cdr255

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Mar 26 20:22:29 todo HA HA

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Mar 26 20:33:14 Hood is now known as X

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Mar 26 20:37:01 Ed627 is now known as Bronnie

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Mar 26 20:51:34 todo *sleeps under table

Mar 26 20:53:11 chrissofer syntax: /join #cdr255

Mar 26 20:53:42 chrissofer MAP: https://imgur.com/7vKb1rc

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Mar 26 20:56:17 chrissofer Perception Check

Mar 26 20:56:28 chrissofer `roll 1d20

Mar 26 20:56:28 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7>

Mar 26 20:56:37 Bronnie Perception check if Emily tells me

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Mar 26 20:57:37 Bronnie Diplomacy check to see if st performer wanna play

Mar 26 20:57:58 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 26 20:57:58 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+3) = 15>

Mar 26 20:58:03 todo (Mibbit@xlue-007-0-382-26.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net) has joined

Mar 26 20:59:00 Bronnie “Hey lil momma lemme whisper in those ears of yourn”

Mar 26 20:59:28 chrissofer She smiles. “Ooh, how interesting. I don’t think I’ve seen You around before. What’s Your deal?”

Mar 26 21:00:35 Bronnie “Ok so there’s this town and I’m here now. And you’re here. And I’m just trynna figure out my deal right now. You wanna be my deal or no deal?”

Mar 26 21:02:07 chrissofer “Hold on there, big guy. We just met each other, and I don’t even know Your name.” She says. “You seem fun, though. I can tag along tonight.”

Mar 26 21:02:17 chrissofer “You have a place around here?”

Mar 26 21:03:50 Bronnie “IM BRONNIE. BRONNIE SWANSON. And I can assure you, it’s my pleasure. And. Well. No. BUT. I assume you do, so………..you wanna open up this suitcase?” gestures in the general crotch area

Mar 26 21:05:18 chrissofer “Oh, well, my place is kinda crowded right now, what with the other performers.” She looks a bit incredulously at Your “suitcase”. “And we’re a bit far from the Monto to just go to town right here.”

Mar 26 21:06:48 Bronnie “Ah. I well the other option is to head inside and upstairs”

Mar 26 21:07:25 Bronnie #help

Mar 26 21:08:08 chrissofer At that point, Hooded (from the last game, now called “X”) leaves the Boisterous Goat, in the distance.

Mar 26 21:08:28 X “Hey! Bitch!”

Mar 26 21:08:43 chrissofer Emily looks over at X.

Mar 26 21:08:43 X ?me runs at Emily

Mar 26 21:08:59 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 21:09:08 Bronnie backs right the hck up*

Mar 26 21:09:12 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 21:09:15 X grabs at Emily

Mar 26 21:09:21 Bronnie gasps

Mar 26 21:09:30 X “do you know what the fuck i just went through?!”

Mar 26 21:09:37 Bronnie “Well that’s a little aggressive but I’m down”

Mar 26 21:09:47 Bronnie “So…..manage a trois?”

Mar 26 21:09:50 X “who the frag are you?”

Mar 26 21:10:03 chrissofer Emily looks a bit surprised, but responds in kind. “Oh, honey, You look rough! Is everything okay?”

Mar 26 21:10:04 X curses in elvish

Mar 26 21:10:28 X “i need to talk to you now.”

Mar 26 21:10:33 X glances at man

Mar 26 21:10:36 X “alone”

Mar 26 21:11:03 chrissofer Emily looks back to Bronnie. “Well, big man, I’ll be around the square most days. Raincheck, maybe?” She winks.

Mar 26 21:11:15 X “bitch get it in gear”\

Mar 26 21:11:17 Bronnie “GOOD LAWD I SURELY HOPE SO”

Mar 26 21:11:26 chrissofer She chuckles.

Mar 26 21:11:28 X drags emily away

Mar 26 21:11:41 Bronnie “Until we meet again, my beautiful petal”

Mar 26 21:11:51 Bronnie blows kisses

Mar 26 21:11:52 X “FUCK OFF!”

Mar 26 21:12:09 Bronnie whispers “Well that’s a shit show and a half…”

Mar 26 21:12:15 chrissofer Aaaand, scene. ^_^

Mar 26 21:13:25 chrissofer The next morning, You awaken to a cornucopia of smells—Freshly baked rye bread, frying bacon and sausage, soap and other cleaning supplies—and the sounds of a hungover crowd slowly milling about downstairs. The table Todo was sleeping under was marked off as “reserved”, so people are eyeing it suspiciously but also giving You space.

Mar 26 21:13:41 chrissofer Roll to wake up. (1d20, highest wakes first).

Mar 26 21:13:53 X `roll 1d20

Mar 26 21:13:53 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4>

Mar 26 21:14:08 Danni Renrik: `roll1d20

Mar 26 21:14:08 Ember `roll 1d20

Mar 26 21:14:09 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12>

Mar 26 21:14:22 Danni `roll 1d20

Mar 26 21:14:22 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11>

Mar 26 21:14:36 Bronnie `roll 1d20

Mar 26 21:14:36 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13>

Mar 26 21:14:36 Danni `roll 1d20

Mar 26 21:14:36 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4>

Mar 26 21:14:49 todo 12

Mar 26 21:15:20 chrissofer Bronnie wakes up first.

Mar 26 21:16:11 Bronnie literally waking up with birds singing and and sunshine bathing across face “Well GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning beautiful day. Waffles….?”

Mar 26 21:17:12 Bronnie goes downstairs to the very polite barmaid who still likes me because I didn’t punch babies

Mar 26 21:17:36 todo hits head on bench

Mar 26 21:18:02 chrissofer She says, “Well, good morning, Honey. What can I get for You?”

Mar 26 21:18:24 chrissofer She also glances at Todo. “Finally up, there, huh?”

Mar 26 21:18:32 Bronnie “Y’all got any of them good ole waffles round here?”

Mar 26 21:18:51 todo “or something like that..”

Mar 26 21:18:56 chrissofer “You alright? You all made quite a ruckus last night, here. Lucky the guard didn’t cart You away.”

Mar 26 21:19:13 Danni Briar: Wakes up. Squints, looks around and gets up. He jabs Renrik in the side. They both get around and head downstairs for food.

Mar 26 21:19:16 Bronnie “And this is why I take my chances with the street performers”

Mar 26 21:19:45 chrissofer She smiles at Bronnie. “We do! Why don’t You find a seat, they’ll be right up!”

Mar 26 21:19:51 Ember finds herself alone in a stupid-sized bed.

Mar 26 21:19:53 todo ?me “luck? Ha..” *dozes off

Mar 26 21:20:13 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 21:20:22 Bronnie takes a seat at the bar away from the drunken mess that is my small friend person

Mar 26 21:20:56 Danni Renrik and Briar walk up to the bar bickering between themselves in orc.

Mar 26 21:22:02 Ember crawls over tangled blankets toward the corner and carefully climbs down the post to the floor.

Mar 26 21:22:37 chrissofer “Well, hello, You two! I need to thank You for subduing those hoodlums last night. They could have caused me quite a problem, if they hurt anyone.” She’s speaking to Briar and Renrik. “Can I get You anything for breakfast?”

Mar 26 21:24:16 Danni Renrik: “Do you have pancakes miss? If you do we would love enough pancakes for three and some bacon if you have it as well.”

