How about you take drink Ember”

Apr 02 22:24:53 Ember “HOW DO U KNOW MY NAME”

Apr 02 22:24:58 X let me talk to them

Apr 02 22:25:04 Ember “With a twisty straw, my dear.”

Apr 02 22:25:04 X I SPEAK IT

Apr 02 22:25:10 Bronnie kicks ladder

Apr 02 22:25:12 Ember “YOU SPAKE MY NAME!??!”

Apr 02 22:25:25 todo “What?

Apr 02 22:25:32 X you are gonna get us killed if you dont shut up

Apr 02 22:25:42 Bronnie CMB

Apr 02 22:25:56 Bronnie `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:25:56 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+1) = 4>

Apr 02 22:26:11 chrissofer You push with all Your might, but the ladder does not budge.

Apr 02 22:26:19 Ember “Weak.”

Apr 02 22:26:19 Bronnie Hey ladder boy!

Apr 02 22:26:25 X glares at others to be silent

Apr 02 22:26:25 Bronnie HEY

Apr 02 22:26:27 Bronnie HEY

Apr 02 22:26:30 Bronnie HEEEEEY

Apr 02 22:26:34 Bronnie HEY

Apr 02 22:26:57 chrissofer The guard kobold continues to climb down.

Apr 02 22:26:58 Bronnie Well he’s rude

Apr 02 22:27:12 Bronnie Guys, I think we’re fighting now

Apr 02 22:27:42 Ember ties her camel up to a tree to prevent further charges.

Apr 02 22:27:42 Bronnie is sad

Apr 02 22:27:43 todo “I wonder if he thinks we’re the enemies?

Apr 02 22:27:56 Bronnie is hungry

Apr 02 22:28:02 Bronnie is tired

Apr 02 22:28:20 X “if i pull this off, we can all get what we want without bloodshed. i owe you all a debt”

Apr 02 22:28:21 Bronnie is thinking of that one bitch who robbed me

Apr 02 22:28:27 Ember “alrighty, i like debts”

Apr 02 22:28:32 Ember “This ones mine I called it”

Apr 02 22:28:36 Ember “NO HOODS FOR YOU TODO”

Apr 02 22:28:56 Danni Renrik: “The hooded one is busy talking.”

Apr 02 22:29:16 todo “Hood..S?

Apr 02 22:29:43 Bronnie was robbed

Apr 02 22:29:59 Bronnie remembers that thing that totally happened

Apr 02 22:30:10 todo “Bronnie…is broke

Apr 02 22:30:14 Bronnie Hella

Apr 02 22:30:16 X diplomacy check

Apr 02 22:30:18 Ember @Renrik: “What if they’re selling us?”

Apr 02 22:30:24 chrissofer For the draconic convo.

Apr 02 22:30:31 todo “No one would bye you…

Apr 02 22:30:32 X `roll 1d20-2

Apr 02 22:30:32 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(-2) = 5>

Apr 02 22:30:34 Ember @Renrik: “Hoody could be negotiating prices.”

Apr 02 22:30:38 todo *buy

Apr 02 22:30:43 Bronnie We should punch it

Apr 02 22:30:43 Ember is offended by Todo.

Apr 02 22:30:46 Bronnie In the face

Apr 02 22:30:47 Bronnie Lots

Apr 02 22:30:52 Danni Renrik: “We kill them if that’s what’s happening.”

Apr 02 22:31:04 Ember “Alright.”

Apr 02 22:31:25 Ember climbs onto Renrik’s camel to be off the ground.

Apr 02 22:31:36 Ember “I missed you.”

Apr 02 22:31:41 X they want us to leave immediately

Apr 02 22:31:43 Ember “Do you have trail mix?”

Apr 02 22:31:58 Danni Renrik: “We have a quest to fulfill.”

Apr 02 22:31:58 X can you focus?

Apr 02 22:32:09 X how important aare they?

Apr 02 22:32:11 Ember “Can you be better at talking?!”

Apr 02 22:32:17 Danni Renrik: “Very.

Apr 02 22:32:19 Bronnie They seem pretty important

Apr 02 22:32:50 Danni Renrik: “I am prepared to fix this with bloodshed.”

Apr 02 22:32:52 todo “CAn we go around?

Apr 02 22:32:55 X one moment please

Apr 02 22:32:56 Bronnie Eh

Apr 02 22:32:58 Bronnie Hills

Apr 02 22:32:59 Bronnie Stones

Apr 02 22:32:59 todo “Who lies tunnels?

Apr 02 22:33:01 Bronnie Eh

Apr 02 22:33:09 todo *likes

Apr 02 22:33:32 Danni Renrik: “We need to save these loggers.”

Apr 02 22:33:40 chrissofer The guard X is talking with takes a swipe at them with their sword.