Mar 26 21:25:12 chrissofer “Sounds great, sounds great. On the house, of course, not a problem.” She smiles big. “Just find a table, and I’ll have them right out.”

Mar 26 21:25:25 Ember rides the banister down the stairs.

Mar 26 21:25:55 Danni Renrik: “Thank you miss.”

Mar 26 21:26:09 Ember Acrobatics Check

Mar 26 21:26:15 Ember `roll 1d20+1

Mar 26 21:26:15 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+1) = 3>

Mar 26 21:26:24 Danni Briar elbows Renrik in the ribs and points to Ember.

Mar 26 21:26:29 Ember falls off the banister and rolls down the stairs

Mar 26 21:26:45 todo HA

Mar 26 21:26:54 Danni Briar facepalms and walks over to fetch her

Mar 26 21:27:15 todo makes scrunch face and sticks tongue out

Mar 26 21:27:15 Danni while grumbling in half awake orc.

Mar 26 21:27:49 Ember “I’m not hurt, I’m just startled!”

Mar 26 21:27:56 Danni Renrik: “I’ll just find a table then!”

Mar 26 21:28:36 Bronnie “I probably SHOULD join them….Ma’am, I’ll take my waffle over there” points to table

Mar 26 21:28:50 chrissofer She nods in assent.

Mar 26 21:28:53 todo stand wobbily and heads to join them

Mar 26 21:29:04 Danni Briar lifts her by the back of her shirt and carries her over to the table where Renrik is already sitting.

Mar 26 21:29:37 chrissofer A few minutes pass, and all of Your food is brought out. It smells good, and tastes better. The barkeep asks, “Can I get You anything else, loves?”

Mar 26 21:29:53 todo squeeks waffles?

Mar 26 21:29:56 Ember “I need butter.”

Mar 26 21:30:06 Danni Renrik: “What do you have to drink miss?”

Mar 26 21:30:31 Bronnie “Do you have kiwi?”

Mar 26 21:30:58 Danni Briar: “What the fucks with the miss?”

Mar 26 21:31:43 Ember “He can be nice to her if he wants!”

Mar 26 21:31:48 Danni Renrik: “We are in a town Briar. We’ve had this conversation before. In town we have to follow rules that we don’t on the road.”

Mar 26 21:31:54 todo “shut up”

Mar 26 21:32:03 Bronnie “It doesn’t kill anyone to be polite”

Mar 26 21:32:12 Bronnie “At least I don’t think so……”

Mar 26 21:32:14 Danni Renrik: “Such as not killing a random passerby.”

Mar 26 21:32:25 chrissofer She thinks for a moment. “Kiwis might be a little hard to come by right now… I can check, though.” She turns to Ember. “Butter’s no problem, of course, sir.” Turning to Renrik, “Should I get a round of drinks for the table? We have Ale, Wine, and our house special: Fermented Donkey milk.”

Mar 26 21:32:39 Ember “SIR?!”

Mar 26 21:32:51 Danni Renrik pales

Mar 26 21:33:14 Danni Renrik: “I’ll just have a water.”

Mar 26 21:33:26 Danni Briar: “Fucks sakes. Water.”

Mar 26 21:33:38 Bronnie “And thank you ma’am, I want to apologize for the roughians, and a water does sound good”

Mar 26 21:33:39 Danni Renrik glares at Briar.

Mar 26 21:33:48 chrissofer “Sorry, sorry. Bit of a headache, after last night, miss.” She looks quite apologetic.

Mar 26 21:34:01 Ember , tearing up: “Do i look like a sir?”

Mar 26 21:34:01 Danni Briar: “Please and thank you Miss.”

Mar 26 21:34:23 chrissofer “Coming right up!” She says, with a blush on her cheeks.

Mar 26 21:34:27 Ember “I tried so hard on my hair”

Mar 26 21:34:27 chrissofer She scurries off

Mar 26 21:34:49 Bronnie “And it looks lovely darling”

Mar 26 21:34:56 Bronnie “You did a fine job

Mar 26 21:34:56 Danni Briar glares at Renrik.

Mar 26 21:35:05 Ember “Thank you”

Mar 26 21:35:20 todo *raspeberries

Mar 26 21:35:52 Bronnie “RASPEBERRIES”

Mar 26 21:36:28 Danni Renrik: “I need to find a place that sells coffee.”

Mar 26 21:36:39 todo “Yaaass”

Mar 26 21:36:58 Ember “Ew”

Mar 26 21:37:29 Bronnie *glares at ‘butter’j

Mar 26 21:37:48 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 21:37:51 Danni Briar: “We going to go to the market after this?”

Mar 26 21:38:04 Danni Briar: “I want more knives.”

Mar 26 21:38:32 todo stares longingly into the kitchen waiting for waffles

Mar 26 21:38:39 Danni Renrik: “Stop leaving your knives in bodies and we wouldn’t have this problem.”

Mar 26 21:38:59 Bronnie finishes waffles and damn near eats plate cause so good

Mar 26 21:39:13 Ember “I got a new knife”

Mar 26 21:39:36 Danni Briar: “Nice.”

Mar 26 21:39:44 Bronnie “Proud of you kiddo”

Mar 26 21:39:49 Danni Briar: “Can never have enough knives.”

Mar 26 21:40:09 chrissofer She comes back with the glasses, and a scroll wrapped in a gilted ribbon. “The guard from last night, the glowy one, left this for You all as well.”

Mar 26 21:40:38 Bronnie sees squirrel

Mar 26 21:40:52 Danni Renrik: “May I see it?”

Mar 26 21:41:02 chrissofer A squirrel darts in front of Your table, glowing slightly as it makes a beeline for the window.

Mar 26 21:41:23 Bronnie “Bye babygurl” waves at glowy rodent

Mar 26 21:41:27 Ember “What the fuck was that?”

Mar 26 21:41:53 todo “why is anyone surprised?”

Mar 26 21:41:56 Danni Briar: “Renrik you can’t read shit hand it over.”

Mar 26 21:42:48 chrissofer The scroll is a nonmagical scroll, written in Celestial, with a big emblem at the bottom in purple wax.

Mar 26 21:43:12 Ember ducks as the scroll is past across.

Mar 26 21:43:50 Danni Renrik: “I didn’t know you knew Celestial Briar.”

Mar 26 21:44:04 Danni Briar flips him off.

Mar 26 21:44:23 Danni Renrik looks at the scroll.

Mar 26 21:47:00 Ember “Are you going to read it or stare at it all day?”

Mar 26 21:47:33 Danni Renrik: “Looks like we might have something to do in town.”

Mar 26 21:47:43 todo :finally”

Mar 26 21:47:49 Danni Briar waves his hand for him to continue.

Mar 26 21:48:00 Bronnie GESTURES WILDY OUTSIDE

Mar 26 21:48:20 Danni Renrik: “We are to go to the guard’s office in Riminster around midday.”

Mar 26 21:48:39 todo “why”

Mar 26 21:49:05 Bronnie “Yeah that seems vague and we’re probably getting shanked. By guard dudes”

Mar 26 21:50:05 Danni Renrik: “It seems that one of the member’s of the guard has a quest for us.”

Mar 26 21:50:35 Bronnie “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. I mean. Oh. Cool. We should probably go do that.”

Mar 26 21:50:36 Ember whispers: “even after i stabbed them?”

Mar 26 21:51:04 Danni Renrik: “You might want to stand behind us when we go meet them.”

Mar 26 21:51:07 todo glares at Ember

Mar 26 21:51:25 Ember flips off Todo

Mar 26 21:51:27 todo flips Ember off

Mar 26 21:51:40 Danni Renrik: “Ember since you know a bit about the city, do you know where the guard’s office is?”

Mar 26 21:51:46 Bronnie “Kids. Stahp that. Act your ages”

Mar 26 21:52:14 chrissofer Roll Knowledge Local

Mar 26 21:52:29 Ember `roll 1d20+1

Mar 26 21:52:30 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+1) = 21>

Mar 26 21:52:49 Ember “Uh fucking duh I know.”

Mar 26 21:53:15 Ember “You wanna go now? I can lead us there.”

Mar 26 21:53:31 Danni Renrik: “Well after we finish eating it should be about time to head over.”

Mar 26 21:53:38 Bronnie shrugs “i guess”

Mar 26 21:53:44 Danni Renrik: “Is everyone finished?”

Mar 26 21:53:54 Ember “Can I bring my bacon with me?”

Mar 26 21:54:04 Danni Briar shrugs.

Mar 26 21:54:16 Ember pockets bacon

Mar 26 21:54:27 chrissofer You all finish Your meal, collect Your belongs, and square up with the Barkeep. “Will You be back tonight? Should I hold Your room?”

Mar 26 21:55:07 todo “who knows…” *yawns

Mar 26 21:55:43 Danni Renrik: “Yes, I think that we will need use of it later.”

Mar 26 21:56:09 Ember “wink wink”

Mar 26 21:56:36 Danni Briar: “No.”

Mar 26 21:56:38 chrissofer “Sounds good, sounds good.” She smiles. “We can square up later, I trust You all, at this point.”

Mar 26 21:56:44 Ember “Yes.”

Mar 26 21:56:50 Bronnie finger guns

Mar 26 21:57:00 Danni Renrik: “Thank you miss.”

Mar 26 21:57:04 Bronnie “Goodbye my love”

Mar 26 21:57:35 Bronnie leaves hurriedly while blushing cause gosh darn that bar maid

Mar 26 21:57:49 Ember “He’s getting away!”

Mar 26 21:57:58 todo saunters away

Mar 26 21:58:05 Danni Briar: “Ember get us the fuck outta here.”

Mar 26 21:58:17 Bronnie whistles a tune while squinting at sun

Mar 26 21:58:17 Ember “Turn left out the door.”

Mar 26 21:58:26 chrissofer She chuckles as You leave.

Mar 26 21:58:33 Ember “And then four rights and a two lefts and a set of stairs.”

Mar 26 21:58:53 Bronnie turns right

Mar 26 21:58:59 Ember “Three lefts if u want to go around the stairs.”

Mar 26 21:59:03 todo “and a parchidge in a pear treeeee”

Mar 26 21:59:07 Danni Briar and Renrik follow Ember’s lead.

Mar 26 21:59:17 Bronnie turns right

Mar 26 21:59:21 Bronnie turns right

Mar 26 21:59:26 Bronnie turns right

Mar 26 21:59:43 todo dodges bronnies thunderous steps

Mar 26 21:59:49 chrissofer Your party makes its way to the guards office: A big tower in the middle of a crowded city street. The posted guards in the front of the tower initially block Your way through, but allow You to pass once they see the ribboned scroll.

Mar 26 22:00:08 Bronnie IS THUNDEROUS

Mar 26 22:00:29 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 22:00:35 Ember “See, I told you I knew where it was.”

Mar 26 22:00:35 Danni Briar: “Fucks sakes you green fuck.”

Mar 26 22:00:37 Bronnie (THUNDEROUS /me)

Mar 26 22:01:41 Danni Renrik: “Thanks Ember.”

Mar 26 22:02:16 chrissofer The lobby smells lightly of lavender, and a small gnome in full plate armor asks, “Who are You here to see?” without looking up from her writing.

Mar 26 22:02:19 Ember pats Renrik’s face from over his shoulder.

Mar 26 22:02:41 Danni Renrik: “We are here to see C. Ames.”

Mar 26 22:05:54 chrissofer She touches a glowing purple stone on her desk, and a few moments later the celestial Elf from last night shows up in the lobby. “There You are.” She looks at the rest of the party. “Oh… I see You brought everyone.”

Mar 26 22:05:58 Ember “I smell lavender”

Mar 26 22:06:25 Danni Renrik passes Ember off to Briar.

Mar 26 22:06:26 Bronnie “Hey gurl”

Mar 26 22:07:31 chrissofer She hesitates for a second, sighs, and then says “Well, do You all want to come to my office? I only have two chairs, but if You all are involved, You should all probably hear this.

Mar 26 22:07:32 Danni Renrik: “I apologize for the miscommunication. I was not aware that I should have come alone. I can ask them to wait outside while we conduct our business.”

Mar 26 22:07:52 chrissofer “That’s fine too!” She adds quickly!

Mar 26 22:08:12 Danni Renrik: “Shall we?”

Mar 26 22:08:12 Ember “I’m not waiting outside.”

Mar 26 22:08:18 todo tck

Mar 26 22:08:38 Danni Briar sticks Ember on his shoulders.

Mar 26 22:08:49 Bronnie

Mar 26 22:09:08 todo hides behing chair

Mar 26 22:09:17 Bronnie “I mean. There’s not much going on here, standing room is fine”

Mar 26 22:09:34 Ember sits squarely on Briar’s shoulder with her arms around his head.

Mar 26 22:10:15 Bronnie stands by door, admiring whatever there is to see in the office

Mar 26 22:10:26 chrissofer She speaks:

Mar 26 22:12:36 chrissofer “So, I summoned You here today because, last night, we arrived back at this tower to a note with a bag attached.” She points at a note on her table. “A week ago, ten loggers and one of the council here in the city went missing. We now have a demand for their ransom, and, unfortunately, each one of their left thumbs in a bag.”

Mar 26 22:12:49 Ember “Yuck”

Mar 26 22:13:35 Danni Renrik: “How may we assist you?”

Mar 26 22:13:47 todo “thats alot of thumbs”

Mar 26 22:14:06 Bronnie “That’s exactly 11 thumbs”

Mar 26 22:14:14 Ember “too many”

Mar 26 22:14:15 todo “wow”

Mar 26 22:14:24 todo rolls eyes

Mar 26 22:14:33 Danni Briar: “You want us to find the thumb cutting bastards?”

Mar 26 22:14:57 chrissofer “We, naturally, don’t want to give into their demands. That’s where You come in.” She looks at You all. “You proved You could fight last night.” She looks at Ember. “And, that You are willing to take an opportunity when it presents itself.” She looks back at everyone. “They mistakenly told us where they are holding them, and we want to hire You all to go, safely, retrieve the hostages.”

Mar 26 22:15:19 chrissofer “If You manage to bring them all back safely, We’ll consider our debt repaid.”

Mar 26 22:15:28 Ember presses affronted hand to her chest.

Mar 26 22:15:38 Bronnie shakes thumb bag

Mar 26 22:15:44 todo rolls eyes

Mar 26 22:15:46 chrissofer The thumb bag is not in this room.

Mar 26 22:15:48 Bronnie “Those are thumbs”

Mar 26 22:16:04 Bronnie “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BAG?”

Mar 26 22:16:12 chrissofer She says, “That is my lunch for today.”

Mar 26 22:16:21 Bronnie “Oh. Well how unfortunate for you”

Mar 26 22:16:27 X rolls eyes from a distance

Mar 26 22:16:29 Danni Renrik: “Put the lunch down.”