Apr 02 22:33:41 Bronnie They remind me of me.daddy

Apr 02 22:33:43 Ember “And give their thumbs back”

Apr 02 22:33:58 chrissofer `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:33:58 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+1) = 11>

Apr 02 22:34:11 Bronnie Oh.

Apr 02 22:34:17 todo “Damn

Apr 02 22:34:21 chrissofer The swipe misses, but the rest of the kobolds move to attack.

Apr 02 22:34:27 todo “FIGHT!

Apr 02 22:34:31 Ember “Oh it’s fucken on”

Apr 02 22:34:31 chrissofer Roll initiative!

Apr 02 22:34:34 X sighs

Apr 02 22:34:48 Danni `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:34:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+1) = 15>

Apr 02 22:34:48 Bronnie DIBS ON THAT LITTLE R00D SHIT (points at the one from the ladder)

Apr 02 22:35:02 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 22:35:02 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+2) = 3>

Apr 02 22:35:04 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 22:35:04 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+2) = 17>

Apr 02 22:36:08 X `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 22:36:08 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+4) = 24>

Apr 02 22:36:09 todo 6

Apr 02 22:36:26 Bronnie `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 22:36:26 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+2) = 4>

Apr 02 22:36:35 Bronnie is mad

Apr 02 22:36:53 Bronnie hates the ladder kobold

Apr 02 22:36:59 Bronnie Bastard

Apr 02 22:37:12 Bronnie is destroyed

Apr 02 22:37:27 Ember “Emotionally or tangibly?”

Apr 02 22:38:04 todo deep breath

Apr 02 22:38:17 chrissofer X gon’ give it to them

Apr 02 22:38:23 todo “Well at least we have some big guys

Apr 02 22:38:43 Ember “You like big guys?” Ember asks, quietly devastated.

Apr 02 22:38:50 todo “NO

Apr 02 22:38:55 X lunges at kobold that attacked me

Apr 02 22:38:57 Ember “Oh good” :”D

Apr 02 22:38:58 todo I DONT LIKE ANYONE

Apr 02 22:39:03 Ember “aw”

Apr 02 22:39:09 todo raspberries

Apr 02 22:39:20 Ember kissie faces

Apr 02 22:39:37 chrissofer Sword attack by X.

Apr 02 22:39:38 todo “Bleck

Apr 02 22:41:04 X sword attack

Apr 02 22:41:09 X `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 22:41:09 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(+2) = 18>

Apr 02 22:41:21 chrissofer Hit, roll damage.

Apr 02 22:42:35 X `roll 1d6

Apr 02 22:42:35 GameServ X rolled 1d6: 4 <Total: 4>

Apr 02 22:42:49 chrissofer Oh shit, Crit!

Apr 02 22:43:18 chrissofer Actually did 8 damage.

Apr 02 22:44:11 chrissofer Actually actually 10 damage

Apr 02 22:46:06 Bronnie thinks X should suck a camel dick

Apr 02 22:46:21 chrissofer X takes their short sword and clefts the kobold in twain, spilling his guts upon the ground in front of them.

Apr 02 22:46:50 X flicks hair out of face

Apr 02 22:46:53 Bronnie Wow.

Apr 02 22:46:54 Ember “ooh”

Apr 02 22:46:59 todo “Ugh the smell is terrible!”

Apr 02 22:47:02 Bronnie Dumb.

Apr 02 22:47:12 Bronnie Poor thing

Apr 02 22:47:21 Bronnie R.I.P. wild creature

Apr 02 22:47:32 Bronnie kneels in remembrance of dead thing

Apr 02 22:47:38 Bronnie is sad

Apr 02 22:47:45 Ember “Maybe don’t kneel down while the things are coming at us.”

Apr 02 22:47:53 Ember “They can reach your face now you giant idiot.”

Apr 02 22:47:57 Bronnie I wanted to remember the murder victim

Apr 02 22:48:03 chrissofer The guard from the tower finishes descending the ladder, and draws and loads their crossbow.

Apr 02 22:48:06 Bronnie And it’s fine. Cause we still have time

Apr 02 22:48:09 Ember “Then take his teeth.”

Apr 02 22:48:11 chrissofer Ember’s turn.

Apr 02 22:48:14 Bronnie CAUSE THAT FUCK IS MINE

Apr 02 22:48:18 Ember “ME NEXT”

Apr 02 22:48:24 chrissofer (Syntax is “”)

Apr 02 22:50:02 Ember throws herself off the camel and tries to attack a kobold from above with both daggers.

Apr 02 22:50:22 Ember `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 22:50:22 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+1) = 14>

Apr 02 22:50:23 chrissofer Acrobatics check

Apr 02 22:51:00 chrissofer Ember successfully jumps off of her camel, and lands just in front of the kobold she was attacking, within attacking range but not on top of them.

Apr 02 22:51:13 Ember stabs them.