Mar 26 22:16:32 todo face palm

Mar 26 22:16:36 Bronnie “Ya know, the place down the st has donkey milk”

Mar 26 22:16:43 Bronnie “If you’re interested”

Mar 26 22:16:54 Danni Renrik: “Fucking hell.” he mutters.

Mar 26 22:16:58 chrissofer “Yes, it is quite delicious. I am on the clock, though.”

Mar 26 22:17:20 Bronnie “Oh. Well SOOooOoOorry for the recommendation”

Mar 26 22:17:21 Danni Briar: “Less than two days and he says fuck.”

Mar 26 22:18:00 Bronnie crosses arms and stands quietly in the corner waiting for y’all to make a decision

Mar 26 22:18:13 Bronnie “WELL”

Mar 26 22:18:17 chrissofer She asks, “Well? What do You say?”

Mar 26 22:18:18 Danni Renrik: “If you are still willing to work with my colleagues I will be more than willing to help retrieve them.”

Mar 26 22:18:21 todo “lets do it”

Mar 26 22:19:00 todo leaves room

Mar 26 22:19:19 Danni Briar: “I’ll do it even if these idiots can’t get their thumbs out of their asses.”

Mar 26 22:19:31 Bronnie face palms loudly

Mar 26 22:19:37 Ember “That joke deserves two thumbs off. I mean up.”

Mar 26 22:19:39 Bronnie SIGH

Mar 26 22:19:49 Bronnie LEAVES ROOM

Mar 26 22:19:51 todo mouths woooww from behind glass

Mar 26 22:20:18 chrissofer She chuckles. “Sounds good,” she says, taking a map out of her cloak. “Here’s the map we have for finding the kobold stronghold. They should be inside, somewhere. If we don’t hear from You in two days time, we’ll consider the mission failed. Good luck.”

Mar 26 22:20:19 Ember climbs down to chase Todo

Mar 26 22:20:27 todo runs

Mar 26 22:20:40 Bronnie holds door open

Mar 26 22:20:42 Danni Renrik takes the map.

Mar 26 22:21:19 Danni Renrik: “We’ll try to get this sorted in a timely manner.”

Mar 26 22:21:31 Danni Renrik: “I will get this sorted out.”

Mar 26 22:21:43 Bronnie looks at thumbs

Mar 26 22:21:46 todo “blah blah blah

Mar 26 22:21:49 Bronnie my own thumbs

Mar 26 22:21:50 Danni Briar: “Lost faith that quickly?”

Mar 26 22:22:04 chrissofer She smiles and says, “Thanks. I knew I could count on You.” She gestures towards the door and sits down, opening up her now disturbed lunch bag.

Mar 26 22:22:05 Danni Renrik: “Lets just fucking go.”

Mar 26 22:22:21 todo #ready

Mar 26 22:22:46 Bronnie “Alright. So map.”

Mar 26 22:22:47 Ember tackls Todo to the floor

Mar 26 22:23:04 Danni Renrik exits the office followed by Briar carrying Ember.

Mar 26 22:23:24 todo wiggles and kicks Ember in the face

Mar 26 22:23:30 Ember “OUCH”

Mar 26 22:23:37 todo “SUCKS”

Mar 26 22:23:49 Bronnie sighs

Mar 26 22:23:56 Danni Briar picks up Ember and Todo.

Mar 26 22:24:06 Bronnie “Just drown them and be done”

Mar 26 22:24:22 Ember “Watch it, Swanson.”

Mar 26 22:24:27 todo offended

Mar 26 22:24:45 Danni Briar sets todo down.

Mar 26 22:24:56 Bronnie shrugs

Mar 26 22:25:02 todo “I’m a 150 years old! show some respect”

Mar 26 22:25:08 Ember “Hag!”

Mar 26 22:25:21 todo playfully kicks at Briar

Mar 26 22:25:29 Danni Renrik stops outside of the guard’s office.

Mar 26 22:25:42 Danni Briar: “Really?”

Mar 26 22:26:11 Bronnie “And you look every bit of 150 years”

Mar 26 22:26:25 Danni Renrik shouting from the distance: “Fuckers we need to look at this map.”

Mar 26 22:26:40 Ember grips Briar by the hair to steer him.

Mar 26 22:26:49 Bronnie LOOKS AT MAP WILDLY

Mar 26 22:27:03 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 22:27:03 Bronnie (Syntax /me)

Mar 26 22:27:04 todo “This, my good boy, is only the beginning!” *throws arms in the air and turns in place manically laughing

Mar 26 22:27:06 Danni Briar and Ember walk out to Renrik.

Mar 26 22:27:14 Bronnie (Syntax is /me)

Mar 26 22:27:33 Danni Renrik: “Let’s try not to get ourselves killed. Is everyone ready?”

Mar 26 22:28:01 todo “READY”

Mar 26 22:28:05 Ember checks her person for all weapons.

Mar 26 22:28:12 Ember “Good thing I came to breakfast fully armed, I guess.”

Mar 26 22:28:14 Bronnie “I guess….”

Mar 26 22:28:19 Danni Briar: “Ready when you fuckers are.”

Mar 26 22:29:37 chrissofer The map is a quickly-constructed affair. It shows the Arthfell forest, which is about an hour drive to the north. It outlines a path to the Northwest, winding around a river that bisects the southern end of the forest.

Mar 26 22:29:51 chrissofer The whole trip seems to be about a half a day’s ride.

Mar 26 22:31:15 Danni Renrik leads the group off in the direction of the Kobold stronghold.

Mar 26 22:31:47 Bronnie isn’t a horse

Mar 26 22:36:52 chrissofer Your group makes its way to the north end of the city, to the gate known as the “Arthfell Gate.” There are a few places that will rent horses in front of the gate, before You leave the city. The guards seem relaxed and kind of over standing here, but are still well armed and present.

Mar 26 22:38:02 Danni Renrik: “I am not opposed to walking to our location.”

Mar 26 22:38:16 todo “speak for yourself

Mar 26 22:38:23 Danni Briar: “I don’t trust horses. Don’t like the look of them.”

Mar 26 22:38:41 todo “can they even hold you”

Mar 26 22:39:47 chrissofer One horsemonger shouts, “Special on Camels today! 5 for the price of 2! Come get them while they last!”

Mar 26 22:40:29 Danni Renrik: “What about a camel?”

Mar 26 22:40:39 Bronnie “How many money that is bruh?”

Mar 26 22:40:40 Danni Briar: “What the fuck is a camel?”

Mar 26 22:40:59 Danni Renrik: “The large tan creature right over there.”

Mar 26 22:41:22 chrissofer He smiles. “10 gp for the lot! You won’t get a better deal anywhere around here1

Mar 26 22:41:24 chrissofer !”

Mar 26 22:41:24 Danni Briar: “The fuck…”

Mar 26 22:41:40 Ember “Per day?”

Mar 26 22:42:00 Danni Renrik: “Are these to rent sir?”

Mar 26 22:42:15 Bronnie “Do you cover theft insurance”

Mar 26 22:42:17 Ember “What do camels eat?”

Mar 26 22:42:20 todo “can i keep it?”

Mar 26 22:42:34 Bronnie “Can I eat it?”

Mar 26 22:42:40 chrissofer “Yes, yes, to rent, of course! I trust You though, so one day’s rent is fine.”

Mar 26 22:42:57 Bronnie *giggles menace m.m

Mar 26 22:43:04 chrissofer He smiles menacingly. “If You lose a camel, well, You’ll just have to replace it.”

Mar 26 22:43:11 todo suspicious

Mar 26 22:43:18 Bronnie “Oh…..”

Mar 26 22:43:42 Bronnie “So…..how much to replace it?”

Mar 26 22:43:51 Danni Briar: “I’m walking. Not trusting those big tan fucks not to get eaten.”

Mar 26 22:44:29 todo “Ill take your smallest Camel”

Mar 26 22:44:51 Ember “Briar, you can be my camel.”

Mar 26 22:45:17 todo makes obnoxious kissy noises

Mar 26 22:45:33 Danni Renrik: “Everyone chip in two gold pieces.”

Mar 26 22:45:35 chrissofer He smiles. “I don’t sell camels, sir. I’m sure they are not too expensive, though!”

Mar 26 22:45:55 Danni Briar: “Fuck you Renrik.”

Mar 26 22:45:57 chrissofer “And my camels are very good at not dying. You needn’t worry, so long as You don’t eat them.”

Mar 26 22:46:50 Bronnie “Fair” hops on camel excitedly and kicks WILDLY

Mar 26 22:46:50 Danni Briar and Renrik hand him two gold pieces each for their camels.

Mar 26 22:47:01 Ember hands Briar two gold pieces.

Mar 26 22:47:17 todo pays man 10gp

Mar 26 22:48:00 Danni Briar hands him Ember’s two gold pieces.

Mar 26 22:48:12 todo “wait…no”

Mar 26 22:48:20 todo pays 2

Mar 26 22:48:28 Ember “count much”

Mar 26 22:48:57 Danni Briar eyes up the camel warily.

Mar 26 22:48:57 chrissofer “Good, good.” He says. “Take whichever ones You like!”

Mar 26 22:49:07 chrissofer You guys can describe Your camels, if You want.

Mar 26 22:49:43 Bronnie strapping young camel, beautiful face and wonderful set of teeth

Mar 26 22:49:58 X wow

Mar 26 22:50:11 todo “smells weird. but soft.”

Mar 26 22:51:05 Bronnie *is suddenly very aware that my gold pieces are missing. Considers heading back to that street corner to ‘perform’ with the ladies of the night

Mar 26 22:51:20 chrissofer “You all seem a little new to this! Let me help You mount the humps!”

Mar 26 22:51:37 Danni Briar gets on the camel.

Mar 26 22:51:39 Ember ‘s camel is too tall and has a big head. It’s front teeth are crooked and it looks like it’s constipated.

Mar 26 22:51:40 chrissofer The horsemonger shows You all how to ride the camels safely.

Mar 26 22:52:02 Danni Renrik gets on his camel as well.

Mar 26 22:52:02 todo “rude”

Mar 26 22:52:12 Bronnie is safe

Mar 26 22:52:22 todo successfully mounts humps

Mar 26 22:52:50 Danni Renrik: “Is everyone ready?”

Mar 26 22:53:02 Bronnie “HI HO SILVER”

Mar 26 22:53:13 Ember wedges herself between the humps.

Mar 26 22:53:32 todo “YEEE HAAA”

Mar 26 22:53:36 Bronnie suddenly remembers Emily was a little too ‘handsy’ and that little turd probably jacked me gold

Mar 26 22:53:52 chrissofer Somewhere in the distance, a lady smiles.

Mar 26 22:53:59 todo exaggerates riding

Mar 26 22:54:37 chrissofer You all set out from the Arthfell game, and make it two hours without a problem.

Mar 26 22:54:39 Danni Renrik: “Let’s head off on our quest!”

Mar 26 22:55:03 Bronnie “Isn’t that what we’ve been doing for 2 hours??”

Mar 26 22:55:10 Ember “And then she stepped on the ball.”

Mar 26 22:55:19 Bronnie “DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE’RE GOING”

Mar 26 22:55:40 todo “ON A QUEST”

Mar 26 22:55:42 Danni Renrik: “Yes, I do know how to read a map.”

Mar 26 22:55:54 chrissofer `roll 1d100 + 20

Mar 26 22:55:54 GameServ *Syntax: XdY [ {- + * /} Z ]*{: .irc-roll}

Mar 26 22:55:57 chrissofer `roll 1d100+20

Mar 26 22:55:58 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d100: 10 <Total: 10(+20) = 30>

Mar 26 22:56:44 chrissofer You do not run into any issues on the road, though it is a hot day.

Mar 26 22:56:52 Ember is sweaty

Mar 26 22:57:13 Bronnie *fans self with hand

Mar 26 22:57:16 todo pants a bit pushing fur away

Mar 26 22:57:23 Bronnie “How bout that weather

Mar 26 22:57:35 todo “I’m melting”

Mar 26 22:58:13 Ember “too hot, hot damn”

Mar 26 22:58:30 Danni Briar: “That’s what she said.”

Mar 26 22:59:01 Bronnie “Its getting hot in hurrrrrrrrrr.”

Mar 26 22:59:11 Danni Renrik: “I don’t know why I expect anything different.”

Mar 26 22:59:47 Ember pulls the bacon out of her pocket to eat.

Mar 26 22:59:48 Bronnie “Do you guys think there’s a good, easy way to cool off?”

Mar 26 23:00:06 todo stares off into the distance at colors forming something wavey in the distance

Mar 26 23:02:14 Ember throws a piece of bacon at Todo’s face.

Mar 26 23:02:35 Ember Ranged Attack Roll

Mar 26 23:02:37 todo “blegh”

Mar 26 23:02:58 Ember `roll 1d20

Mar 26 23:02:59 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13>

Mar 26 23:03:47 Ember whips the bacon strip through the air and lands it horizontal across Todo’s mouth and cheek, immediately clutches belly to laugh uproariously, and almost falls off camel.

Mar 26 23:04:26 Bronnie “Well that’s a great use for food stores….”

Mar 26 23:04:30 todo wipes mouth begrudgingly. Flips Ember off

Mar 26 23:04:36 Bronnie remembers starving babies in hometown

Mar 26 23:04:52 Ember blows kisses

Mar 26 23:05:07 todo raspberries

Mar 26 23:07:47 chrissofer You all make it safely without incident to the mouth of Arthfell forest. There are a lot of stumps, leading up to the entrance to the forest, and a huge sign with the words, “ARTHFELL” engraved into it. There is a path leading inside the forest, but the map leads You off of it fairly quickly.

Mar 26 23:08:20 Bronnie “You sure this is the right way??”

Mar 26 23:08:35 Danni Renrik looks at the map.

Mar 26 23:08:57 Danni Renrik: “According to the map this is the correct way.”

Mar 26 23:09:19 Bronnie “Well alright then dear friend”

Mar 26 23:09:30 todo startles awake after almost falling off camel

Mar 26 23:10:14 Ember “Todo I bet my camel can go faster than yours.”

Mar 26 23:10:27 Danni Briar: “Ember No.”

Mar 26 23:10:27 todo “fuck. No.”

Mar 26 23:10:43 Bronnie “CAMEL RACE. CAMEL RACE. CAMEL RACE.”

Mar 26 23:10:46 Ember “lame”

Mar 26 23:10:51 Bronnie “Lame. “

Mar 26 23:11:04 todo “im not afraid of you fuzzy bucket!”