Apr 02 22:52:11 Ember `roll 1do20+3

Apr 02 22:52:11 GameServ *Syntax: XdY [ {- + * /} Z ]*{: .irc-roll}

Apr 02 22:52:24 Ember `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:52:24 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+3) = 21>

Apr 02 22:53:00 chrissofer Hit, roll damage.

Apr 02 22:53:01 Ember Roll for Damage

Apr 02 22:53:08 Ember `roll 1d3

Apr 02 22:53:08 GameServ Ember rolled 1d3: 2 <Total: 2>

Apr 02 22:53:57 chrissofer The kobold takes Your stab quite well, similarly to Khal Drogo, in the chest.

Apr 02 22:55:45 chrissofer The leftmost kobold moves behind Ember, flanking her, as they bring their axe down on her back.

Apr 02 22:56:54 chrissofer `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 22:56:54 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+3) = 17>

Apr 02 22:57:49 chrissofer `roll 1d6+1

Apr 02 22:57:49 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d6: 6 <Total: 6(+1) = 7>

Apr 02 22:58:35 X flinches

Apr 02 22:58:50 chrissofer The kobold’s axe cleaves through the clothes and skin on Your back, spilling Your blood on the ground behind You and leaving a big gash between Your shoulderblades.

Apr 02 22:58:54 Bronnie is sad again

Apr 02 22:59:03 chrissofer Briar’s turn.

Apr 02 22:59:06 Bronnie “Wow”

Apr 02 22:59:09 todo grimence

Apr 02 22:59:18 Ember is definitely crying.

Apr 02 22:59:54 Danni Briar attacks nearest kobold with his great axe.

Apr 02 23:00:21 chrissofer We’ll call that kobold the one in front of Ember

Apr 02 23:00:39 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 23:00:39 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+4) = 7>

Apr 02 23:01:38 chrissofer The kobold deflects Your great axe with her own weapon, growling something disparaging in draconic

Apr 02 23:01:48 X hey thats rude

Apr 02 23:01:58 Bronnie Oh it’s a girl kobold

Apr 02 23:02:01 Ember whimper cries, half awake, unable to move.

Apr 02 23:02:27 todo slides off camel nonchalantly

Apr 02 23:03:24 chrissofer The rightmost kobold moves to Briar, slashing them in the side with his glaive.

Apr 02 23:03:48 chrissofer `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 23:03:48 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+1) = 7>

Apr 02 23:04:04 chrissofer The kobold swings at Briar like an idiot.

Apr 02 23:04:07 chrissofer But misses

Apr 02 23:04:15 chrissofer Todo’s turn

Apr 02 23:05:46 chrissofer Todo approaches the Kobold who maimed Ember.

Apr 02 23:06:16 todo aims scythe in the head region. Hoping to at least distract kobold that maimed Ember so she can be drug to the side

Apr 02 23:07:10 chrissofer Slashing damage

Apr 02 23:07:32 todo 2

Apr 02 23:07:48 chrissofer Crit Fail

Apr 02 23:09:05 chrissofer Todo goes to slice the kobold, but the kobold dodges the attack entirely. Todo’s swing carries her 5 feet to the left.

Apr 02 23:09:41 chrissofer Bronnie’s Turn.

Apr 02 23:10:01 Bronnie “YOU R00D LITTLE POOP NUGGET”

Apr 02 23:10:32 Bronnie runs screaming (like slow motion, it’s incredible) with beautiful silver locks flowing in the wind

Apr 02 23:11:09 chrissofer towards guard kobold.

Apr 02 23:11:29 Ember whines in agony.

Apr 02 23:11:51 Bronnie swings club whilst screaming (like that one last scene in a Knights Tale with the lance)

Apr 02 23:11:55 X quit whining

Apr 02 23:12:43 Bronnie `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 23:12:43 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+1) = 9>

Apr 02 23:13:21 X quits whining

Apr 02 23:13:29 Ember “thank fuck”

Apr 02 23:13:31 chrissofer The crossbow kobold takes the club in the side of their arm, but does not seem fazed by it.

Apr 02 23:13:43 Bronnie “WHY ARENT YOU DEAD”

Apr 02 23:14:02 Ember “My goddess is cruel, possessive, and eternal.”

Apr 02 23:15:31 Bronnie is done

Apr 02 23:15:42 todo pouts

Apr 02 23:16:04 Bronnie sits down and thinks about what he’s done to bring him to this point in his life

Apr 02 23:16:38 chrissofer The kobold in the black cloak begins chanting in demonic, and a wave of negative energy washes over most of the party.

Apr 02 23:16:42 Ember bleeds into the dirt.

Apr 02 23:16:57 chrissofer `roll 1d6

Apr 02 23:16:57 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d6: 2 <Total: 2>

Apr 02 23:17:08 Bronnie “Ember seems to be leaking”

Apr 02 23:17:16 chrissofer Everyone except Bronnie takes 2 damage from the miasma.