Mar 26 23:11:12 Ember “You’re afraid of losing”

Mar 26 23:12:08 todo “NOOOOpe

Mar 26 23:12:30 Bronnie “WE’VE ARRIVED…..?”

Mar 26 23:12:53 Ember “pussy”

Mar 26 23:14:08 Bronnie “EMBER”

Mar 26 23:14:35 Bronnie “I wonder what’s in the forest? The foresty forest”

Mar 26 23:14:36 Ember “BRON”

Mar 26 23:14:44 Bronnie “BE NICE”

Mar 26 23:14:54 Ember “AM”

Mar 26 23:14:59 Ember “SHES BEIN RUDE”

Mar 26 23:15:11 todo raspberries

Mar 26 23:15:15 Danni Briar: “Ember.”

Mar 26 23:15:22 Bronnie farts

Mar 26 23:15:24 Bronnie “Ope”

Mar 26 23:15:52 Bronnie “We should find a stranger, maybe an elf and just stab the fuck outta them and Rob them”

Mar 26 23:15:59 Ember “That sounds fun”

Mar 26 23:16:15 Bronnie “I read that somewhere. Sometimes they have horses”

Mar 26 23:16:21 todo “well that escalated quickly”

Mar 26 23:16:29 Bronnie “Is there any other way?”

Mar 26 23:16:43 Ember “You could escalate slowly”

Mar 26 23:16:45 Danni Renrik: “Not with this group…”

Mar 26 23:16:48 Ember “it makes orgasms more powerful”

Mar 26 23:16:48 chrissofer A huge cloud of dust appears to the south, as a horse comes galloping along the road.

Mar 26 23:17:00 Ember “what ho. A FOE?!”

Mar 26 23:17:06 Bronnie “WHATS THAT DUST”

Mar 26 23:17:11 Ember Perception Roll

Mar 26 23:17:12 Bronnie “THE DIRT DEVIL?”

Mar 26 23:17:21 Bronnie “SATAN?”

Mar 26 23:17:23 chrissofer Everyone roll perception

Mar 26 23:17:43 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 26 23:17:43 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+3) = 12>

Mar 26 23:17:45 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 26 23:17:45 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+5) = 14>

Mar 26 23:17:47 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Mar 26 23:17:47 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+2) = 17>

Mar 26 23:18:01 X `roll 1d20+1

Mar 26 23:18:02 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+1) = 12>

Mar 26 23:18:05 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Mar 26 23:18:05 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(+3) = 20>

Mar 26 23:18:33 todo 19

Mar 26 23:19:23 Ember “Oh, look, a fucking hooded elf.”

Mar 26 23:19:27 Ember “Not sure I Trust fuckers with hoods anymore”

Mar 26 23:19:36 Bronnie “They seem too sketchy tbh”

Mar 26 23:19:47 todo “more hoods!”

Mar 26 23:19:55 X sees herd of fucking camels

Mar 26 23:20:00 Danni Renrik rolls sense motive

Mar 26 23:20:00 X “what the fuq”

Mar 26 23:20:07 chrissofer the camels are having a great day

Mar 26 23:20:11 Ember “Less hoods”

Mar 26 23:20:13 Bronnie “WE’RE THE FUCK, BITCH”

Mar 26 23:20:15 Danni `roll 1d20+7

Mar 26 23:20:15 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+7) = 15>

Mar 26 23:20:48 X squints

Mar 26 23:21:13 X “please move”

Mar 26 23:21:14 Ember “HEy1’

Mar 26 23:21:19 Ember “no u move”

Mar 26 23:21:31 X “PISS OFF”

Mar 26 23:21:36 Bronnie “Ok listen

Mar 26 23:21:36 Ember “NO U”

Mar 26 23:21:44 Danni Renrik: “Hold on, the hooded figure does not seem to be a threat yet.”

Mar 26 23:21:52 X slows

Mar 26 23:21:57 Bronnie “Your Jenke ass come running up in here

Mar 26 23:22:01 X these bitches arent moving

Mar 26 23:22:05 Bronnie “And expect US to move!?!?!?

Mar 26 23:22:08 Bronnie “Nah

Mar 26 23:22:09 todo “who are you?”

Mar 26 23:22:12 Ember “W were here first.”

Mar 26 23:22:16 chrissofer <And thus the party finally meets!>

Mar 26 23:22:36 X “i need through, move your dumb camels”

Mar 26 23:22:38 Bronnie *SQUINTS AGGRESSIVELY

Mar 26 23:22:44 Bronnie “R00D

Mar 26 23:22:48 Ember “My camel is not Dumb, he’s TALENTED AND BEAUITUFL AND HE DROVE ME HERE”

Mar 26 23:22:54 X squints at Bronnie

Mar 26 23:22:54 Danni Briar: “The fuck do you want?”

Mar 26 23:23:04 X “its YOU”

Mar 26 23:23:06 Bronnie “I know she ain’t talking about lord humpleton

Mar 26 23:23:07 Ember “Give us a name, fuck rod.”

Mar 26 23:23:14 Bronnie “I KNOW YOU

Mar 26 23:23:15 todo “WHo the hell do you think you are?”

Mar 26 23:23:23 Bronnie “YOU WERE WITH ROBBY BITCH

Mar 26 23:23:45 todo “SCOUNDREL”

Mar 26 23:24:03 Danni Renrik: “Well hang on..”

Mar 26 23:24:05 Bronnie “HEY GUYS

Mar 26 23:24:07 X “what are you doing”

Mar 26 23:24:20 Bronnie “MEMBER EMILY?? THIS SHITBAG WAS WITH HER

Mar 26 23:24:28 Bronnie “Gimme money

Mar 26 23:24:30 Bronnie Bac

Mar 26 23:24:30 X casts flare

Mar 26 23:24:36 Danni Renrik: “We are on official business.”

Mar 26 23:25:15 X to Bronnie

Mar 26 23:25:24 chrissofer Bronnie, Fort Save

Mar 26 23:25:35 Bronnie `roll 1d20-2

Mar 26 23:25:35 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(-2) = 14>

Mar 26 23:26:39 chrissofer Bronnie saves vs Flare

Mar 26 23:27:00 Bronnie *win?

Mar 26 23:27:14 chrissofer A bright flash of light appears in front of Bronnie for a split second.

Mar 26 23:27:49 Bronnie “Well that’s not very nice, shitbag

Mar 26 23:27:52 X “i have important business and youre in my way”

Mar 26 23:27:54 Ember shields face with a hand.

Mar 26 23:28:05 Danni Renrik: “Before things get ugly I suggest you state your business.”

Mar 26 23:28:18 chrissofer http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/d/daze

Mar 26 23:28:26 X “my business is my own”

Mar 26 23:28:35 X “i go North”

Mar 26 23:29:00 Bronnie “But y doe

Mar 26 23:29:04 Ember mocks: “I go north”

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Mar 26 23:29:12 Bronnie “Hurdur”

Mar 26 23:29:22 X bares teeth in snarl

Mar 26 23:29:25 Danni Renrik: “We are also traveling north.”