Apr 02 23:17:30 Ember cries extra hard.

Apr 02 23:17:36 Bronnie is health

Apr 02 23:18:08 chrissofer Renrik’s turn.

Apr 02 23:18:13 Bronnie considers healing the small one

Apr 02 23:18:19 Bronnie But cant

Apr 02 23:18:28 Bronnie cause he cant

Apr 02 23:20:16 Ember diliriously dreams about hard candies to escape the pain washing over her in waves.

Apr 02 23:20:53 Danni Renrik gets off his camel by the kobold by Ember. He swings his Morningstar at the kobold.

Apr 02 23:21:14 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 23:21:14 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+2) = 14>

Apr 02 23:21:35 Danni Actually 16 for flanking.

Apr 02 23:21:44 chrissofer Good hit, roll damage.

Apr 02 23:22:00 Danni `roll 1d8

Apr 02 23:22:00 GameServ Danni rolled 1d8: 8 <Total: 8>

Apr 02 23:22:15 Danni Actually 10.

Apr 02 23:22:55 Ember bleeds freely from unattended wound to the spine

Apr 02 23:23:07 Bronnie offers soap to ember

Apr 02 23:23:11 chrissofer Your morningstar caved the skull of the kobold in on itself, dropping them down to the ground reminiscent of that hooded guy in the tavern.

Apr 02 23:23:39 todo “BOOM

Apr 02 23:24:39 chrissofer The final kobold points at bronnie, and

Apr 02 23:24:57 Bronnie “Oh”

Apr 02 23:25:01 Bronnie “Me?”

Apr 02 23:25:05 chrissofer a lavender bolt of force energy darts through the air, slamming into him.

Apr 02 23:25:06 Bronnie looks around

Apr 02 23:25:17 Bronnie “BUT I LOVE LAVENDAR”

Apr 02 23:25:20 chrissofer `roll 1d4+1

Apr 02 23:25:20 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d4: 1 <Total: 1(+1) = 2>

Apr 02 23:25:24 chrissofer Two damage

Apr 02 23:25:57 Bronnie `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 23:25:57 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+2) = 9>

Apr 02 23:26:07 todo 9

Apr 02 23:26:10 chrissofer It was MAAAAAGICCCCC

Apr 02 23:26:21 Bronnie is memorized.

Apr 02 23:26:27 X `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 23:26:27 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+3) = 18>

Apr 02 23:26:39 Bronnie “HOOD TELL ME WHAT HIT ME”

Apr 02 23:26:50 Bronnie “WHAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Apr 02 23:26:58 Bronnie “I don’t like that I was hit”

Apr 02 23:27:05 chrissofer X’s turn.

Apr 02 23:27:05 Bronnie is not amused

Apr 02 23:27:07 X MAGIC MISSILE

Apr 02 23:27:28 chrissofer (Syntax is “”)

Apr 02 23:27:40 X “theres a first or second level caster around!”

Apr 02 23:28:31 Ember “it wasn’t me”

Apr 02 23:31:13 X movs to magic kobold and swipes with sword

Apr 02 23:31:20 chrissofer Roll to-hit

Apr 02 23:31:26 X hit roll

Apr 02 23:32:01 X `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 23:32:01 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+4) = 18>

Apr 02 23:32:11 chrissofer Roll Damage

Apr 02 23:32:14 chrissofer Hit!

Apr 02 23:32:22 X damage

Apr 02 23:32:28 X `roll 1d6+2

Apr 02 23:32:28 GameServ X rolled 1d6: 4 <Total: 4(+2) = 6>

Apr 02 23:32:43 Ember sighs, mumbling about the mistake of leaving her backpack on the camel.

Apr 02 23:33:18 chrissofer The kobold is totaled, and the insurance company refuses to pay You a dime.

Apr 02 23:33:34 chrissofer Ember’s turn.

Apr 02 23:33:40 chrissofer He is dead

Apr 02 23:35:31 chrissofer Left to right, it was: Axe Kobold, Cleric Kobold, Leader Kobold, Magic Kobold, Glaive Kobold

Apr 02 23:36:09 chrissofer Dead Kobolds are Magic Kobold, Leader Kobold, and Glaive Kobold.

Apr 02 23:37:27 Ember struggles to push herself off the ground, turning as quickly as she is able in her injured and still bleeding state, and stabs the Axe Kobold right in his fucken knees.

Apr 02 23:37:41 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 02 23:38:03 Ember `roll 1d20+3

Apr 02 23:38:04 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+3) = 9>

Apr 02 23:38:30 X “nice hit Renrik!”

Apr 02 23:39:12 chrissofer Retcon, Retcon: Axe Kobold Dies and the Glaive Kobold is Reborn

Apr 02 23:39:14 X “kick his ass ember!”

Apr 02 23:40:20 Bronnie shakes head yes

Apr 02 23:40:35 Ember struggles to push herself off the ground, enough to lift the cheap throw-y knife and throw it at the nearest Kobold, squealing in frustration.

Apr 02 23:41:07 Ember `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 23:41:07 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+4) = 9>

Apr 02 23:41:51 chrissofer The dagger sticks into the side of the wooden gate with a loud THUNK, missing the kobold entirely.

Apr 02 23:41:59 Ember “GOD FUCKING DAMNIT”

Apr 02 23:42:07 chrissofer Briar’s Turn

Apr 02 23:42:10 X mutters “useless”

Apr 02 23:42:48 Danni Briar moves to the glaive kobold and attacks it with his great axe.

Apr 02 23:43:03 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 02 23:43:06 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 02 23:43:06 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+4) = 15>

Apr 02 23:43:14 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage

Apr 02 23:43:34 Danni `roll 1d12

Apr 02 23:43:34 GameServ Danni rolled 1d12: 10 <Total: 10>

Apr 02 23:43:50 Bronnie has quit (Remote host closed the connection)

Apr 02 23:43:59 Danni actually 13

Apr 02 23:44:05 holoirc (holoirc@2600:1016:b01d:xorl:jhuh:zgog:vhgs:oloh) has joined

Apr 02 23:44:19 Ember “Todo, tell my mom — oh wait.”

Apr 02 23:44:36 todo “Wow..really? now?

Apr 02 23:44:41 X rolls eyes

Apr 02 23:44:48 holoirc looks longingly towards the sky cause sad family

Apr 02 23:44:59 holoirc is now known as Bronnie

Apr 02 23:45:09 chrissofer The great axe passes through the glaive kobold cleanly and quickly, splitting his ribcage and spine neatly down the middle without a sound.

Apr 02 23:45:22 X “holy Nethys”

Apr 02 23:45:55 Bronnie “DIBS ON GUARD”

Apr 02 23:46:02 Bronnie “When it’s my turn

Apr 02 23:46:11 chrissofer Guard kobold takes 5ft step back, and shoots a bolt at Bronnie.

Apr 02 23:46:16 chrissofer `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 23:46:16 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+2) = 3>

Apr 02 23:46:25 Bronnie Wow

Apr 02 23:46:30 chrissofer The crossbow does not fire, and is now jammed.

Apr 02 23:46:33 Bronnie “YOU should be proud of yourself”

Apr 02 23:46:42 Bronnie “YOU tried. And I’m proud of you”

Apr 02 23:46:51 Bronnie claps slowly

Apr 02 23:47:08 chrissofer Todo’s turn

Apr 02 23:47:21 Ember “Todo, my hero!”

Apr 02 23:47:39 todo 9

Apr 02 23:48:10 chrissofer You succeed in scaring the cleric kobold, who turns in place and seems to start running for the door.

Apr 02 23:48:23 chrissofer Bronnie’s turn.

Apr 02 23:48:23 Ember feels faint.

Apr 02 23:48:38 todo “Crap

Apr 02 23:48:48 Ember “god fucken damnit, Todo.”

Apr 02 23:50:02 todo “Its really hard to feel bad for you…

Apr 02 23:50:18 Bronnie “YOU READY FOR THIS gestures to self MOTHER KOBALDER?!?!?!”

Apr 02 23:50:39 chrissofer The kobold looks back at You, frightened.

Apr 02 23:52:16 Bronnie takes a running leap and brings the fire of hell upon his stupid stupid face

Apr 02 23:52:25 Bronnie Like. Hit club into face

Apr 02 23:52:44 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Apr 02 23:53:13 Bronnie takes a running leap and brings the fire of hell upon his stupid face

Apr 02 23:53:32 Bronnie hits club. Into the face. Of that guy.

Apr 02 23:53:37 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 02 23:53:52 Bronnie `roll 1d20+1

Apr 02 23:53:52 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+1) = 8>

Apr 02 23:54:04 Bronnie is disappointed in self

Apr 02 23:54:59 chrissofer He slips from beneath Your attack, running away from You.

Apr 02 23:55:14 Bronnie “DANGIT”

Apr 02 23:55:54 Bronnie screams into the sky, dramatic af “NOOOOoOoOooooo”

Apr 02 23:56:03 chrissofer Renrik’s turn.

Apr 02 23:57:01 Danni Renrik attacks the cleric with his Morningstar.

Apr 02 23:57:08 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 02 23:57:19 Danni `roll 1d20+2

Apr 02 23:57:19 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+2) = 7>

Apr 02 23:57:35 chrissofer The cleric continues to run away.

Apr 02 23:57:47 chrissofer X’s turn.