Mar 26 23:29:34 Bronnie “LETS ARREST TURDBALL

Mar 26 23:29:57 X “fuq off loser”

Mar 26 23:29:57 Bronnie “Should we? Like. She started it”

Mar 26 23:30:13 X to bronnie

Mar 26 23:30:15 Bronnie “SAYS THE LADY WHOS SHOOTING STARS AT FACES” *to x

Mar 26 23:30:24 X “YOURE IN MY WAY”

Mar 26 23:30:38 Ember “YOU DIDN”T SAY EXCUSE ME”

Mar 26 23:30:39 X “you and your herd of fuqing camels”

Mar 26 23:30:47 Bronnie “Who said it’s your way? I don’t see your name on it

Mar 26 23:30:50 Ember “STOP KINK SHAMING OUR CAMELS”

Mar 26 23:31:00 X rubs temples

Mar 26 23:31:06 Bronnie “WHICH WE STILL DONT KNOW YOUR NAME LADY *to x

Mar 26 23:31:20 Danni Briar: “State your business.”

Mar 26 23:31:33 X “travelers, i apologize for my temper, but please dispurse so i can be on my way, i have an important mission”

Mar 26 23:31:34 Bronnie “HEY *to x

Mar 26 23:31:35 Ember “We can do this the easy way or the hard way”

Mar 26 23:31:42 Ember “And I don’t have enough lunch for the hard way”

Mar 26 23:31:55 Bronnie “You mean bacon? To embee*

Mar 26 23:31:56 X glares at halfling

Mar 26 23:32:05 Ember sticks out her tongue.

Mar 26 23:32:12 Danni Renrik: “We are also heading north. Perhaps we are going in the same direction.”

Mar 26 23:32:33 Bronnie “WITH HER?????” *says to renrik pointin to x

Mar 26 23:32:47 Bronnie “But. I don’t like her”

Mar 26 23:33:07 Bronnie “And she cohorts with thieves”

Mar 26 23:33:07 X “yeah… im better alone if this is the company you keep. i thank you for the offer”

Mar 26 23:33:08 Danni Renrik: “Murder is still an option, but not before we go through the other options.”

Mar 26 23:33:19 X “wow

Mar 26 23:33:32 Ember “Fucken rude.”

Mar 26 23:33:42 Bronnie “Should we follow shit bag if we’re going the same wah?

Mar 26 23:33:47 Ember turns camel sideways to take up more road.

Mar 26 23:34:07 Bronnie *blocks road with beautiful camel

Mar 26 23:34:11 Danni Renrik: “Lets move out.”

Mar 26 23:34:21 Bronnie *walks, blocking road with handsome camel

Mar 26 23:34:23 Ember begrudgingly follows Renrik

Mar 26 23:34:25 X ride check

Mar 26 23:34:26 Danni Renrik continues down the path.

Mar 26 23:34:49 X `roll 1d20+4

Mar 26 23:34:49 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+4) = 23>

Mar 26 23:34:55 chrissofer Success

Mar 26 23:35:27 X “fine by me” kicks heels into horse and leaps over all the camels, much to the amazement of the dumbasses below

Mar 26 23:35:35 Bronnie “This bitch”

Mar 26 23:35:37 Ember ducks, yelling.

Mar 26 23:35:42 X shoots sneer back

Mar 26 23:35:42 chrissofer `roll 1d4

Mar 26 23:35:42 GameServ chrissofer rolled 1d4: 1 <Total: 1>

Mar 26 23:35:55 Danni Briar looks to Renrik.

Mar 26 23:35:56 chrissofer Horse takes 1 damage

Mar 26 23:35:57 Bronnie “THAT POOR HORSE”

Mar 26 23:36:01 X farewell fools

Mar 26 23:36:05 chrissofer It whinnies in displeasure.

Mar 26 23:36:06 Bronnie “We should call the animal welfare police

Mar 26 23:36:09 Danni Briar: “I get to kill this one yes?”

Mar 26 23:36:15 Ember “STAB THEM”

Mar 26 23:36:25 Bronnie “AFTER THE AGGRESSIVE ELF THING

Mar 26 23:36:30 Danni Renrik: “Not if I get to her first.”

Mar 26 23:36:31 todo “Yawn. lets keep going.”

Mar 26 23:36:46 Bronnie “Aren’t we going the same way?

Mar 26 23:36:49 Danni Renrik: But before that, we do need to keep going.”

Mar 26 23:37:11 todo “Ember she would easily eat you.”

Mar 26 23:37:25 Ember “Kinky.”

Mar 26 23:38:40 chrissofer What do You do?

Mar 26 23:38:59 Danni Renrik and them continue to follow the map.

Mar 26 23:39:06 Bronnie *follows

Mar 26 23:39:10 Bronnie *maybe

Mar 26 23:39:14 Bronnie *

Mar 26 23:39:32 X stops at fork in road

Mar 26 23:39:44 X looks both directions, thinking

Mar 26 23:40:57 Bronnie “Gee weirdo” at x “MAYBE A MAP WOULD HELP”

Mar 26 23:41:47 Bronnie “HEY Henrik, which way should we go?”

Mar 26 23:41:51 X hears dumbass yelling

Mar 26 23:41:59 Ember join #cdr255

Mar 26 23:42:03 Bronnie RENRIK*

Mar 26 23:42:16 Danni Renrik: “We are following the map.”

Mar 26 23:42:17 chrissofer (syntax is /join #cdr255)

Mar 26 23:42:43 Danni Renrik: “All of us are following the map.”

Mar 26 23:43:07 Bronnie “Cause WE’RE SMART” *sticks tongue out at x

Mar 26 23:43:57 chrissofer Everyone but X make a perception check.

Mar 26 23:44:07 Bronnie *pets lord Humpleton

Mar 26 23:44:22 Bronnie *names CAMEL lord humpleton

Mar 26 23:44:27 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 26 23:44:27 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+5) = 19>

Mar 26 23:44:46 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 26 23:44:46 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+3) = 22>

Mar 26 23:44:48 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Mar 26 23:44:48 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+3) = 22>

Mar 26 23:44:48 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Mar 26 23:44:48 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+2) = 8>

Mar 26 23:44:51 todo 21

Mar 26 23:45:22 X perception check

Mar 26 23:45:32 X `roll 1d20+1

Mar 26 23:45:32 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+1) = 10>

Mar 26 23:48:45 X still staring

Mar 26 23:49:08 chrissofer Alright, good.

Mar 26 23:50:13 chrissofer What do You do?

Mar 26 23:50:20 X huffs

Mar 26 23:50:34 X in frustration

Mar 26 23:50:43 X “DO YOU HAVE A MAP”

Mar 26 23:51:04 Danni Briar and Renrik continue to follow the map.

Mar 26 23:51:21 X which way is North

Mar 26 23:51:30 Bronnie *follows along happily behind renril

Mar 26 23:51:55 Bronnie RENRIK

Mar 26 23:51:59 Danni Briar and Renrik whisper to each other in orc.

Mar 26 23:52:04 chrissofer God says “North is that-a-way.”

Mar 26 23:52:12 Bronnie *tries to listen

Mar 26 23:52:17 todo follows group

Mar 26 23:52:23 X thank you Nethys

Mar 26 23:52:37 chrissofer (syntax is /join #whateverthefuckbutitshouldbeunique)

Mar 26 23:52:48 Bronnie #orc

Mar 26 23:55:41 Danni Renrik follows the map, it leads into the forest and off the path.

Mar 26 23:56:00 Bronnie *is happy to be whispering

Mar 26 23:56:19 X yells back

Mar 26 23:56:28 X “YOU ANY GOOD AT FIGHTING?”

Mar 26 23:56:29 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 26 23:56:35 Bronnie “No. Shutup.

Mar 26 23:56:47 Bronnie *flicks thumb at x

Mar 26 23:56:53 X #RUDE

Mar 26 23:56:56 X rolls eyes

Mar 26 23:57:01 Danni Renrik: “Really?”

Mar 26 23:57:13 Bronnie “I’m allowed to be salty as hell

Mar 26 23:57:16 X turns horse around

Mar 26 23:57:29 Danni Briar: “If the hood wants a fight, they will get one.”

Mar 26 23:57:57 Bronnie “AND A FIGHT IT SHALL HAVE

Mar 26 23:58:11 X “the forest gets more dangerous ahead, it’s smarter to travel together”

Mar 26 23:58:14 Bronnie “HEY. Hoodie. What’s your deal?

Mar 26 23:58:35 Bronnie “You’re like a Snapple lid

Mar 26 23:58:51 X whats a snapple

Mar 26 23:59:04 Bronnie “Did you say something, Hoodie?

Mar 27 00:00:06 Bronnie *shakes hoodie

Mar 27 00:00:12 Bronnie *easily

Mar 27 00:01:01 X `roll 1d20+4

Mar 27 00:01:01 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 16 <Total: 16(+4) = 20>

Mar 27 00:01:15 chrissofer Everyone roll a perception check

Mar 27 00:01:36 Ember roll 1d20+2

Mar 27 00:01:41 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:01:42 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+3) = 18>

Mar 27 00:01:44 chrissofer 1

Mar 27 00:01:53 Ember `roll 1d20+2

Mar 27 00:01:53 GameServ Ember rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+2) = 17>

Mar 27 00:01:53 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 27 00:01:53 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+5) = 20>

Mar 27 00:02:16 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:02:16 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 1 <Total: 1(+3) = 4>

Mar 27 00:04:24 todo 20

Mar 27 00:04:41 Danni Briar: “X is following us.”

Mar 27 00:05:06 Bronnie “Agreed

Mar 27 00:05:11 Bronnie “Its right there.

Mar 27 00:05:14 Bronnie “Walking.

Mar 27 00:05:19 Bronnie “Obviously.

Mar 27 00:05:28 Bronnie “On an unnamed horse

Mar 27 00:05:31 X “im on a horse you dumb bitch”

Mar 27 00:05:31 Danni Renrik: “What?”

Mar 27 00:05:41 Bronnie “WHAT’S THE HORSES NAME???

Mar 27 00:05:50 Danni Renrik: “Oh there.”

Mar 27 00:06:05 X Copernicus

Mar 27 00:06:16 Bronnie “Stupid name for a horse

Mar 27 00:06:22 Bronnie “But at least we know HIS name

Mar 27 00:06:26 Bronnie “Unlike yours….

Mar 27 00:06:27 X you’re a stupid name for a horse

Mar 27 00:06:31 Bronnie “Well..

Mar 27 00:06:34 Bronnie Yeh

Mar 27 00:06:40 X “people need to earn my name”

Mar 27 00:06:49 Danni Renrik: “We will never save these people in time.”

Mar 27 00:07:07 Bronnie “And how can one earn such a worthless thing?

Mar 27 00:07:16 Danni Briar: “What pretentious bullshit is that?”

Mar 27 00:07:39 Bronnie “Do you guys remember those waffles?

Mar 27 00:07:57 X to bronnie “what’s your problem?”

Mar 27 00:08:55 Bronnie *to x “I’m hungry, for waffles, my taint is chafing from this godforsaken beautiful camel beast, we’re going somewhere to PROBABLY die and YOU come along and start flipping out on a bunch of strangers?? BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM???

Mar 27 00:09:15 Bronnie *needs pads

Mar 27 00:09:22 Bronnie *for balls

Mar 27 00:09:24 Danni Briar: “You need better pants.”

Mar 27 00:09:27 Bronnie *Cause man

Mar 27 00:09:33 Bronnie *needs man pants for camel riding purposes

Mar 27 00:09:37 X “who knew orcs could be so whiney”

Mar 27 00:09:59 Bronnie “Who knew……elves? Are you an elf? Elves could be so rude to total strangers

Mar 27 00:10:08 Danni Briar: “Don’t stereotype a group known for violence.”

Mar 27 00:10:12 Ember joint #cdr255

Mar 27 00:10:24 chrissofer Make a perception check, everyone

Mar 27 00:10:25 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:10:25 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+3) = 14>

Mar 27 00:10:26 X perception check

Mar 27 00:10:29 chrissofer (syntax is /join #whateverthefuckbutitshouldbeunique)

Mar 27 00:10:31 X `roll 1d20+1

Mar 27 00:10:32 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+1) = 5>

Mar 27 00:10:38 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 27 00:10:38 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(+5) = 13>

Mar 27 00:10:50 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:10:51 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+3) = 15>

Mar 27 00:11:57 X “oh my Nethys”

Mar 27 00:12:56 chrissofer Knowledge Religion check

Mar 27 00:13:21 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 27 00:13:21 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+5) = 9>

Mar 27 00:15:33 chrissofer What do You do?

Mar 27 00:15:50 Danni Renrik continues to follow the damn map.

Mar 27 00:16:05 X casually keeps following

Mar 27 00:16:09 Bronnie *follows renrik

Mar 27 00:16:18 Bronnie *glares over shoulder at x

Mar 27 00:16:20 chrissofer Assuming noone has any problems with it, I will assume the party makes it there without (further) incident.

Mar 27 00:16:27 Bronnie *remembers that one flare that one time

Mar 27 00:16:28 chrissofer no one*

Mar 27 00:16:32 chrissofer (syntax is /me)

Mar 27 00:16:33 Danni Briar follows Renrik while keeping an eye on X.

Mar 27 00:17:05 chrissofer should be /me follows renrik

Mar 27 00:17:07 X tucks hair behind ear under hood

Mar 27 00:17:08 Bronnie follows

Mar 27 00:17:26 Bronnie is mad at x always

Mar 27 00:17:39 Bronnie learned

Mar 27 00:17:42 X doesn’t care

Mar 27 00:17:53 Bronnie ignores the haterd

Mar 27 00:18:05 Bronnie arrives

Mar 27 00:18:16 Bronnie without further incident

Mar 27 00:18:26 X “what is this?”

Mar 27 00:18:35 Bronnie “Looks like a stronghold

Mar 27 00:18:41 Danni rolls for perception

Mar 27 00:18:59 X `roll 1d20_1

Mar 27 00:18:59 GameServ *Syntax: XdY [ {- + * /} Z ]*{: .irc-roll}

Mar 27 00:19:07 Bronnie rolls perception

Mar 27 00:19:07 X `roll 1d20+1

Mar 27 00:19:08 GameServ X rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+1) = 6>

Mar 27 00:19:14 Danni `roll 1d20+5

Mar 27 00:19:14 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+5) = 19>

Mar 27 00:19:18 Bronnie `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:19:18 GameServ Bronnie rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+3) = 18>

Mar 27 00:19:25 Danni `roll 1d20+3

Mar 27 00:19:25 GameServ Danni rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(+3) = 14>

Mar 27 00:20:44 chrissofer For all: You see the primitive gate of the kobold fortress framing an opening in a cliff wall. There is a single guard posted in a crows nest above the entrance, but otherwise no one posted at the front. The door is shut tight.

Mar 27 00:21:25 X #and scene

Mar 27 00:21:27 chrissofer Aaaand Scene

Mar 27 00:21:30 X lol

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Mar 27 01:10:21 Disconnected ()

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