Apr 02 23:58:34 X launches self at cleric and swipes with sword

Apr 02 23:59:44 chrissofer Station ID

Apr 02 23:59:57 chrissofer Guard Kobold is 5ft from Bronnie with jammed crossbow

Apr 03 00:00:08 chrissofer Cleric Kobold is nearing the edge of combat in the tunnel.

Apr 03 00:00:36 chrissofer Roll to hit!

Apr 03 00:00:43 X `roll 1d20+4

Apr 03 00:00:43 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+4) = 7>

Apr 03 00:00:58 chrissofer WHOOSH

Apr 03 00:01:05 Ember “wow”

Apr 03 00:01:22 X yells in Draconic

Apr 03 00:01:29 chrissofer Ember’s turn.

Apr 03 00:01:40 Bronnie falls asleep

Apr 03 00:03:34 X `roll 1d20-2

Apr 03 00:03:34 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(-2) = 5>

Apr 03 00:03:52 chrissofer He pays You no mind

Apr 03 00:04:34 Ember murmurs a prayer to the butterfly and hauls back to throw her starknife as hard as she can, while her strength is still with her.

Apr 03 00:04:43 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Apr 03 00:04:43 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(+2) = 19>

Apr 03 00:04:56 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage

Apr 03 00:05:23 Ember `roll 1d3

Apr 03 00:05:23 GameServ Ember rolled 1d3: 2 <Total: 2>

Apr 03 00:05:49 Ember “thank you, goddess”

Apr 03 00:05:51 chrissofer The dagger sinks into his back, and he falls to the ground, unconscious from the pain.

Apr 03 00:06:00 X sighs in relief

Apr 03 00:06:05 chrissofer Briar’s turn.

Apr 03 00:06:31 Ember “Somebody go get my fuckin knife.”

Apr 03 00:06:38 Danni Briar attacks the guard with his great axe.

Apr 03 00:06:43 Ember “You, with the working legs. And no open wounds.”

Apr 03 00:06:51 Danni `1d20+4

Apr 03 00:07:01 Danni `roll 1d20+4

Apr 03 00:07:01 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+4) = 13>

Apr 03 00:07:09 chrissofer Hit! Roll Damage

Apr 03 00:07:39 Danni `roll 1d12+3

Apr 03 00:07:39 GameServ Danni rolled 1d12: 10 <Total: 10(+3) = 13>

Apr 03 00:09:04 chrissofer The greataxe sinks part way into his skull, but then stops on something metal and pushes his head into his chest, breaking his neck before crunching him down into a heap on the ground.

Apr 03 00:09:45 chrissofer End initiative order.

Apr 03 00:09:50 Ember “Seriously, my fucking knife.”

Apr 03 00:10:00 Ember “Todo, I need it!”

Apr 03 00:10:03 X runs at unconcious

Apr 03 00:10:08 X slaps him

Apr 03 00:10:20 Ember “THATS MY KNIFE HOOD-BITCH”

Apr 03 00:10:37 X ropes him up

Apr 03 00:10:43 Ember “DONT ROPE UP MY KNIFE”

Apr 03 00:10:51 Ember “TODO STOP THEM”

Apr 03 00:10:51 Danni Renrik roll for heal.

Apr 03 00:10:52 X pulls knife out and throws at hobbit

Apr 03 00:11:02 chrissofer Roll to hit

Apr 03 00:11:07 X lands in dirt at feet

Apr 03 00:11:07 todo “ I cant stop anyone

Apr 03 00:11:19 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Apr 03 00:11:19 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+3) = 17>

Apr 03 00:11:38 X `roll 1d20+4

Apr 03 00:11:38 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+4) = 9>

Apr 03 00:11:49 X knife lands in dirt

Apr 03 00:11:56 Ember “WATCH IT”

Apr 03 00:12:00 chrissofer The tied-up kobold regains consciousness, and immediately begins struggling against their bonds.

Apr 03 00:12:00 X smirks

Apr 03 00:12:11 Ember snatches knife off the ground and moves to clean it on tunic.

Apr 03 00:12:59 X “should we take him from the front? more might come”

Apr 03 00:13:06 Ember “Maybe drag the idiot away from the thing he was running into? You really wanna keep him within yelling distance of echo chambers full of his allies?”

Apr 03 00:13:21 todo “Stuff his mouth

Apr 03 00:13:28 X drags kobold into the forest edge

Apr 03 00:13:35 Ember “Yea with a hammer”

Apr 03 00:14:48 Danni Renrik casts cure light wounds on Ember

Apr 03 00:15:16 Danni `roll 1d8+1

Apr 03 00:15:16 GameServ Danni rolled 1d8: 3 <Total: 3(+1) = 4>

Apr 03 00:15:28 chrissofer 6 total, with healer blessing

Apr 03 00:15:40 Ember “Thank you, that feels much better.”

Apr 03 00:15:52 X “nice scab”

Apr 03 00:16:11 Ember “Fuck you, sperm donor.”

Apr 03 00:16:15 X turns to kobold

Apr 03 00:16:30 X speaks draconic

Apr 03 00:16:41 Danni Renrik walks off to calm down since he is feeling incredibly underappreciated.

Apr 03 00:16:46 Ember throws herself against Renrik’s leg, refusing to stand on her own.

Apr 03 00:17:03 Ember falls to the ground when Renrik’s leg disappears.

Apr 03 00:17:44 Ember whines: “Renrik come back I can’t walk.”

Apr 03 00:18:02 todo “what a baby

Apr 03 00:18:08 Ember “YOURE a baby”

Apr 03 00:18:25 todo “ no…just smol

Apr 03 00:18:39 chrissofer The kobold does not say anything

Apr 03 00:19:07 X intimidation check

Apr 03 00:19:37 Ember `roll 1d20

Apr 03 00:19:37 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20>

Apr 03 00:21:18 X says in Common “so why are you looking for loggers?”

Apr 03 00:22:08 X whips hood off head and brushes hair out of face

Apr 03 00:22:16 todo “bc they have no thumbs

Apr 03 00:22:45 X has beautiful copper curly locks elbow length

Apr 03 00:22:51 Danni Briar: “There is no going back for those thumbs.”

Apr 03 00:22:52 X stares

Apr 03 00:22:54 X “what”

Apr 03 00:23:08 X is girl

Apr 03 00:23:17 Ember pushes off the ground and stomps across the distance between the gate and the forest. “Alright you limp livered, skeeve faced piece of drill-bit toothed shit sucker. Hood-bitch, you tell this mother fucker.” Retrieving her beautiful sparkly black Starknife, Ember smears the residual blood across the Kobold’s cheek, poking the end under his eye lashes.

Apr 03 00:23:19 todo “prove it

Apr 03 00:23:24 Ember “I want my questions answered quickly and honestly.”

Apr 03 00:23:40 X translates all that

Apr 03 00:23:47 todo gasps

Apr 03 00:24:02 X `roll 1d20+5

Apr 03 00:24:03 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+5) = 9>

Apr 03 00:24:18 chrissofer Ember gets 1 hero point.

Apr 03 00:25:01 X `roll 1d20+1

Apr 03 00:25:01 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+1) = 19>

Apr 03 00:25:03 X +5

Apr 03 00:25:43 chrissofer The kobold spits on the ground. He responds, in Draconic.

Apr 03 00:26:51 X “what about thumbs?”

Apr 03 00:27:10 X “they’re in the forest cutting trees”

Apr 03 00:27:35 X “can i have more info to actually ask him good questions”

Apr 03 00:27:52 Danni Briar: “The Kobolds cut off their thumbs and then sent them with the ransom note.”

Apr 03 00:28:08 Ember “We’d like the rest of them back now.”

Apr 03 00:28:17 Danni Briar: “I think, Renrik walked off like an asshole. This was his quest fucker.”

Apr 03 00:29:35 X “he doesnt know about the ransom”

Apr 03 00:29:52 X `roll 1d20+1

Apr 03 00:29:52 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+1) = 16>

Apr 03 00:30:00 X sense motive

Apr 03 00:30:37 X “hes lying”

Apr 03 00:30:49 Ember “I BELIEVE I SAID QUICKLY AND HONESTLY>”

Apr 03 00:30:56 X pulls out knife and rubs the nonsharp side slowly down his face

Apr 03 00:31:27 todo “uhm…

Apr 03 00:31:33 todo “should we not be here?

Apr 03 00:31:41 chrissofer He flinches at the yell and would cut his face on the blade, but it is the blunt side of the blade, so he’s just confused.

Apr 03 00:31:51 Danni Briar snarls at the kobold.

Apr 03 00:32:01 Danni roll for intimidate

Apr 03 00:32:20 Danni to help the cause!

Apr 03 00:32:46 Danni `roll 1d20+6

Apr 03 00:32:46 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+6) = 18>

Apr 03 00:33:32 X `roll 1d20+3

Apr 03 00:33:32 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+3) = 14>

Apr 03 00:36:43 X has nice caramel colored skin, bright forest green eyes tinted with hazel

Apr 03 00:37:58 todo “can he prove it?

Apr 03 00:38:10 X “guys he says they are gonna die if we dont let him go, so lets maybe ransom him back?”

Apr 03 00:38:25 todo “why dont we take him there?

Apr 03 00:38:30 Ember “aw you mean you dont want to just let him run back inside? fuckin duh”

Apr 03 00:38:34 todo “then we can murder everyone

Apr 03 00:39:15 chrissofer Sense Motive

Apr 03 00:39:16 X sense motive

Apr 03 00:39:24 X `roll 1d20+1

Apr 03 00:39:24 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+1) = 4>

Apr 03 00:39:32 Ember looks at Todo like ‘can u believe this fucken shit?’

Apr 03 00:39:51 todo shakes head

Apr 03 00:39:54 Danni Briar: “Can we just kill this fucker already?”

Apr 03 00:40:02 todo “probs not

Apr 03 00:40:05 todo “yet

Apr 03 00:40:06 X “so i dont care what we do, what do you guys want?”

Apr 03 00:40:15 Danni Briar: “Renrik isn’t here and he’s like half my impulse control.”

Apr 03 00:40:20 X “its not my mission”

Apr 03 00:40:22 Ember “I want to wear him like a buckler on my forearm and march in there.”

Apr 03 00:40:44 Danni Briar yells for Renrik to get his ass back here.

Apr 03 00:40:57 Danni Renrik gets his ass back there.

Apr 03 00:41:11 Ember “what did he say”

Apr 03 00:41:15 todo “I say we take him there. cut out his tongue. eat it. then sneak into the place

Apr 03 00:41:16 X “he said not long til they notice”

Apr 03 00:41:19 Danni Briar gets Renrik caught up to speed with what is going on.

Apr 03 00:41:22 Ember “notice WHAT”

Apr 03 00:41:28 X “hes gone”

Apr 03 00:41:36 Danni Renrik: “Why haven’t we killed him yet.

Apr 03 00:41:38 Ember “Did you want to feel how pointy my knife is?”

Apr 03 00:41:52 Ember “Speak plainly you useless tullip face.”

Apr 03 00:41:57 Danni Renrik: “He’s probably lying.”

Apr 03 00:42:16 Ember “Stop ignoring me”

Apr 03 00:42:19 Danni Both orcs: “Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.”

Apr 03 00:42:46 Ember “Boys”

Apr 03 00:43:08 Danni “Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.”

Apr 03 00:43:25 chrissofer The kobold shrugs

Apr 03 00:43:42 X “i asked if a cleric was that important”

Apr 03 00:43:52 Ember punches the kobold in the throat out of spite.

Apr 03 00:44:00 chrissofer Roll to-hit!

Apr 03 00:44:05 X “you stupid hobbit!”

Apr 03 00:44:08 Ember `roll 1d20+3

Apr 03 00:44:08 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+3) = 4>

Apr 03 00:44:18 X rolls eyes

Apr 03 00:44:29 chrissofer You reach out and lovingly caress his jawline.

Apr 03 00:44:36 Danni Briar and Renrik look at each other.

Apr 03 00:44:52 Ember “It’s gonna feel so nice to carve your skin off your bones.”

Apr 03 00:45:09 X searches body

Apr 03 00:45:25 X kobolds

Apr 03 00:45:26 chrissofer He is still visibly frightened of Ember

Apr 03 00:45:46 X translates hobbit talk

Apr 03 00:46:52 X “do any of you recognize this holy symbol?”

Apr 03 00:47:23 Danni Renrik: “I might be able to.”

Apr 03 00:47:34 Danni knowledge religion check

Apr 03 00:47:48 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Apr 03 00:47:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+5) = 6>

Apr 03 00:48:28 X rolls eyes

Apr 03 00:48:34 Danni Renrik: “No.”

Apr 03 00:49:01 X hits kobold in head with symbol

Apr 03 00:49:06 X `roll 1d20

Apr 03 00:49:06 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12>

Apr 03 00:49:24 chrissofer You conk him on the head, and he resumes being unconscious.

Apr 03 00:49:48 X “i say we take his body in, claim we rescued him, and trade for the prisoners”

Apr 03 00:50:47 todo “what about when he wakes up?

Apr 03 00:50:48 X “any of you have better ideas?”

Apr 03 00:50:56 chrissofer Station ID: 1 (one) unconscious kobold, 5 corpses, entrance to dungeon.

Apr 03 00:50:58 todo “cut off his thumbs?

Apr 03 00:51:04 Ember “We could – Damnit TODO”

Apr 03 00:51:17 todo “whaa..

Apr 03 00:51:36 Ember “Iwasgonnasaythat”

Apr 03 00:51:48 X rolls eyes

Apr 03 00:51:51 todo “thumbs?

Apr 03 00:51:59 todo raspberries

Apr 03 00:52:19 X looks at group

Apr 03 00:52:22 Ember licks mouth seductively.

Apr 03 00:52:24 Danni Briar: “Our team is nothing but assholes.”

Apr 03 00:52:25 X “im Gwynn by the way”

Apr 03 00:52:36 todo slow claps

Apr 03 00:52:53 Ember “Hi Gawaaine, I’m Ember.”

Apr 03 00:52:55 X flips bird

Apr 03 00:53:12 chrissofer Aaaand… scene. ^_^

Apr 03 00:53:25 Ember has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Apr 03 00:53:39 Danni has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Apr 03 00:53:50 X has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

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